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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №37990
 28.10.2010

I was chosen to go to the mountains.

axes
OPPA

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stand up *

axes
All up, not as with the girls

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №37989
 28.10.2010
Fuck, I will go home, a woman and a man stand at the door, when they noticed me, they said to the hunter and the beast ran away. The first thing that came to mind from the military committee and reflectingly almost broke up on the street... turned out to be a census.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №37988
 28.10.2010
I work as a taxi driver.
The customer calls the car. After 10 minutes I call the customer to inform the arrival of the car - does not take the phone. After a few minutes, he calls back and says, "Sorry, I was fucking, it wasn't nice to take the tube in the toilet." Esther is fucking :)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №37987
 28.10.2010
Our office is right next to the toilet (assistant one cabin). In the open door to the office, I see a designer headed to the toilet with a quick but silent step (which is somewhat surprising for his 8 pounds of weight, even with an athletic figure). He knocks at the door, it is closed. Almost immediately I hear the sound of the opening door, the tapping of the heels – by our office passes the designer of the Light. I hear the doors of the toilet open, the designer goes to the other side as quietly, catches the Light, gently knocks her on the shoulder and asks quietly:
Who was in the bathroom before you?
- No, - the same conspiracy whisper responds the girl.
That's the one who ticks my black! The designer throws and pretends to try to stifle the light.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №37986
 28.10.2010
XXX: Go with us to the cottage.
WOW: No... my body is not a corrected lazy. I decided to take a break before breakfast.
HH: And how then?
I don’t eat breakfast anymore.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №37985
 28.10.2010
You Added The Devil's Daughter
The daughter of the devil ‎(13:02):
well hi
Raven38 ‎(13:29):
Hi OO
Does Daddy live?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №37984
 28.10.2010
Len Goodman is one of 11 gardeners authorized by New Mexico to produce marijuana for all 2,000 officially registered patients in need of medical marijuana.
Did you send a summary? XD is

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №37983
 28.10.2010
Dad was burning. I cooked hankali (the pellets are so big). by 7st. to each. The father counted them and brought them from the refrigerator: ketchup, sausage tkemali, vinegar, cream, mayonnaise, adjika and hernia. When he started putting it all on the table in a row with the words "It’s on the first, it’s on the second.." I slipped under the table..))

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №37982
 28.10.2010
I: Go to the nearest building, find a piece of armor there and make money at night.
I am a human girl.
You are humane on your feet. With the cry "The wallet here is crazy!"
Unknown :D
I: Though with your gentle voice it is better to write all this on a cardboard like the poor in transitions and be silent.
I: Believe me, when you get fucked by a silent girl, it’s scary... really scary!

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №37981
 28.10.2010
Yesterday before going to bed I read to a child (4 years old) a fairy tale "Bremens musicians". That which is the Grimm brothers, without a princess, a trubadur, etc. Only the animals.
A beautiful book with illustrations.
We get to the episode, in which the beasts found in the forest a bush of robbers, scared those and driven out of the bush, settling in it themselves.
The child is listening and looking carefully at the pictures (a table with all the food is drawn, the robbers fleeing and the beasts chasing them). He asks:
And why do the beasts (in fact, positive heroes) drive the robbers out of their own homes and take food that the robbers bought for themselves (maybe they stole, but how do the beasts know about it)?
I thought deeply...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №37980
 28.10.2010
Chris'â_Junja: Prehistory - in the family we usually joke that whoever has more money at some point of time - he and daddy. The history. I sit down before leaving the house with my grandmother. My neighbor also came to visit. The picture. The younger brother calls. Well, grandmother, to hear too, she was also interested, asked for a loud connection to turn on. Well, from the dynamic joyful – Suss, hello, I finally became a daddy!

The face of the neighbor had to be seen... And the brother was only the first time in two months he received a scholarship.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №37979
 28.10.2010
The Russian mat is three-story, then the Chinese name

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №37978
 28.10.2010
More than one-third of the population did not participate in the census. (c) Fontanka - More than one-third of the Moscow people have no registration, what is the census?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №37977
 28.10.2010
XXX: Back to the Future. The gesture
I can watch this movie 2-3 times a year without stress. I and DeLorean are just ballerinas.
Is it old or young?
It is a car.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №37976
 28.10.2010

I am a girl and I want to be treated like a girl.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Hione: and I fucking, I fucking both of you in the ban
I am a tomato...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №37975
 27.10.2010
Can the phrase "Here a good person lives" be considered more sincere if it is made on a shit wall?

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №37974
 27.10.2010
In active search? How active are you in this search?
yy: it is not my fault, there is no option "in the passive search, the self will add".)

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №37973
 27.10.2010
You know, Alice, there is a word "need"!
daughter: you know, mom, the word - "need" also has

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №37972
 27.10.2010
An American complained to the police about a bad marijuana - a percentage of democracy in the country, try maybe a district that the plan is a percentage of the area.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №37971
 27.10.2010
Bottom Line: Do you have anything to add? I have a great hearing and I hear everything you say there.
The silent whisper from the last row: “Bl, this infection hears us!”


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