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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №55576
 28.10.2011
Discussions about HOMM VI:
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When the animation accelerates, the sounds of the units accelerate. No, I don’t argue funny when Cyclops cries like a little girl, but somehow it’s not epic...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №55575
 28.10.2011
I am going to Yuri urgently.
The motives of the offenders are not fully known, but experts suggest that the sperm hunters were guided by ritual purposes. There is a common stereotype in African society that sperm can not only give life by fertilizing the egg, but also bring good luck in business. Demand for sperm from witches and superstitious citizens is so great that it is even profitable to send it for export. For example, in the neighboring South African Republic, you can earn $ 400 for a condom filled with male seeds. How could this help Russian men in the current difficult economic situation?

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[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №55574
 28.10.2011
Yesterday with my wife finally broke up, filed for divorce :( I was not wrong?
Did you stumble on a member and hit your head on an egg? Where will you find another aunt who will tolerate your obscene character?
Yule, don’t go, I realized I was hot.
Chewbacks, just like a bowl at the moment!! to
I understood everything, went to apologize and take the statement, thank you.
burn: * ceased to scratch the tail* seeds sharper, scratch

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №55573
 28.10.2011
Alexey Melchakov: The child brought home a piece of swabry and convinces everyone that it is a special stick for the jujitsu.
Nikita Trynkin: A piece of swab can be convinced.

[ + 51 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55572
 28.10.2011
Learn the Russian!
Stay: Are you at home now? Can you find my shirt?
Marvin Why? Also warm
I want to look at him and die.
Marvin: O_o

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №55571
 28.10.2011
Advertising on TV. Well who, fuck them, told them that bacteria can be seen in ultraviolet!?!? And also their reproduction!! to

What did the bacteria do in the toilet?! to
I was stuck in ultraviolet...

To understand and forgive shit.

by Ratio

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55570
 28.10.2011
I had two poodles. I lost the first one when I was 11, when I showed it to friends and it was lost somewhere during the game. And the second broke at 13 - it broke down when I dropped her from the balcony of the 7th floor onto the cover of the lounge - the pen broke off and the giraffe itself broke... :(

And remember Zadornov read the number about so guys giraffe from the balcony heracled by drunkenness - thought the luck will strike or not???)))) They did not find out, but the collective unconscious did the experiment.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №55569
 28.10.2011
Dipnosofist (dipnosophist) is a person who learns in the process of solemn conversation.
Kakistocracy is the rule of the worst. Anthony of Aristocracy.
Mataeotechny - useless and / or unprofitable skill.
To lant - to pour beer with urine for the fortress.
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You described Russia in four words.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №55568
 28.10.2011
Discussion of social networks
4 million Chinese people upload an average of 60 million photos a day

The commentary:
Why are there so many identical photos? O_O

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №55567
 28.10.2011
Why doesn’t Max go to the universe?
HH: He is an idiot. When he entered, he wrote a lip certificate of some illness in order to get rid of the army. So no, now he is called by the military committee and it turns out that with this diagnosis he cannot study in the universe. You can serve in the army.1 is now understood.
Mother of Russia.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №55566
 28.10.2011
Subject: You need to change the date, and access is closed.
I: Try it through the bios, how does it look?
Subject: I will send the print screen.
What is BIOS?
Subject: yes and what?
Oh no, send me it ?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №55565
 28.10.2011
- The feeling that in our office works a pair of other transvestites, who go to the women's toilet and systematically suck the chair, with such a taste that I did not dream of.
Are they fighting for equality?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №55564
 28.10.2011
Lesson of ISO
Your task today is to paint yourself.
The girls painted horses.
Few people see themselves.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №55563
 28.10.2011
I have always been surprised by the submarines at Spitch Bob.

YYY: And the speaking eighth did not surprise you foolishly?

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55562
 28.10.2011
Olivia was lucky at home.
What about her?
I don’t know, she may have been poisoned.!...

[ + 54 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55561
 28.10.2011
I bought an iPhone 5! Wi-Fi, 3G, yo-tub, TV, antenna, two sims!! to

[ + 64 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55560
 27.10.2011
...the solder is connected to the network, but it is not heated, decided to disassemble and check what could break there...
Yaya: And what is there?
1 – This is not a transaction. 2nd 220 of the rotor is not deadly.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №55559
 27.10.2011
The survey in the porn lab smiled:

I like to hang on...
23% of white [ 15 ]
17 percent of the population [ 11 ]
Asian women 9% [ 6 ]
African women 3% [ 2 ]
I like to talk to people I like to talk to people I like to talk to people I like to talk to people I like to talk to people I like to talk to people I like to talk to people I like to talk to people I like to talk to people (38%)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №55558
 27.10.2011
The working day was broken from the morning.
XHH: On the site of Nokia from the mess got a virtual consultant.
xxx: On the proposal "let's blow it in bed" - she joyfully divides her hands and answers "and what, actually, of that";;

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №55557
 27.10.2011
No, I don’t know, I had a bad night with him.
WOW: What is it? The Lunarity?
XXX if it were. Yesterday on the compilation he found the folder "Educational films". I remember thinking: "Not a fig for myself. He also learns something from me!". I go in and there are 2 (two!) Files: "The Art of Cutting Kitchen Knives" and "The Technique of Opening and Forensic Medical Survey of Corps". But now I am tormented by doubts...

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