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[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №21973
 31.10.2009
Men, you are our defenders, you are the embodiment of strength, nobility, patience. "All men" are the position of poor women. There will be and will be near you the one you need. Which will be pleased to welcome you after the work day with a delicious dinner and a kind word. Stupid and greedy women use men. Uncertain men "buy" women. Two smart people will definitely meet and will be able to create an ideal relationship.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №21972
 30.10.2009
Katya (18:46:59 28/10/2009)
You are lonely? Do you feel unnecessary to anyone? Send a message to 5445. Talk to me, I will fulfill all your wishes.
emostyle (18:50:34 28/10/2009)
Has the number changed?
emostyle (18:50:40 28/10/2009)
You had a megaphone.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №21971
 30.10.2009
From the forum: "There have often been cases when a payment was made to the wrong number by the cashier’s vein!!and "

and UGU. Cassir put off the syringe and blissfully covered his eyes. There was another payment by the cashier’s vein."

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №21970
 30.10.2009
Conversation with the child.
The capital of China?
Son: Mom, he can’t have a capital, this is the city.
Mother : Why?? to
This is written in the metro.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №21969
 30.10.2009
Giordano_Bruno > Inquisitor: The Inquisitor

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №21968
 30.10.2009
<xxx> when my mother said I bought Chelyabinsk cookies, I immediately suspected the wrong
<xxx> and it was
<xxx> cookie size with method

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21967
 30.10.2009
And the diagnosis was wrong and the recipe was inaccurate.
The therapist ended evening, the pharmacist - off-time.


[ + 127 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21966
 30.10.2009
This morning.The neighbor of the room woke up before me.Start to gather for a couple.Neither washing, neither clothes, neither breakfast naturally.Open my eyes and see the following picture.The neighbor-dressed fully-in a jacket, in a hat, in shoes-sits on the bed unmoving.Dage does not blink)After a minute two-speaked:"No.Reading a niche can not be teleported.You will have to walk"And goes away)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №21965
 30.10.2009
Title of News:
Yushchenko declares that all pedophiles, and he d’Artagnan"

What do they have to do there?

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №21964
 30.10.2009
Has anyone read the license agreement to the end? Will they still get married?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №21963
 30.10.2009
You will be surprised!
yyy: ⊙_⊙
Damn, don’t look at me like that, I’m scared!! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №21962
 30.10.2009
Sashko: Photographers I know here have told me that in order to shoot girls in the topless, women photographers have to periodically expose themselves with them – or they are embarrassed. And when the photographer is naked, they say, it's easier)))

Dis: I’m afraid to imagine what the operators are doing about filming porn.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №21961
 30.10.2009
I am sitting at work (selling auto parts). I sleep. The sick brain issued the idea "I will give myself a lump, I will wake up"
Here comes the client, and the standard "Hello" "Hello!" and here I am like a pudding on my own ))
The man was in horror 8 (

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №21960
 30.10.2009
XXX: Always felt a terrible sympathy for the girls from the depths. It’s like a brilliant, literally in the rubbish. Cute, ruby, with long hair, without urban paphos and snacks. Economic, not ruined by the urban climate, warm and soft like grandmother’s pancakes.

YYY: I have a friend studying with such, you are a little mistaken about the girls from the depths, thank God that they don’t hear you, or they would give you puzzles.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №21959
 30.10.2009
In the kindergarten, a girl showed me a pipi in exchange for a plastic skier.
yyy: :) And what about you? Didn’t get out?
You know, now at 28, I would be more interested in looking at a skier, whom I blinded at 4 years, than on a female pitch. The old (

[ + 105 - ] Comment quote №21958
 30.10.2009
It was a matter a few years ago.
I go to the subway, in front of me is a guy, not even a guy and already a man of a meter edak under 2 height, but in such a classic emo hat, with a black head, pierced lips and eyebrows, in the ears headphones. At one of the stations comes a couple of typical drunken men, stand up in front of this guy, barely holding the helmets, start to catch over him, say "Emo what?" "Well you cry", there are two stops, rust on the whole car, one of the men" at the end of the day glimps so much that pulls the headphone from the ears of the sitting man. The guy, without changing his face, stands up, rising over them on the head, takes both of them behind the shovel, drags them to the opened doors of the car with one slide, throws them behind the doors to the platform of the station with the second slide, looking at their squeezed faces, leads their hand on the face, and glides, pretending to wipe out the tear. It was necessary to see the expressions of the faces of these guys, the car was lying.)

[ + 99 - ] Comment quote №21957
 30.10.2009
Yesterday, in some cases, Putin and Medvedev were chasing to Fryazin, the way there is through Shchelkovo... Well, it is clear that all traffic jams will be removed, etc... but so... In general, in Shchelkovo from the main street (Proletarsky Prospekt) the whole people cleaned up, brought 2 buses of their “ordinary people” (young couples, children, men, women in ordinary civilian clothes) and let go along the prospectus, in the macdake they landed... like local residents.

Is it normal? Are they always running around the world with them?))

[ + 95 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21956
 30.10.2009
blink here quote...bla-bla, recognition signs of blinking Wi-Fi, circles, semicircles, etc...

In Yandex Maps there is a "FreeWiFi" tool, you can mark the known access points to which you can connect. Tag - SSID, in the comment we write the location or password, blue tags - free access, red tags - by password (in the stones respectively you need to specify one) Login\password to edit WiFi4Free\1q2w3e4r

The map can be filled with points.
Whoever is for +

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №21955
 30.10.2009
by Natalia:
My son is awake.

by Natalia:
Here are we.

by Natalia:
MS MP Ipa

by Valdeman:
Hi my son :)

by Natalia:
Oak and Ri
The IYFZCs

by Valdeman:
And I am you :)

by Natalia:
The child is delighted
M is PA

by Valdeman:
So he printed it :)

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №21954
 30.10.2009
"Google is dissatisfied with the way it uses the verbal-neologism of “googling.”"

What kind of shit has angered Google?! to

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