Tagged 14:26
Well, and the printer knows in which country it is located?
by T14:26
Curiously...
He wanted to know what kind of ass he was in.

It’s time to come up with a new smile "and I’m a tomato"

Ollo in our city appeared the office "Santehuit", and everything would be nothing, but on the ads and their cars the name is written in different colors. Santa one and fucking another.

I was told you are a heartbreaker.
Seymour Duncan: Who told you that?
It doesn’t matter, the boy is alone.

PPS, that only in our country can be a line of those who have no line...

The Courts

I was abandoned by a girl I loved for almost 2 years, very much loved... Immediately after she left me, I was called from a prestigious office and offered the job I always dreamed of, and a few months later I could afford to buy the car she always dreamed of. Attention, a question to the experts! Should I send it right away or be fooled? =) is

You don’t know women well, your “defeat” will almost end in your defeat, you’ll forgive her everything and you’ll live long and happy, but she won’t respect you.

Good pleasure, replied at the right time, replaces at least three good and wise advice.
by Yuri Tatarkin

A story about women whose women we love as they are, and we never understand them.
During my uncertain youth, I met, or even lived, with a girl named Olya. The relationship did not go well at first, and here our relationship came to break up due to a big quarrel. I have not been a lonely man for a long time, and after meeting a girlfriend, IRA, we also started trying to build a household in my apartment. Psychologically I and I were united, but physically... well, I can’t. I had to break up with her too.
So it turned out that I started dating Olya again, and I told Olya that I lived with another for a while.
Sorry for the details, this is all the preamble, but it is not possible without it.
The fact is that Olya changed, in the evenings began to play on my computer, at first times, and then dumb as an avid gamer, came from work and almost in clothes for the computer. And so until late evening. Who was so addicted to her I couldn’t understand, I asked – like I didn’t live with anyone. And it would be a variety of games, exciting, strategies, shooters, a game of fucking damn gentlemen - Lines, in the balls. And from morning to evening, thousands of balls, emotions, motherhood, knocks on the table. I’m not sorry, but where did that come from?
I decided to try to play, and suddenly interesting, and I have not tried it before. The game is over, the results:
by IRA 9600
by Olya 7800
by Olya 7560
by Olya 7420
by Olya 7200
by Olya 7150
by Olya 7120

Look, my dear, what a great catch I have today!
Don’t hang me on my ears! The neighbor saw you go fishing.
The shop!
Some of the fish had to be sold.

<Adamantine> Suddenly grumbling "Your MOTHER!" is a daily phenomenon in our home. At first, everyone fled to the hell cries, and then everyone got used to the fact that Hell is so disgusted because of the internet breakdowns.

Prepod: What are you painting in my false notebook?! to
Student: This is a test tube! O_0

I am sorry, dear publisher. Cigarette box, leather, with Hello... wait... Kitty! With Hello Kitty! Cigarettes for cigarettes!

He went out to smoke, in one hand a cigarette, in the other a cup of coffee. I look at the stars, I think. He drank and smoked, threw the bull and cup into the urn, went home.

I have never had such a thirst for work, except as the classic skinhead (healthy cat in bars, baldness, military pants) working as a conductor, with a smile and maximum politeness explains to Asians what to pay for travel.

On Sunday we will change the clock and sleep an hour longer.
Do not forget to translate yours, so that no one would come to the chat by chance before.
Which side are they translating?
Sergey: 31.10 at 4.00 am the clock is turned 1 hour back
Did you know that the trains are stuck at this time?
And the planes.

The main joke, applicable to any session and subject, which is led by a man-teacher, was born in the first year: to come to the exam in a very deep decoult and, blinking the eyes, timidly say: "I have a three... but I want a five... "

YYY: There’s definitely something in you, I wasn’t mistaken.
XXX: At the moment, I have two cats in my head.

<xxx> in the next life I will definitely be engaged in motorcross!
<yyy> engage in this, and the next life may come faster

by Tima :
I don’t understand why girls leave comments to girls.
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When I leave a comment in the depths of my heart, I always hope to fuck in the future.
That’s the only reason I leave comments.

Bl@ndink@> I am so stupid in mathematics... 5+3 on the calculator I multiply...