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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №72378
 31.10.2012
I heard the phrase “the Russians don’t give up.”
I thought the Russians didn’t stop at all.
YYY: Even before the mind
zzz: especially in front of the mind

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №72377
 31.10.2012
[18:05:33]Ikaric: the call of the father
[18:06:52]Ikarach: the type of approach
[18:07:06] Icarus: I am going to go. Dad goes to the balcony. He points to the tree and asks.
Icarus: I am watching
Ikaric: in the branches of trees, above the road, at the height of the 5th floor hangs...
Icarus: The Guitar...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №72376
 31.10.2012
Not surprisingly, children often have imaginary friends. Did you have that in your childhood?
YYY: I have them all now...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №72375
 31.10.2012
I had my shoes repaired yesterday.
xxx: with the words "need to ask"
XXX: I started off.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №72374
 31.10.2012
The forum. The topic of smoking.
I smoke, but I don't understand how this can be done in the apartment, in my opinion, it's equal to fuck in the pants.

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72373
 31.10.2012
If I were a chemical element, what would I be?
Tagged with: natrium fucking
No, not the alcohol.
XXX: What

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72372
 31.10.2012
What does RIP mean?
Rest in peace – rest in peace.
There is a DVD rip on the DVD! So they are all dead? and :(

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №72371
 31.10.2012
Just brought the package to the house, the mother accepted, instead of the iPhone was a LEGO designer, she signed up for the package. What Lego was there became known later. Is there a way to get the money back through the stick?
Viper> Have you tried?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №72370
 31.10.2012
Oh, they say, have you gotten a man here?
Well?
Let me see!
by Cho?
For a man! Let me see!
- O_O
Give him a link to your contact!
There is no VKontakte.
How not?! to
Not at all.
Pfff, I knew you were lying. You have no man!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №72369
 31.10.2012
I am a gynecologist. We conduct a medical examination at the company, a large flow of people. Everyone says: “Hello, go and dress up.” A man has already passed 50. Another woman lie down on a chair, I insert a mirror, I take out my neck in the mirrors, and I say, “Hello!” The woman says, “Doctor, who am I there?”and "

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №72368
 31.10.2012
XXX: I found a whirlwind yesterday under my bed in the country.
YYY: And how is he?
XXX: Well, it’s like a goat, I just don’t understand how it got there.
xxx: fuck, I’m angry with the keyboard on the netbook, there’s not even it!
YYY: And how did you write it then?
You have copied from old messages.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №72367
 31.10.2012
111: a passage of the grandmother’s telephone conversation is delivered: "Hello. Have rested? How much did you earn?" O_O

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №72366
 31.10.2012
The only ones who can make cuts at work are carpenters.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №72365
 31.10.2012
Our politicians are like tanks: they are not afraid of dirt either.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №72364
 31.10.2012
The sister broke up with the guy - he is a boxer, curly blonde, beautiful, all with him. My mother asks:
Honey, why did you separate?
"Mom, it's like our refrigerator: big, beautiful, everyone likes it, but inside is empty!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №72363
 31.10.2012
I hope that everyone understands that because of the goat, which abolished winter time, in Russia the end of the world will happen an hour earlier?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №72362
 31.10.2012
xxx: Chew, in our outsourcing office slave power is so cheap that we were hired by the Chinese.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №72361
 31.10.2012
WOWU
PEOPLE, if my MTS number (8-913-260-XH-XH) is not available, then I am sitting on the megaphone, my northern number (8-929-391-XH-XH)!!!! to
WOWU
But if I’m not available on both MTS and MegaFone, then you’ve gotten in the moment when I’m resetting the sims.)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №72360
 31.10.2012
I went to the toilet today. As soon as the stream and the characteristic sound went away, I hear the cleaner singing: flowing through the stream, running through the stream!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №72359
 31.10.2012
Earth: Soon to come! On all the automotive markets of Belarus, from the hurricane "Sandy", look...

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