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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №11741
 28.10.2008
In the evening, my husband went to the kitchen. long not.I am out of the room to him: what do you do there?he: apple I choose...I remember that there is one small scary apple left.I: a sho, there are a lot of them?he:I choose - eat it or not...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №11740
 28.10.2008
Oh, how it smells delicious from your head!
WOW : Yes? What did that smell remind you of?
Mothers of Mothers!!!!! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №11739
 28.10.2008
The difference between the screw and the nixes is that if something glides under the screw, it is in any way the faint developers, and if under the linux, then it is in any way the foolish user))

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №11738
 28.10.2008
Prehistory: I work with a friend together in the same company, he has been running for six months...
Today our secretary comes to us in the office (we are sitting together with him), well, say goodbye to me, she grabbed her tongue with a friend about his pumped shoulders, chest, and so on. Then she approaches me and says:
"Why don’t you go to the cottage? Which is what..."
I, not separating from the comp: "And my grandmothers and so give"

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №11737
 28.10.2008
c a :
By the way, the silk in the days will be the owner ofmanlim in 256 kB)
I just feel the way I set them to install all kinds of "aski, operas and etc";;
a message type "where and how to download to" or "how to register" I think your share will be
You need to find the address of the search engines.. and a couple of hundred links to the search engines to give it.
Or on the head.
I didn’t see it yet, but I’ve gotten out of it.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №11736
 28.10.2008
Hi to you! I am a blonde ;)
Today at the Admiral asked: "and the Kolchak is a ship?"
P.S I write myself, because I promised to also post my ass (((

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №11735
 28.10.2008
ColdyMan: What do you want most in life?
Tagged: love
Irifko: I love you!! to
Belochka: Let the one I love answer me the same! = = (
Dima Bla: Eat Normal
Dima Bla: and 100 rubles on the phone

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №11734
 28.10.2008
Viedzmin: by the way, the martyrs were still pricking =)
Toss: What Happened
Viedzmin: I will go to the narcissist yesterday, he is standing near the turnikets, waiting for someone on the way. Nearby is a dwarf who is burning behind the turnikets. I come and ask what are you waiting for? He looks at the clock and says, “I’m waiting for the first charge to start.” Literally in a few minutes, four other friends appear, take him aside, and then take him away entirely. I haven’t seen him anymore and his phone doesn’t respond.
We wish him good luck =)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №11733
 28.10.2008
Elf: He threw six socks into the washing machine and got five...? to
It is a escape...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №11732
 28.10.2008
From Wikipedia:

The Moscow:

Moscow - the city, the capital of Russia;
Moscow is a city in the U.S. State of Idaho.
Moscow is a city in the United States, Iowa State.
Moscow is a city in the United States, Kansas.
Moscow - a city in the United States, Maine;
Moscow is a city in the United States, Ohio State.
Moscow is a city in the United States, Texas.
Moscow is a city in the United States, Pennsylvania.
Moscow is a city in Tennessee, USA.
Moscow is a city in the United States, Vermont State.
Moscow is a city in the US state of Wisconsin.

...and you say, the third transportation through Irkutsk will pass...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №11731
 28.10.2008
LACOST (16:54:35 9/10/2008)
The Germans are all like one.

LACOST (16:54:49 9/10/2008)
Men's Horse

Wicked (16:54:55 9/10/2008)
Nick...the Germans are all terrible...they are all fucking...there is the same type of emancipation)))

LACOST (16:55:02 9/10/2008)
and ah. here here

LACOST (16:55:31 9/10/2008)
The order of things is broken. A man should fuck a woman, not vice versa.

Cinderella (16:56:57 9/10/2008)
He says the type you have the wrong country... the type should be equal... and in Russia the men dominate... I say yes well... and they like how I look))So here we have the bodies pissed precisely because the men dominate... well he cried out.

LACOST (16:57:15 9/10/2008)
HYYYY

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №11730
 27.10.2008
About the quote
"we whipped today - 3 guitarists etc... "The Beethoven Sonata number 13, the first chord?", and that "my diez minor!" and cut off again. My friend "this is a real guitarist! address - fuck with it, and the accord remembers!"

The boys, on the go, either haven’t trembled until now, or the same guitarists as I’m a programmer. There, Beethoven's whole life had a mi-bemol major, and the tone of mi-diez minor is the fruit of the white fever or the fantasy of Stephen King, such a tone exists only in theory, and if at least one guitarist plays me anything in a mi-diez minor, in which there should be an idea - to fuck - 8 dioses, then I sincerely grasp him, especially considering that the ordinary guitarist is generally frightened by such words as diez and beemol.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №11729
 27.10.2008
To the quote:
Working in a women’s group:
It stresses me, I still tremble every day, I know that one pants 15 days in the other breast 75 b, than the bridges are different from the capri, that the paint of the swartkopf rolls and that the guy in one of them has a curve of the body, they sit talking, I am not ashamed of the type I am in the board

Boy, how I understand you. And yet, when at the end of the working day everyone start to break up and talk "As long as girls" even uncomfortable to say "Goodbye" :)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №11728
 27.10.2008
Jura: This is a shit I hate fools. You say she’s stupid and it’s like you raped her forcibly and let her die in the basement with rats. Would be hurt by shit. A wise man says a fool, he will not be offended, he will understand.
GPS: Ungu, will understand that you are a dumb fool and it would be better not to be born, but keep silent.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №11727
 27.10.2008
<Fatal> fucking... the mouse on the screen slips. He wanted to kill. I put my finger to the monitor, ready to squeeze, and it jumps on the finger.)))
<Fatal> it was a pity :)
<Fatal> beast to look scientist)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №11726
 27.10.2008
If you have not painted with a turtle, you know nothing about programming.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №11725
 27.10.2008
Description of the holiday base on the off-site

Are you ready to try it?

Home without water supply. To cook soup, boil tea or just wash your hands, you need to go down to the well and pick up water (there is a wind, which greatly simplifies the task). The shower is naturally absent, but for the ‘dirty shower’ there is a bath.

There is toilet. Bathroom type "M" - "J", series "free flight" with holes in the floor. From the landing places on each runway. Before you try to relax, make sure you do not forget to go to the administrator (it is from him you can take toilet paper, and absolutely free).

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №11724
 27.10.2008
When in the morning, leaving the house, I saw on the dirty cover of my car the words "help me", carefully taken by the children's hands, I was uncomfortable, but I thought of myself "Boyan".
But someone the next day on the washed car dirty was written "thank you"... 0_o

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №11723
 27.10.2008
Nikitozz
You know guy.
Ice
and?
Nikitozz
It seems to me that our old man parallelly goes to some university and he is read there understandable lectures.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №11722
 27.10.2008
Crisis... banks fly... accountants have never seen so much cash in their lives... standing at the safe with packs of money photographed...

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