Soulless (22:50:58 26/10/2010)
The topic recently burned. He approaches the barrel and says:

Soulless (22:51:52 26/10/2010)
I have Chesterfield Blue. (with a strong Harvard accent)
Not such.
That’s Chester Blue.
It is 31 rubles.

Well in Russian passed a linguistic analysis of the text, told about the emotional coloring of the letters:

The sound is something terrible, big, like horror, hurricane, threat.

from the back of the sides is echoed "aga, the fox too";

The teacher heard: "It’s better not to be a fountain but a shadow!"

I am afraid of this beast.

DarkMag (22:35:45 26/10/2010)
What does it mean? ? It’s fun, you’re walking around the park and you see a cute young man. You want to come and meet. We need to start a conversation somehow. You say that, and I print. and all. He is yours

xxx: I wrote in my will that they should be cremated and the dust loaded into a salute charge.

YYY: Much harder to miss the cremation stage.

Today I received an SMS from an unidentified number with the content: "You know yourself that I am very ashamed". I am sure it was God.

She: Don’t put a snail on me, it’s considered disrespectful toward a girl.
What if I put out the phrase "I RESPECT IT"?? to

Please recommend a funny site to read.

The girl in the asky sent an incomprehensible message, with a bunch of misconceptions and in general meaningless... and then said the phrase that I am still thinking about: “Oh, sorry, I didn’t understand what I wanted to write.”

Fuck, I just found out that the song of Black Shirt from the screenshot of the same-name cartoon was performed in the mid-1990s by Murat Nasirov O_o

xxxxxxxxxxx:
You left, they began to think about how to get rid of the army.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
The dialogue:
There will be special tests.
for example
They’ll show you a nude picture of a man and you’ll have to get excited.
What is the problem?
“You know, Andrew, I don’t think you should stay here for the night anymore.

XXX: did the seminar?
WOW: I can say yes
Q: Would you share? The Cat's Eyes of Shrek
There is a little member of Shrek.

Mona: psdc, it is terrible to live, yesterday the sister's best friend was robbed right at the entrance and a bubble of pepper in the eyes! She lies in the hospital.
All of you have your problems! We have microblogs here instead of the norms of walls and eighty-foot fucking died!

An announcement from the newspaper:

It is sold a computer, with a regular monitor, a Windows Wista processor, a printer, columns.
8927xxxxxxxx
(The lighting)

Megaphone advertising is fun.
A man flies with a parachute and calls on his cell phone.
There is a feeling that the megaphones finally decided to make a truthful advertisement, showing where to go so that the connection is...

The history of Soviet times is impressive.

The solar bag. The border part.
A general from Moscow arrived.
(In the end, it shines like a cat’s egg)
The general is on the plateau. There is a clear system of fighters.
And border dog leaders stand separately with their animals.

The general approaches one of them and, looking at the dog humbly pressed on the stand, says:

The goods are close! The dog is a frog.! to

(At the same time, a poor man from the local population bleaked his eyes and swallowed his tongue.)

The goods are close!! Do you understand the Russian language???! to
I ask you, is your dog a dog???! to

So accurate the general! The frog!! to

(pause and then the addition)

And she fell!! to

Sadist: Who likes to draw?
[21:17] JiN is out
[21:17] ~Dv@~ is out
[21:17] ~Katyusha~ has gone out
Jacob the wolf is out.
21:17 The Frenchman is out
[21:18] The dollar has come out
[21:18] DelfiN is out
[21:18] @didas is out
Sadist: I will force you anyway!

I looked at this "Nanolove" and understood how it was.

Once the director of the STS came into the studio and said:
I watched "Electronics"
Well and how?
Sissy is little. You have to do something about this.

Annotation to the new movie in the cinema:
3D technology has made it possible to create a full of tension and humor film from the perspective of frogs. For the first time, a man has the opportunity with his head to plunge into the world of these mysterious creatures and feel like a frog that went out to hunt in search of food. And after a successful hunt and a satisfying dinner to dive into the sweet waves of passionate frog sex.

My brain is completely exploded! by Porn

Suddenly, after visiting the toilet, I realized what I meant with Winnie-Puch when, sneezing strongly, said:
and oh! I seem to have shrunk!

Konstantin43: You are nice, smart, cute, but, in my understanding, the ideal woman should not weigh more than 55 kg)
Irina31: No problem we cut off my leg, and voila, where it works))
Constantine43: ))))) I prefer women in full package)))
Irina31: Ugums, that is, if a girl has an appendicitis, will she not fit you too? But you are Esther.