Today I noticed in the subway that the sleep button in a person is on his ass :)

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A good meeting and a good trip.
When a small hole begins to break, its front edge breaks the most. Therefore, if you drive from the reverse side, the hole seems smaller.
Let’s turn it all to the left? It will be possible to drive for 20 years and not repair the roads!

st.dmitriy: and in general, it is necessary to go in the net from the left phone to pick up the OVN with a paid proxy, pay them from the terminal, in the glasses and cap, connect the proxy through the tor to another proxy and climb there
St. Dmitriy: Oh, I forgot to pick up the car.
st.dmitriy: and throw it every month, raise a new one
St. Dmitriy: a computer change once a year
Creator: "and most importantly – no sex" :-)
St. Dmitriy: Crazy

Talk to a girl in the hallway.
You are all so strange, you think something all the time.
How to live after that?

Measure the distance between the bearings. I stood up at one, and the partner ended the roulette and went with her to the next. He came, pressed the roulette and said, Measure. I was confused: 0 cm I say... and here we were covered :D

to this
#programming
<+afkos> one men’s spice cake
<+afkos> on the look of a dog delicious such
<+afkos> household
<+afkos> we ask who glued
<+afkos> himself speaks and fries himself
<+afkos> one guy nearby looks at them, looks at them, and gives out "to the hell of prejudice, go out for me!and "
<+afkos> this is what the hunger of programmers brings!
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I lived in a dorm with a friend. She arrived a day later, and I had a lot of time. Well, cleaned the room, cooked meals, and Red just came for all the hot. We sit, we eat, the red praises. And here, after a reflection:
Let’s get married? You’ll cook, you’ll work, and I’ll make money! I will not betray you, honestly.! to
The dinner continued for 10 minutes.

Oh, this youth: does not listen to the elderly, eats all kinds of shit and loves to play with new-fashioned gadgets. It would be better to sit with us on a tree, eat bananas and catch fleas on their parents’ skins, rather than hunt for meat and not play with their sticks.

xxx: mja i seg such a hot cockpit drank, mom dear
XXX with Prague Liqueur
xxx: a straight man felt, and then wanted to sit by the fireplace, then the house, then a lot of money and again the fucking became :D

I heard a rumor on the street, two friends talking.
First: "And dolphins are generally very intelligent animals!"
Second: "Al because they don’t take a mortgage...".

by vilgeforce:
It is possible to hit the nails with a hammer, and the meaning? I don’t see any sense in this way of spreading the infection.
by Kyrie:
What’s wrong with hitting your nails with a hammer? I know, now this is not a very popular method, but there is not always a microscope at hand.

From working notes:
Our work is great. The head is caring. Health is concerned – it hardens us. Not everyone really wants to shrink. In fact, almost everyone does not want to. Bad to wash with cold water after the change. They are stupid). It is said that the batteries in the dressing rooms are cold. Special clothes, say, do not dry, in autumn and spring people massively go to the hospital. And why do they go away if they pay a penny? It’s a lack of immunity, I think. Immunele should be drunk, or acetyl. They say, not in the pocket - the salary is small. And they themselves eat three times a day, and sometimes soup is cooked on pork soup sets. Some children are still in kindergartens. If you were to eat twice a day, and the children were not taken anywhere - you and the money on the immune system. Other evil languages say that the bosses on fuel in the cottage saves, and the grandmother puts on the pocket. I think this is a gross lie. And that expensive foreign marks they have, so probably bought in long loan. For the prestige. And people simply don’t know, in my opinion, that they live well. It’s a lack of propaganda, I think. I need to watch TV more. The first channel.

and we have a cafe "Harchevna" in the city...They work there exclusively "the inhabitants"...At night the craftsmen built and now in the evenings the name of Hachevnia burns in the city

by drevo-z
In a trolleybus, one aunt told another aunt her dream.
I found the final.
"I turned and went to the kitchen, sitting at the battery, back to the window, singing motherly, he is healthy, and in the beard the tulips grow, red! Do you know what red is dreaming about?
Impressed by what has been heard.
Like I didn’t start dreaming of this flower man.

Singing under the faner should be called the performing duties of the singer.

With joint efforts...
Going home, the cat is running around. At the end of her eyes, I noticed that she had jumped into a baby bed. I turn to her, and the cat in a human voice says to me:
I want to eat!
In a moment I was cold and then I was terrified. Then I realized that the animal village was a talking doll. And it should be so fortunate that of the five phrases she said, this was the case.
I had to feed the petitioner.

I have a classic closet.
1st Nothing to wear.
2nd There is nowhere to hang.
Three It is a pity to throw.
4 is And the special regiment “I suddenly lose weight”.

Answer as a man.

Amazing men

Simon: What was my disappointment when I realized half an hour ago that I can't get rid of porn for the second day :(

I am a girl, but I try to understand and understand men. Tell me, please, why watch porn for so long?

Heard knows him. It can exercise endurance and willpower.

Anna Glushko, the world champion in powerlifting, married an athlete from the suburb of Moscow Mikhail Sukharev. The young man took his wife's surname and agreed to move to her hometown of Chelyabinsk.

Space laser communication with data transmission from the moon at a speed of 625 Mbps:
"Is it faster than a missile loaded with flashes?".

xxx: the boss always says so deliciously "the pitcher" - straight all the soul invests
WOW: ahah - every time he says "pisset", somewhere a cat is born