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Dennis> is wrong!

xxx: bro, everyone is busy on the weekend, so hunting the mafia cut off
We can play both.
Yyy: You will be a peaceful resident, and I will be a mafia. Then reverse
Yyy: Fuck, I haven’t said anything more gay in my life.

Fuck, my mom called, Andrus, and if I pay for the internet at home, will you stay more often?And now I’m sitting as if I’m crazy. previously mothers of adult sons borsches and cakes, and in the era of digital technology - working Wi-Fi :DDD

I work as a doctor. At night duty at 03:00 call to the reception department, a (D) girl appeals.
I: "What happened?"
D: Doctor, I had a headache, I took a painkiller, and in 10 minutes. The pain passed. Is that okay?"

Supplier Stephan, giving up the driving, could not touch the hill without repelling.

...StelsKrot: And tomorrow the Mars rover will see the boys in telogreeks and hatchbacks with the key in their hands. These boys will turn off all the hooks, pull out the wires and write a word of three letters on the body.

Not not not. They will tap the rover key on the Mars rover and tell the camera "Houston, you have a problem".

Tanya, I realized I was a man.
My daughter doesn’t like computer games.
I am pleased with hysteria.
I love shopping and meaningless things.
Does not give me
He looks at his foolish series and talks about the main characters.
But she is my boyfriend =(

Give money to the note.
No is! What does money grow on trees?! to
Mom, what is the money made from?
From the Paper (Thoughtfully)
Paper from what?
–...

xxx: We now the director noticed how the secretary reads the article "How to be a lady at home". And he said to her, “Julia, lady, you have to be at work. You have to be at home!"

I listed a book. At the beginning, an epic warning:
"The opinion of the author may not coincide with his point of view."
How?

How is it at work?
I sit with a cloudy and confused face.
Why Why?
Internal pleasure for Friday!and 😉
by xDDDD

I love the petroleum. I smoke at the entrance. And the entrances go out (we have on the upper floors of the apartment) grandmother and grandfather, ancient ones, grandfather even with a rod. Ordinary shell type. And such approaches to the BMW 750L last issue, the grandmother jumped behind the steering wheel.

I found such a beautiful girl in your friends: Lightweight, you know?
Yes, we studied together. Only she is stupid and her breasts are small, find someone better in my friends
XHH: for example?
Yes, you’re going there, I don’t know half of them.

It is little to have the right, you still need to have the courage to use them.

One day I saw a scene that can only be seen in...

Judge for yourself: a 50-year-old man is tapping on railways from the "Lower Kotlov" to the center. All dressed well, with a leather wallet. Why on the road? Because it is so faster.
The shortest way to the reso guarantee. Through Warsaw, we have to get around.

In the same direction, along the same track, he is carried in the back, as if a spared, electrician Domodedovo-Pavelecki. It is called the White Anaconda. Although the Domodedov air express is also red.

On this site almost every month "Anakonda" pushes someone.
It breaks down, breaks down and goes on. Engineers don’t always notice. Especially if in the dark time of day, or when hitting the "tail".

The engineer is careful. He is smart. He remotely notices the fool with the portfolio and is taken to exhaustly signal, slowing down. It is impossible to brake sharply - the train develops speed under the railway even within the city.
In general, the machinery continues all over Ivanovsk and slows slowly.
But the man is unwavering. He is in the affair. Cut the hats, break up the pillars - barbarin on the scales.

When there are a few meters left to the man with the portfolio, the engineer manages to significantly reduce the speed, but the train is still in dangerous proximity to the person.

Finally, the potential victim of the "Anakonda" is tempted to turn around, see the approaching Death and shoot out of the path.

But the action does not end there.
The pedestrian "Boyarin" suddenly realizes all the measure of humiliation. Even more would. He was forced to jump like a frog escaping from a young naturalist.
The lion is filled with a thirst for revenge.
She grabs the rod from the ground, runs next to the train’s main wagon and tries to roll the rod through the cabin of the engineers.
But the driver is not a stroke and does not hide his head in the cabin. He, hanging from the window of the armoured train almost by the belt, watered the man with water from a plastic bottle. The assistant mechanic also does not miss: he provides the senior comrade with artillery support, firing the "infanterist" with an apple bite.

The whole picture, of course, is abundantly spicy with twisted spices of a three-storey property, the weakest of which sounds like a "pidaras", and the options are stronger and uncomfortable to mention.

After a few seconds of conversation, the parties conclude the discussion and
“Everyone goes his own way.”

Well, in which other country can you see how a saved from an imminent death tries to catch up for an electric car in order to cut out its sickness?
Where are the unsuccessful killers, they are the heroes-savers, they are the operators of the multi-ton machine, will be beaten away from the rescued by means of a sprayer and an undernourished apple? : )

You are being called by the FSB.
I know.
from where?
You called me on my cell phone.

xxx: I would be bore
Turn, but on the way.
It is a bit uncomfortable x)
YYY: and you drink it out.
The Starbucks glasses.
xxx : ahah
by tube x)
Starbucks Coffee
Bordeaux is original. Needed
The patent!
xxx: "Coffee-
The buzz will excite you and
Give me strength! The Coffee -
When time is too much
It is worth sitting for
and the table!"
Yyy: “Coffee board: you
Do you think you fucking?
You do not think!”
XXX: It will be
written on the glass x) or
"Does life give you grief?
Take a cup of coffee!"

I am a motorcyclist with experience, I sit, argue with my younger brother (10 years) about the harm of beer:
Breasts grow from beer.
I: Look at the bikers around the world! They drink gallons of beer and no one has grown up yet!
B: Do you know why motorcyclists ride choppers, in the shootout, and not on sports bikes?
I was surprised: why?! to
B: Their breasts are disturbing :)))

So it fell out :)

The news is such:
Deputies undernourished due to high prices in the Duma dining room

xxx: I was sent an offer here to work)))) "The Academy of Higher Magic and Occult Sciences, the Autonomous Non-Profit Organization"
xxx: As if I received a letter from Hogwarts)))))