Russian soldiers introduced salad into the diet.
WOW: Give it up. It is uncomplicated, uncomplicated such a thing. You can also add garlic to the diet so that the body gets used to it.

Here is the reservation for Monday. The client asks:

Is it possible to meet the clock at 5-6?

Good lazy, unfortunately not.

and Lenin. clearly ))

xxx: Google is generally strange with GeoIP. He has one address I will recognize as France, then as Belgium. Every time I imagine OVH workers running between France and Belgium.

BlackFox: He worked in a cosmetics and perfume store as a senior administrator. I am talking to a girl counselor. The client suits us. It looks like a wealthy farmer. Addressing the consultant says: "Daughter! So help me. My old lady borrowed me, asking to buy me perfumes. This is my name". I get a paper and I read through my shoulder: "DOLKI kabana". The consultant is not upset: "There are 20ml, 50ml. and 100 ml. What do you think?" " 100! " It was sold Dolce Gabbana toilet water. and ?

My Samsung Galaxy Ace 2 fell from the 7th floor facing the asphalt... no scratch! We used to make phones, right?
Or the asphalt.

Re-Nan: If you call me Paphos once again, I’ll cut off your head, squeeze you in the throat and put a lily there.

TTS: He went straight into bed!
Everything happens at your age.
TTS: I am from the seen
YYY: It is more interesting.
Yyy: Your wife is sympathetic, cats are cute... what did you see?
TTS: Saturday, the weekend sun is barely breaking through the curtains
TTS: on the window flower by the name Phytoelement
Next to the flower are huge, fucking glasses! Oh, and they are shooting at me!! to
TTS: I asked so much, my buttocks were so compressed that I thought I would eat the mattress.
TTS: It turns out, SOVA is sitting on the window on the side of the street.

Review of the "City of Heroes": Did I have this idea? The boy invented nanobots and a module to control them using a thought transmitter. The bad uncle sparked this transmitter from him and began to use nanobots for bad purposes. The boy decided to defeat his uncle. For these purposes, he invented a bunch of combat basks, taught his friends to use them, fight, etc. While this same boy could quite well make a simple headphone of a thought transmitter, and it's over! He invented the transmitter himself, the algorithm knows.

Five years ago I worked in a building. It is full of guests from Central Asia. I see as a man 20 of our builders overwhelm something. I came to see. It turned out that three Tajiks were assigned to break and remove a bunch of concrete spilled at night. They were given a hammer to perform the task. And they reject. It’s like breaking and breaking. :)

Intelligent people post around photos with Pripyat and inscriptions such as "I want to go there" and so on.
What fucking thing is that? Ride what. Who’s holding you, the bastards, here?

Today, sitting on the bench, I fed the vortex.
So did the cat too.

The Boss! Remember to!

If you behave toward your subordinates in a Gandhian way, don’t be surprised if, during a corporative event, unknown people pour a horse dose of laxative into your cocktail, and the toilet is closed by other unknown people.

X: I want an ohuenly dramatic picture
X: Blame me
A: What kind of one?
X: Here you look at her.
X: Is it worth it, or are you crying from sadness?
Do you kill a cat in your underwear?

Telemarketing in Israel for Russian-speaking audiences.
Telephone operator (T): Alo, hello
I : Hi
Q: Do you speak Russian?
I : No
T: (in Hebrew) Sorry for the worry

Why do you need a jeep with female chairs? Fuck you, fuck the kids! And women, is it interesting? With the strawberries, right?
It is like a gynecologist.
- Ah, I can imagine this picture: the jeep stops, looks inside, and there...

From good to bad one click.

"When I worked with Arkady Raikin, - remembers Mikhail Zhvanetsky, - I was not at home, in Odessa, two years. On the table was a full agenda for the military. He went, the soldier ruined: “What if the war?! Where to look for you?“”
I said, “Start, I will come.”

The circle of some people is a circle with a zero radius.
They call it a point of view.

qqq: Someday (even in the last century) I saw on the basement of the house traces of a child’s play in the "hillside", guessed (and guessed!) There was the word KINCONK – apparently, the level of literacy of both players was roughly equal. and :-)

And then – “long hair dry long”? Hey, you will still say that you do not take a shower before the pool and have not heard of hair caps!
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When taking a shower, they do not always wash their heads, and hats do not protect against wet. They protect against the fact that the chin-nit rapunzel curls throughout the pool did not float around the owners, and "separated from the branch of the birthplace."