I need to sleep more.
I’m going to the metro today.
I look in the glass.
I see underneath my eyebrows what moves.
Tag: has an eye

The officer is calling, I don’t know him. The hard disk does not work. Can you see? and TD. I go to work after lunch. There is an external hard on the table. And under it a note - save the porn

Do you have a phone number? call me.
111: his sister
222: I am in the army, I am not in the army :)

Might to:
I work in those banks. There was a complaint from a client: “I am a purely religious person and I don’t understand why the Internet client distribution is 666 KB.” Advised, added the client to the.txt file distribution. The distribution added 1 KB. Client is satisfied.

TeMNi: What would a mom say if she found out that her son, her pride, was a miserable pedicure?
Xeromorph: Son went to the perfume store

You can imagine, there is not a single pink wedding dress available in the whole city! All promise in 4-6 weeks in the best form. I don’t want to get married, I want to go to Halloween. It’s already on the nose. I don’t even know what to do.
By the way, I even ran through advertisements in the newspaper. One thing I liked: I dressed only once. by error.

I read it in Italian:
Sega is the process of masturbation in men.
The phrase from childhood "let’s go to the hunt" suddenly gained a new meaning)))

The news:
A resident of Tokyo bought a ticket for the first Dreamliner flight for $34,000

The commentary:
What is the price of Titanic tickets?

(Comment to RBC News "Lessons of badminton can be introduced in schools in 2012")
XXX: The real power goes crazy. Orthodox and badminton. What else is needed to not waste 1/6 of the sushi, right?
YYY: Very simple – Orthodox badminton. Hit the wheel with crosses.

If the black mastiff calls me “white mastiff,” I will not be offended.

xxx: It would be better for the men in school to be taught >__<

The entire country of admin fucking.
The factories are standing.
Xxx: Some amins in the country.

Surprise my colleagues! Hide the toilet paper and put 3 shells.

Annika, how did you come to Turkey?
Do you have two words or one?
1: Go to two.
2: very good
Hm... and one?
2: Mahmoud

A friend wiped a magneto from his car in his own yard. I told him about it when I saw the broken glass. To my question, what will you do? Now I’ll take a beat and go out to go googling!

The dream of my childhood: a toy that cannot be broken with a hammer.

Doctor: Generally speaking, a toy that can’t be broken with a hammer is a pudge. It is eternal as a toy; it cannot be broken or lost.

From the Stampanker:
Filimon: Let me tell you a real case. My friend (cross child) on the dacha foam cracked. Worked without gloves (drinking and forgetting)... When I trembled, I gathered home. The hands represented a brown-dirty cluster of crusts of foam and rarely visible living flesh. I went, broke the rules as it is (the excess seems)... the haishnik from the bushes joyfully escaped. I started checking the documents, then I paid attention to the hands and asked, “What is it?” He replied, “Infectious dermatitis. I cannot cure. The hands are terribly itching and hurt! So his right-hand hiker thrown back into the car and ran to wash his hands :) without taking the money...

If we travel 180 km per hour, what is our average speed?
You are fucking?

Fool, now show me, my mouse, that rosette in which, fool, the fingers, even the children!! to

XXX: Come and play with me? Go on, go on?She made a puppy's eyes full of tears
YYY: I’m going to pay off tomorrow, and it’s at zero...sorry.
xxx: * wrote on the carpet and bitten the cactus