From the discussion on the router:

x:I am a gamer with experience here for 19 years 8 months and 4 days

Y: What do you think of the peel? Not so much in the account.

Battery, why are you so cold to me?

From the Foreign Forum:

Hello to,

Can someone translate this for me?
"[eQ] Jura90: Shit you shit you scratch the gnome"

Thank you in advance!

New Russian weapons:
The created superweapon brings Russian air defense to a qualitatively new level, giving the ability to shoot down not only missiles developing hypersonic speed, but also in general any means of attack - both existing and not yet created.
The commentary:
"Not yet created Only the Russians, the fox, the scientists boldly look through the blade of space and time.

From corporate mail:

(17:36) XXX Broadcast: The Support Service announces a set of passions for carrying a heavy cross of information support to those suffering under the 1C program, as well as issues not related to 1C and IT, including life issues, in two-by-two mode to the company headquarters. It is guaranteed: unrealistic volume of tasks, a huge amount of negativity in the non-stop mode, exciting conversations with users and exciting correspondence with the heads of units, as well as, possible - some reward. The applicant requires: a kind attitude (you can only marry when the microphone is off or at the time when the telephone tube is on the base), optimism bordering dementia. Definitely: having a sense of humor. It is desirable to have some intelligence.

The Chain:

The South Korean horror film titled "Go-hyang-i: Jook-eum-eul Bo-neun Doo Gae-eui Noon" was released in Russian. Simply and with taste.

Deputy Defense Minister of the DPRK Kim Chol was subjected to a terrible execution: he was shot from a mortar. A senior North Korean official paid for the fact that during the official mourning for Kim Jong-il, who died last year, he did not mourn with the whole people, but bore, writes the Daily Telegraph.

As the newspaper notes, citing South Korean media, this type of execution was chosen on the personal order of the new leader of the DPRK Kim Jong-un: the head of North Korea has ordered that there is no trace of the guilty person in the literal sense.

On the International Day of Fountains, fountains walk around the city, cling to the passers, beat mints and swim in landslides.

111 (14:53:41 25/10/2012)
Have you heard that when a sneaky guy said the truth?
222 (14:53:49 25/10/2012)
Aha
111 (14:54:54 25/10/2012)
So here. She ate sweets, she called herself a pig, she cried.

I am not beautiful either.
You just haven’t understood it yet.)
Do you hint on your chest again?
WOW: Not at all. I didn’t think about her:
Wow, now I think.
HH: Can you explain it?
No, I’m thinking about my breasts.

I had a case at work. One day I spoke with a man named Petrovich and the next day I spoke with a man named Mikhail. Here we in the office dreamed that the daughter of one should marry the son of the second, and give the children a double surname. Maria Ivanovna Mikhail Petrovich, in my opinion, great.
Mikhail Petrovich Mikhail Petrovich - this is the perfect result.

I was placed in a psychiatric hospital, for examination, from the military committee. The guys who slept before me explained everything to me. Boiling water, say (for teas, coffee, cocoa) according to schedule. And drunk them in the evening to drink tea and the nurse (21 years old) does not want to warm them water. Then the boys took the poems:
I am crazy in your eyes.
Especially for your beauty.
But in the boiling water refusal for us
These are broken dreams.
He is not as dear to us as you.
You are more precious to us than gold.
Oh fucking! Pick up water.
The Third Chamber!
Before that she could not resist.

I ask the boss:
Can I go out an hour earlier?
YYY: No, I am going down myself now!

We are going to breakfast.
Do you want me to make a snack?
and yes.
And what one?
The Peloponnese.

xxx: Seledochka trade organization is engaged in retail trade and is on the general tax system
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yyy: "Vodochka" cooperates with the well-known company "Kartoshechka", and their cooperation significantly increases the popularity of the shares of JSC Vodochka" among the population of different levels of income.

[From discussion of the post about the new Boston Dynamics robot on the Hubble]

[xxxx]: They will execute commands: without reflection, without moral obligations, without humanity...
[YYYX]: How are Russian deputies voting?

XXX: They have done it all! I am a girl and I don’t want to work, I want a decree!

Prehistory: decided to call a friend at home, constantly confusing one number
Hello, can you go to the globe?
YYY: Where are you calling?
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YYY: And on what shelf is he lying?
XX: I don’t know, but what is this?
This is Morgue.
And the goats :D

The Habr:
I will tell you more, in my collection of books that shocked me, there is a modest book in the soft cover of "50 dishes of potatoes", the publishing house, in my opinion, the University of Stavropol, 1992 edition (yes, then everyone turned as he could).

So, on the last pages, apparently because of the university influence, a list of used literature is given. Guess what book was there?

is right! 100 cups of potatoes :)

For this I love the robber, that when our team loses, I can sit on a hill to get milk with a baked bread and eat in invize, watching the vares, paladins, magicians, prysts, hants tear in pieces.