from ZH:
The cat reminded me of the groundweights.
In thought: was he trying to figure out how much shit he was in?

I bought a laundry. It automatically and unexpectedly turns off. They cleaned, bought a pilot, put on a voltage stabilizer, she was off. It happened to turn off when you turn off the lights in the kitchen. It turns out, the electrician connected the socket after the lightning switch.

Sleep loss is when you accidentally put the timer for seven minutes instead of the alarm at seven in the morning, you have time to lie down and cut off during this time.
XHH: And then you jump on the signal and for a while you honestly do not notice the subwooch.

From the game chat:
Sergei254: Is there a Skype?
Kingfisher: No
Sergei254:It happens
Kingfisher: No, it actually exists. Just today the cat wrote to the microphone.
Kingfisher: So there is no special desire to say (

Today we discovered Murphy’s new law.

If you put milk to heat in a cup in the microwave, the cup will stop necessarily with a pen to the back wall of the microwave.

ake1la: I woke up this morning to go to the store for cat fillers and food. The cold is 20. I put everything in the cart and go to the box. While they were beaten behind me, a line of blueberries was accumulated by a man 5, all with a beer and a jaguarchik. I look at the clock and see 7o instead of 8o. I quietly give the money and stand next to the guard. How many new words do you think I learned in 5 minutes?
P.S Uncle Vova is a troll.

The light day has become very short.
yyy: But here I will reassure you - after December 22 the day will grow - I agreed :)))

Time of lunch. Talk between two colleagues.
Good that it is lunch! Soon to Home. Very little work remains.
Wow, just until the retirement.

When I sleep, I talk about interesting things.
She says that one day I fell asleep and swallowed. She asked me what it was, and I began to explain to her, without waking up, that the low-salt sediment has a negative effect on the ozone layer and the hole that appeared above the pole was due to the fact that there crashed a trailer carrying the strategic American reserve of that low-salt sediment. Then I knocked her on the shoulder, said that I could not worry and that I had everything under control, then wrapped myself in a blanket like a puppet and stopped reacting to external stimuli.
That is fucking fucking shit.

by 08.12.12

Shura is:

Neighbors as they started bore in the evening, so they bore to this day. How did they last so long? Even at the student drunken hours at 5-6 in the morning, everyone is already asleep.

by Lizzy:

Maybe they are 2nd?

by this:

To this: in every decent long-running series there is a series-multi-film, a series-hallucination and a series with songs.

and----
You forgot to add about the black and white series and the series back in the past.

Where is? Where is my Doctor House cartoon? (Everything else was a little bit, I agree)

I know your zen.
(The Dalai Lama people’s insult)

Looking at the rate of the ruble, I would like to ask:
Why did you sell dollars?? to

The first transition to winter time was in the fairy tale "Little Flower", when the sisters of Nastenka moved back the arrows of all the clocks in the house.

In the basement of an abandoned Moscow house in 1988.
Alice, tell me what we will be when we grow up!
You, Julia, will be a wizard.
What is it?? to
You, Fima, dealer of injector diagnostic systems
and what?
You, Cole, the system administrator
What? →? to
You are a columnist and blogger.
Ladies and gentlemen, let’s beat her! How a man is asked and he is outspoken

Bad is the foolishness that does not seek to become an experience.

One day, on August 2, a sad story happened in our city. Three drunkard descendants were attached to a middle-aged Azerbaijani who was walking peacefully on the street. They called him "churka" and gave him cracks and pins.
The landers were wrong. Timur Sultanovich is not a "churka", but a respected man with connections.
Relationships and respect would be enough for these three to get his shoes out tomorrow... but “Uncle Timor,” as everyone calls him in our yard, is a kind man.
“They will punish themselves,” he said to my father.
A few calls, a couple of meetings, a little (relatively) money...
A year later, on August 1, vodka "Desantny" appeared in almost all city stores. At a very low price. Fort at 42 degrees. On the colorful label is a brave guy in a beret, beating a bottle on his head.
...
More than two hundred drunk debils on the day of the airport went to the hospitals of the city. With shocks, cuts and even cerebral injuries of varying severity.
The bottle was made of hardened glass almost half a centimeter thick. I couldn’t break it with a hammer right away.

Lucia writes to her friend a SMS message: "38,5! It all hurts.”
Answered SMS-ka: “Couldn’t you find a shorter?“”

From JH huglaro:

One man loved tradition very much and dreamed of abolishing everything new that had emerged in the last hundred years. But this man himself was only thirty years old. So he hanged himself."

On Wednesday or Thursday, the sellers still doubt whether to sell me alcohol or not, and ask me for a passport. There are no more problems on Friday. A zombie is a zombie.