I’ll just leave it here:
Samsung donated 3,000 Galaxy smartphones to help fight Ebola

I jumped with a new steam. Inscription on the screen: "Children from 18 years"...
They humiliate, the socks.

This is:
I study English with my younger brother.
me: in the present use of the verb wish - I want, in the past used would - I would
him: and the future
Me: not

Please never learn English with your younger brother again. Without your help, your brother may have a chance to learn the language normally.

Ahahah
Direct as about the hole and CD disk in it:
Three people have been charged in the office.
Everything works and never burns.

Chernomyrdin was that other pearl warehouse. The epic phrase "We wanted the best, and it went out as always" also his.
and ==
There are less popular, but I like it more:
"There has never been such a situation and this has happened again"

from burn humus about the film "Lucy" / "Lucy":

A short film about how Luke Besson gave Scarlett Johansson brains.

The attempt to convert the cat to dry food seemed to be unsuccessful. No, he also pleads to give him Purina ProPlan and more. But on the second day of feeding this plan, he jumped to the table, filled his mouth full of strawberries from the plate and with this full mouth of strawberries ran away. and hot. I had to give him the whole plate.

XXX: Did you see the last battle of Povetkin?? to
YYY: Moments
I wonder how many beats I would have endured before I died.
YYY: one
YYY: there is the same pizza with what force they beat.
XXX: I bet that when I put my hand in, it’s a heart attack, and that’s all.
YYY :D

I bet he’s not a ‘high-primitive alpha male’ but an elementary fool.
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It is the same thing. The word "mudaq" comes from the forgotten native word "mudaq" ("egg"), and means precisely the one whose decision-making center is between his legs, and this is "the highly primitive alpha male".

A friend on FB wrote:
Yesterday found an open network, with RXQ (signal quality) up to 100.
I immediately thought it was this! The high speed internet!
I connected, but the internet didn’t smell there, it smelled something else.
It turned out to be a powerful, industrial antenna of the local fucker.
Several times a day reports to the center about the level of shit in the tank. There is no internet there, one shit.

I, because of the circumstances, saw a lot of fun names: there were Tarzan with the Dartanians, and Janseriki, but the guy by the name of Shmarovoz - out of competition, you made my day! Good luck to you!

The Name:

My birthday, fuck you. First came congratulatory SMS from the banks to which they owe loans:).

Health, strong wishes and long years of life? It is important to them like no one else.

here here :

XXX: Is there a desire to cheat?
The child, my, accidentally slipped the rope from
Loaded on the window, loosened...
I can't understand what's going on, the charge is turned off, I slipped myself,
The bitterness is terrible, the sting is licked again, the ugliness... what is the insulation made of?! to
I have saved everything...
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On the contrary, we invested in protecting cats, dogs and children.
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Hundreds, if not thousands, of dwarves went to lick the ropes. Whoever is not upset is upset.)

This is:
Do you know what the “Israeli peelmen” are?
and no.
This is when the filling is also the test.
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Not Israeli, but Ukrainian, which is characteristic! And they are called "clothes", "clothes".

It was cold, and she warned her daughter to dress warmer. I read the answers tonight.
I dressed warm! If I freeze, I’m at the North Pole.
Send an expedition.

From the reviews of the expensive air purifier

"In the first day of work really a feeling of "forest air". When the window is opened or when you actively shake the blanket, the dust indicator turns on and the speed of the fan increases. Aggressively reacts even to minor gas discharges of a person (if the "gaze" even quietly under the blanket at the other end of the room, still catches)"(c)

by Marsik:
This is always the case: you go from the wagon to the escalator in the footsteps of the Most Beautiful Popka, you stick closer to get up right behind it and enjoy the view on the climb.
And where do you, damn, suddenly find three grandmothers with chariots and a buoy man?! to

The internet is a great thing!
Previous: I bought a car. There he registered on those numbers on which she stood and came home (Mountain Altai). When buying everything as always - "not beaten, not painted".
History: Recently a collection of accidents came to mind, in which my car (number is the same) is collected in the right barrel " in meat". I went out into the courtyard to look up in the hope that it was a glucose... In the heat the paint broke on the front door... At least I know what to say now ((

xxx: Well, fric is not fric, but five years ago on the sidewalk on Lenin's street, in the area of the club Giant walked a man whom I referred to as a "dissident." In winter I didn’t see him, and in summer and autumn he was always dressed in a suit, a light shirt and a narrow stylish tie-sleeve. On the nose round glasses in a methyl cover. In a loaded pocket. If you do not know his weirdnesses - a spilled professor.
He walked, putting his hands behind his back and turned around his axis exactly every four steps. He looked at him if there was any surveillance. And one day, when he was overtaken by a young woman, he took a few cautious steps toward me, looking dangerously at the sides, covered his mouth with his hand and whispered frighteningly and mysteriously: "This woman has a... yes!

To this: in every decent long-running series there is a series-multi-film, a series-hallucination and a series with songs.

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You forgot to add about the black and white series and the series back in the past.