Rich people who don’t wear socks.
You forgot to add that a wealthy woman wears whole socks under the jeans.

The recruiter, who was taken out of the army by an alternative service and appointed as a sanitary in the hospital, is now called a "cat hunter" by friends.

Who asked about the cartoon? It is called on the threshold of my village story. Do not thank!

Where to meet your spoiled husband?
of the future)

Cass: Shurin invited me to his project, we discuss, clear affair, in the bar after the bar. It is time for me to run away, asking if I should leave money on my account. He says, “When I have no money, then you will eat.”
Great response from a future employer.

My note is an aristocrat! He put a teaspoon of stainless steel in the usb - it is defined as a new device, but he does not see aluminum in the focus)))

The student with the gold medal Anna Karenina was unable to enter the railway institute.
Do you have a double literature?

Office waking
Get a report from Larissa.
In which? We have three.
She regularly falls from the roof of a garden house.

All human life in one word.

M: What is it! Why is any smallest movement of yours accompanied by some sound effect: a knock, a whistle, a ringtone, or such an infernal thunder?! to
J: I just like the sound director of this show.

I talked to a girlfriend (d), she started telling me about her ex. There was such a dialogue:
(e) He often said that his relationships with people were not good, and he did not understand how we were confused with him. Once home came cloudy all this, more often than usual. I ask, I say that is. Everyone is suspicious at work.
Did he create something again?
D is AGA. Grith, like no one speaks to him. I wonder if I may have stumbled. And you pretend that I hear. The NH they were going to celebrate, his colleagues wanted to buy, and he was a fierce opponent of all this. Well, and the conversation went like a shit, like a powder often glass, crushed into dust, rins. Do you think that the fool answered? "Well, it is right that you all die naked, drug addicts fucking". Not a fool?
Surprisingly, it is ignored :D

In the amusement park, children who have real dads envy the children whom Sunday dads ride on expensive attractions without financial constraints.

If you open the refrigerator, then the cat goes to the kitchen, and if you open the refrigerator, get a bottle of beer and open it, then the husband goes.)

..."In Russia will build roads for unmanned cars"
90% of cars without pilots

The fools trust the TV, the smart trust the refrigerator.

From the history of the world cockroach: 64 clients.

One company in the 50s of the last century implemented an epochal breeding. She selected 64 leading brokers who were engaged in stock trading and had in the portfolio - a popular share of one of the leading American corporations and offered them to sign up for a "prognosis" of the exchange rate of the shares. Of course, nobody bought anything.

Then they split the base of potential customers into two parts in a random way. The 32nd sent a forecast that tomorrow the ACTION will grow, and the other 32nd - that it will fall.
The next day, the base of those for whom the correct forecast was made was again split into two parts. The first 16 sent a forecast that the ACTION would grow, and the second 16 that it would fall. The same 32, for whom the forecast of the previous day was untrue - did not send anything.
As you probably already guessed, on the third day the database of those who have already sent the correct forecast twice was again broken into two parts. Those eight who have already sent the correct forecast twice, again divided...

I will not tire you with repetitions, but it is easy to calculate that in the end of the database of 64 customers - there is only one broker to whom 6 (SIX) times in a row (SUB) sent the correct forecast!! to
This "lucky man" was offered to buy predictions of stock behavior for the year ahead and he made a payment of $ 2 million.
The next day, this beautiful company dissolved.

Do you still have the waitress I ordered?

We discuss photos of pets on one of the forums:
This is a true Sphinx, loves to sunbath. My girlfriend’s cat is constantly burning. And the fool is burning - she's a fool!

by Elena Yazemova:
The grandmothers standing in the city bus, when I was driving from work, watched the other grandmothers who had time to take their seats.
A terrible spectacle.

No, the taxpayer, of course, loves to give surprises, but to hear them in the office of the Gaza Strip...

We are changing borders all over Moscow.
In the brushes?