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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №21693
 23.10.2009
I am studying in the glorious KPI on special metallurgist. I got a course "overflooding of used tanks and rails". Day two, I was looking for the size. I only found a caliber. Nothing better invented went... to the nearest tank monument. I will not describe how the passers watched me, and the guards even shot me with a stalk measuring the thickness of the trunk. I did not feel like a big idiot. But the KPI student is such a person - the need will force... in short, tomorrow I go to the station. Translated by Mechanic.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №21692
 23.10.2009
All fucking, I’m putting it on a compass!
So so so
The sight is ruined...
Do you think of columns? HDD
and worse. I live on the 15th floor. A football field under the windows. I smoke in the kitchen. I see a 17-year-old boy standing on the pitch and a ball rolling towards him. Well, I don’t think I see anyone there behind the leaf. And then the guy swings his hand and the ball, unfolding along the parable, moves in the reverse. I am wow. What kind of scooter is this? He did not let go, pulled out the theatre binoculars. I see. It turns out, the guy walks out a small closet, and throws her a stick to bring...
It would be cool if he didn’t throw the stick, but just mocked it! You would know Zen.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №21691
 23.10.2009
MAlina (14:24:28 20/10/2009)
I asked my son yesterday "how will I call my brother?"
and he looked at all his toys and replied "Five"

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №21690
 23.10.2009
I live in Chernobyl.
And CHO?
X over the shoulder. Roof * Roof * Roof * Roof *

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №21689
 22.10.2009
At work, the girl was disconnected from the internet because she stole a tail from her boss.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №21688
 22.10.2009
FaTh3R
Trojan.Win32.Chifrax.d – 388 MB

The rage of tears aka LazyFao
The Trojan Elephant

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №21687
 22.10.2009
I have a long-awaited salary tomorrow.
She says to share:[
Let’s go to the club.
I need something in return ;)
She is: for example?
I wonder what in return.
Do you want me to do sex with you?
She: You don’t have enough money.
She: And I am not like that!! to

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №21686
 22.10.2009
A real man should do three things in his life:
1) to build a house;
2) to raise a child;
Remove the downloads folder.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №21685
 22.10.2009
Question in the scan:

What species, apart from humans, is only dangerous to the puma?

O_O

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №21684
 22.10.2009
MishaStd>The Doctor of Science is a postgraduate student who has the mind to force students to write him a thesis and a doctoral thesis, dividing them into coursework. and ;)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №21683
 22.10.2009
XXX is awesome!!! to
YYY: What is it?
XXX: Fuck the fuck!

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21682
 22.10.2009
The Thomas Twin TT

Three years of work, all work.

The reason for the sale is a nervous breakdown when thinking about cleaning the apartment.


[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №21681
 22.10.2009
I wake up from what someone is eating.
I open my eyes, it turns out – I

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №21680
 22.10.2009
I decided to run with my father in the morning. We went to the store bought shoes, sports costumes,) The first morning, 6 am, the park next to the house. We run at a medium pace, a bumerang is sitting on the lawn, you can see what is from the dungeon, accompanies us with a dim look and the phrase "Men....you are where...Larek is still closed."

I just got XDDDDD.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №21679
 22.10.2009
Say goodbye to the status with the hooks - I set an ass to my mom...
and TuX

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №21678
 22.10.2009
The Advertisement.
In order to avoid travel, the library does not pass the summer time and the classes scheduled for 16-00 will be held at 16-00.
The Director.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №21677
 22.10.2009
And we have a stationary doctor in the railway clinic by the name of House, they are called Yulia Nikolaevna. Hi you, dear our doctor Yulia Nikolaevna... House...)))))
0 - O

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №21676
 22.10.2009
Yesterday I stood, waiting for the faithful at the parish, here two aunts and a guy come in, approach the guard:
We are from tax.
-Oh, you can documents, - writes them a pass - let them make a mark there when you go back, 8th floor.
The procession is removed to the elevator. The guard raises the phone:
“But, Alla Igorovna, you are here from the tax. Always so please.
He puts the phone on the side through his teeth:
The tax department, the tax department, the... Anyone would call me when they came for me from the military.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №21675
 22.10.2009
I walk around the supermarket, in the wine-watermelon went for beer, promo-girl "try something there premium vodka". Thus 3 to 4. has received. Opened, tried, "fu, ugliness!" I say, and put this "premium" in place. Eye of O_O. I will never forget them!! :lol : )))))

I bought it, I bought it. ?

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №21674
 22.10.2009
With his own hands he would strangle the man who first called the system unit a processor.

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