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[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №37870
 25.10.2010
Better they treat their children like that.
xxx: on one forum found almost 3 pages of discussion of how the godmother bit the reptile Niku.. and only a fool at the end of the third page understood that Nika is a Yorkshire terrier...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №37869
 25.10.2010
†Creator of destiny†: The...
Tagged: meat...
†Creator of destiny†: Some Wrong Rabbit
That’s Chernobyl XD

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №37868
 25.10.2010
From Zh.

The Border:
The purpose of your visit to Latvia?
To swim, to swim.
How is it? The Occupation? 8 [ ]

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №37867
 25.10.2010
In short, my brother came home in shit. I split up and sat down on the couch. He looks at the cat. And he gives her a finger on the couch: “You’re going to sleep here fucking!” I said so! And then don’t ask me "where will I sleep?"

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №37866
 25.10.2010
I had a brutal Facebook spam.
I put a cup in the cup, I think I’ll drink a cup. then the neck gets on the eyes I think a nakher, I better make cocoa, and pour 2 tablespoons there. I pour all this with boiling water with the thought that I make tea, I remember that I make cacao and pour milk.I think "nax;milk, I don't like tea with milk"I will pour there sugar and still not drink, mix and only coming into the room I understood what I drink :D

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №37865
 25.10.2010
News on mail: "Bugs disappear in the woods and escape from rescuers"
Probably good collectors.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №37864
 25.10.2010
Dj Vyatich 4.5% (23:10:24 16/10/2009)
I thought you smoked again.
VkUs_Nezhnostti (23:10:37 16/10/2009)
has gone
Dj Vyatich 4.5% (23:10:59 16/10/2009)
Oshol
VkUs_Nezhnostti (23:11:25 16/10/2009)
If I love eating, sleeping, swallowing, trahatsho and throwing socks around the room, it doesn’t mean I’m a man.! to


[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №37863
 25.10.2010
Pictures of a beautiful girl:

111: When I trolled in contact, I specifically took such photos (found them on the websites of foreign modeling agencies) for fake accounts. Ashots on them for some reason were active. He even invited me to Egypt.
222: Do you write from Egypt?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №37862
 25.10.2010
I went with Kidder to the exhibition of wax figures.
Topic: The Gods and Heroes of Ancient Greece
Kidder stood long before the figure of the Minotaur, 2.5 meters tall and relief like the three terminators together.
Then he said, “Hopefully, this cliche will do it!”"

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №37861
 25.10.2010
A letter from Aeroflot came with advertising for new flights on "strand" destinations. The title of the action - "Momentally - in the sea!". Do I have any advertising associations???! to


[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №37860
 25.10.2010
YYY: Oh, but the one you drink I like more...
xxx thank you. I like you too, only when I drank.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №37859
 25.10.2010
Scandal: Soloviev and Sobchak on TV. Cut out of the air

Soloviev says: Do not use words whose meanings you do not know.
I think it is monotonous...
The curtain.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №37858
 25.10.2010
I’m sitting behind the note reading BOR. Here, Noot suddenly became angry and the unexplained began. Text stands out by itself, new tabs, microsoft outlook, calculator, search engine and more are opened. Everyone, I think, the devil has invaded, I sit and cuddle quietly. As a result, it turned out that in the neighboring room a small brother was sitting and sparring on a wireless keyboard like on a piano, stucco. I totally forgot about her...

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №37857
 25.10.2010
Today I struck my puppy trying to spit on the carpet. He didn’t have time to finish his business, was scared of my presence and ran into my room, then into the kitchen, then into the hallway. Now instead of cleaning a bunch of shit, I need to clean the whole apartment.

by Zastuka.li

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №37856
 25.10.2010
Marriage is the union of two people, one of whom needs only one, and the other does not understand what.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №37855
 25.10.2010
The daughter came from school, she tells... They have a teacher, such a nice aunt, for their students just an insect, protects, helps.
Actually the story itself. A child in her class has health problems. Parents need to go to school so that the child can be taken home.
Takes him to the teacher’s office, takes him to the phone, calls, type. The child
(5 class) stood, rounded his eyes and whispered to her, "I don't know how to use this."

[ + 44 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №37854
 25.10.2010
Only the Russian driver crossing the road with unilateral movement looks in both directions.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №37853
 25.10.2010
Prepod on history on a pair of fire: "And the Chinese are good in terms of economy, quickly set up the production of bits for American football"
OO
And so the sport is tough, and with the bites probably would be a gesture in general)))

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №37852
 25.10.2010
xxx: How or where to find a NEO programmer?
YYY: Look in the matrix, he sits there often.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №37851
 25.10.2010
XXX: My name is Iridius.
Is it not a chemical element?
XXX is so. Her mother wanted her to have an iridium. and :(

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