Comments to the news "Somali pirates attacked NATO’s flagship ship":

The clouds of poisoned arrows inflicted irreparable injury on the psyche of the crew.

Waterproof MP3 Player

XXX: What depth of submersion will it withstand?

YYY: When I was on Titanic, the music continued to play, even when I went underwater... the battery holds well, still plays music, keeps the depth of 3,700 meters calm, warm the body well.

ZZZ: Noah, when I was diving into the Marian basin, they kept it calm up to a depth of 500 meters. I don’t know, my skull is under pressure.

SMS from an unknown number
Closer to 6
I: well
A: Who is this?
I: The 13 Jedi of the Supreme Justice League Brother of Captain America
A: No, it is true!? to
I am more truthful. You wrote to me first, and my number is secret, you will have to be eliminated!
A: Do you joke so?! to
I: Of course I am joking. In fact, I found an iPhone in the park and I crave.

The women say that the men have flogged. The men say they have flogged the grandmothers. I think they wiped everything.

XXX: Please tell me! How to react to the action of a friend, she herself was a Muslim and said that she was in a mosque and put a candle for me there, although I was baptized. It turns out that I have nothing to answer her, but I cannot pray for her in the church.
Yyy: Well all, write away, let God and Allah now understand how to break this situation, I don’t know how to help you, except with a good word...
zzz: Well, if you want, I can put a note with your name in the Crying Wall. We confuse them finally.

I have already become accustomed to the fact that there are a lot of stupid children living in our courtyard, who are not complicit to call the home phone, they are just hanging under the windows like in the old good times:
"Maaahaaam to you!“"or"Dimaan, go out for a walk!!I can’t, I can’t, my mother punishes!!!and "
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Something epic happened today.
Yyy: Did my mom let go? ?
xxx: no, blin) I sit, I drink tea and here is such a terrible bass from the court"Vasily Arkaiaadjiitch, go out, we brought you the outfits!!!I look like, and there are five men in costumes under the windows, paper mashtots.

Where is your romantic mood?
Why am I still not a bear?

My neighbors on top have a very bad sound taste.
Maybe a musical taste?
No, not the sound! Because the music that they listen to can’t be called shit!! to

Am... I think maybe that’s normal?
My husband is a programmer.
Wake up (at least I think so at first) - after a daytime sleep (and a sleepless night of coding).
I dreamed I was given a cake.
What kind of cake am I?
It is a cake with adjustments!
What adjustments do I have??? 8 O
Has he ever given you a cake with adjustments?
On the other side of the river...
I didn’t wake up %

He and his father watched the news: 54 billion will be allocated for the development of Dagestan.
I: Where are they so much?
God has sent him.
I am Allah Vladimirovich.

XHH: Yesterday we admin resigned, and today from the very morning we are looking for the ring on the net. The network lies, the work stands, the shorter the spark. And then someone writes him a SMS, like Sani, you don’t know where you could get how much on the net? And most importantly, where can it be? Answer: Do not touch my beauty.

with Zh.

A Russian chef examines his Arab counterpart’s erudition: “Tell me which country first launched a man into space?”
He, of course, was unaware, but was quickly found: the Palestinian Arabs were the first to fly into space. But at the blockpost they were stopped, removed and deployed back."

Even the Eritrean dishwashers were ripped. The geopolitical situation in the region is excellent.

Hi my good.
Hi dearly –
What do you do? Arrived long ago?
I just ate, I arrived 20 minutes ago.
Please let me know when you are released.
In three minutes...
I have already eaten :-*
Sunny, can I call you a shredder?

I had a tough childhood – I was forced to pump the mattress.
Yyy: Yes, tough...especially if the mattress is not rubber but normal :D

I read on one website an article on neurology, about reflexes, at the very end of the passage:
One of the early symptoms of multiple sclerosis is the absence or sluggishness of abdominal reflexes — all or only some. Abdominal reflexes can also be sluggish and with tension, abdominal muscles due to diseases of the abdominal organs. When building and insulation you will definitely need a glass coating, which can be purchased at low prices and with delivery.
O to LOL?

In the topic of the Apple Loss of another patent dispute:

Konstantinius: 30 trucks will go back to Samsung :-)

What about your camera? Why does not work?
I fell with him into the waterfall.( by

Koyalnik Hrenov: When on Saturday, a passing chief noticed that I was a native palace worker, it became a little strenuous.

A group of three students (two girls and one boy) did the task. failed to. The boy approaches me and gloss: "Don’t put Katie and Natasha three! Give them five! I was the egg of discord!".

XXX: Vekselberg became the richest man of the Russian Federation. He has $18 billion. To imagine how much it is, put all your money and add another $18 billion.