I liked the approach to the work of two young people (shared new shop leaflets):
"Hello, new store "XXXX", please take, you throw out, and we will be paid!"

1-:'(:'(:'(:'(:')
2 What is this?! to
1st stupid
1st stupid
2 Why?! to
I came back on a link again!!!Now I can’t go anywhere!!! to
2 Do not do anything to snoop any shit
2 Close and open the browser again.
I did everything 1
1 is not cleaned.
2 is all fucking. ?
1 to send.
2 Computer is broken
2 Do not send
1 must
2 push, don't think about sending SMS! just try. you will be taken for her under the cashier
1 has been sent.
The Blonde 2
No one comes to me.
2 is true?
1 AAAA
Check the balance of the account
1 I am stupid.
I sent the wrong code.
1 AAAA

These overtime hours were declared strictly voluntary, but everyone who refused was to receive only half of the usual diet.

by George Orwell. The Dirty Garden.

Read the book, brothers. Much will seem familiar.

The book "f giraffe" struck me in a slight shock!
— — —
A pen from an umbrella? Yesterday I got emailed by phone.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
YYY: They passed... and he missed the army!
XXX: What do you mean? O_O
Yyy: They had to stay in the military command for the night before departure. And Jyrki's house opposite the military committee - he went home for the night. Sleeping with the Army!
XXXX: Rolex

You have a pen: blue or red.
and blue. I don’t like red at school.

I just want everyone to be well.
YYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: of course
8 But when the sun rises, we and you will go in our deeds.
xxx: and things will be noticeably better, but we know why) only TS-S-S, no one, or they will know, you will not be able to shut your eyes.
Yyy: Ah leave the clash, don't let god mother know, anger don't pass her
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: O_O

UG
Congratulations to the heroes who fought in 41-45! And the rest who were not sitting right on the ass, but brought to court at House-2.
A great human thanks to you. P.s This quote does not work!

Your body flies 2 cm in diameter. The ruble, you think.
The observer from the side sees that it is a breakout.

The penises of the hippopotamus and the elephant are more than a meter long, and sometimes such heavy objects have been used not only as reproductive organs. For example, children used to use a bull’s penis.
YYY: So that’s where the expression comes from – to hide!! to

My crown rule: after the first I do not eat - after the third I do not drink!

School and gym. There is a ping pong table in the corner. Four high school girls are invited to play. Fizruck prepares for classes with second-class girls and polently sends girls.
Those are not inferior, confident in their irresistibility - spikes, short shirts and half a kilo of makeup.
Then the physician just turns around, builds second class and...
be equal! and calm! Are we going to shoot big girls?
And yes!! The children rejoiced.
and Banzai! He commanded Fitzgerald. The happy kids are on the
High school girls.
On this day, a record was set in running on the spikes in a closed room.

and allo! Irina Nikolayevna, good night.
Yogurushka and hello. Probably the light? She can’t come –
She is in the shower.
Yes... I know. Please bring a towel here.

Wyrd :
Of all guitar techniques, techniques and methods of sound extraction, the most important remains not pizzicatto, not stacatto, but pizdatto. All great guitar masters played pizdatto, and, moreover, on completely different instruments.

by WarMaster:
Oh, and you won’t argue.

and uranium:
Why do you want to work only the first few hours in the morning?

by tinocastoro:
Figo, you are a worker!

Ann> Hey, here was the news in the newspaper archive about how Palekh artists fake Holyus lacquer miniatures!
Deuce>> The material is called "The Paleohuaans cooled?"

I haven’t watched television for a long time, but I’ve seen it recently.
Everything has changed, pleased one consistency - porn on REN-TV at night is still going =D

Y: With Bob Marley it will all be bright.)
X: and Sid Viches singing on the violin. xD

Sheep don’t know how to swim because they don’t have a muscle that closes the anal hole, so they can just drown in such a tragic way.

People often do absolutely stupid things. For example, when he is thrown out of an airplane without a parachute, he knows that he will not fly like a bird, but still has his hands.