I am just disgusting! From the first days of the census he waited for the transcribers, he wanted to call himself a dwarf. The next day I talked to the neighbor, he mentioned the moment, she heard it.
C: Don’t worry, it has already been rewritten.
I: In the sense of how?
C: Yes, when I was questioned, I also gave your data)
The End of Dreams (

KOrsar45: Today the sanitarian came.
KOrsar45: not yet time to enter, right from the threshold asked
KOrsar45: "In the toilet joke?"

I am, therefore, interested in the following question: in connection with the reform of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, will the ‘lightening police officers’ be renamed into ‘lightening police officers’?

XXX: Can I ask you a question?
YYY: Yes of course.
Are you waiting for a prince on a white horse?
YYY : No.
XX: I need a more specific answer.
I am not waiting for a prince on a white horse.

Almabekov: This is the technology.
The determiner of her number sends the call, for example, to Skype or elsewhere, the voice recognizer turns her voice into text, then a message is sent to you in the aska.
You write back in asky, the program reads the text written by you, pronounces it to the phone.
ckkpss: I think this is the birth of a permafrost startup
Versus: Oh, let’s call him Pageer.

I saw this picture:
There is a woman with a child, a girl of five years. A woman tries to put her daughter Chupachup in the mouth while saying the following:
Soap and sauce! It is pleasant!

XXX: Here, they finally caught the ass out of the roof. put in a box. What to do with him next?
YYY: Well, you can just drown.
YYY: Although, unfortunately, you can make a hole and put it in an empty field.
YYY: Well, and if you want to make money on them, you come to the market and sell.
ZZZ: "The Box of Axis! The box! To whom is the box! Buy a box! Play a game for your birthday!"

In the news of the contact it is written that the visibility of the site has increased. And the thing was this: "Listen, you’ve been in contact for a long time?" – "Aga" – "Come in, look at what’s wrong.

Nolph3: I’m going to the circle today. With me out of the entrance comes the Gopnik Serezh (he just knows the whole entrance). All such slick, in white shoes "Puma", in light blue dinosaurs, in a white jacket and a hat. Everything is new and you won’t even say immediately that he’s a troll. There is a huge hole before entering.
So, he goes out, and a wide step into this pit is straight and comes. Of course, the bottom of the pants and shoes in dirt. It spreads quietly "la, well what kind of luck does it have? Only to the girl, dressed normally as...", and with anger by habit pins the loaf. And he mocked well, with the soul and in the end, completely, from head to feet, is covered with a layer of dirt. Then he comes out of himself and speaks loudly "Za**alo!". After which he decides to make a broad gesture, taking off the hat and vengeantly throwing it to the ground, but he throws it into the pit...
It is distributed throughout the courtyard "Uki! Eat it all!", removes his jacket (you know, such a soft, plushy, instead of sleeves - holes) and throws it into the pit. From the jacket flies out his suffered iPod4 hits the asphalt in a shallow spot of the lawn, jumping away to the side where deeper and drowns.
Sergey falls on his knees (and he has light-blue jeans) gets out of the Ipod barracks and glimpses, goes back into the entrance (I stood in the door all this time).
Until this moment I barely contained laughter, but then it became really sorry for him, not lucky people in life.

I thought... Lenin on a armor, Yeltsin on a tank, Putin on a calf... And what about Medvedev? and :)

I was a day at a company of a friend, well, his company has a diesel repair. He has somewhere about 10 employees, and among them one guy, a terrible eccentric by life, nicknamed Chiki-Bryak.
Then he will disassemble the car into spare parts for the purpose of repair, and then he cannot assemble, then he will collect it, and it will explode and burn, then it will saturate the batteries, and it will be poisoned with acid, well, generally miss him no time.

He works through a pen-collar, in fact just justifying his salary. Well, I say to my friend – Michael, and why don’t you dismiss Chiki-Bryak?
He says if he is fired, the company will die. In each office there should be such a fun guy who slightly creeps, or the office cranes.

On the subject of fear...
My mother and I stand in line on the street. There is an ax underneath her. Mother with a scream strikes her shirt to her ears to the general pleasure of men and in this form runs away. I pretended I didn’t know this woman.

I bought President melted cheese, 23% fat content. In the cheque:
The cheese is blue.

Conversation in Smoking:
I’ve only played Dota for three months.
It looks strange for a year.

And my hands are long and curly... but hollow.

New flash mob for girls in contact

We spread pills to everyone:
If you are a stupid pussy - put in status "I am a stupid pussy"
If you are not a stupid pussy - fuck, stand "I am a stupid pussy"

Be careful not to let the kids know!! to

As long as in our hospitals, with the only well-functioning toilet on the floor, they will not stop putting cysts at once to 3-4 patients, until then and will then look for the one who grumbled in the beats.

The unconditional and indisputable laws of the musical world require that the German text of the French opera performed by Swedish singers be translated into Italian for the convenience of the English-speaking audience.

gathered (02:27:24 24/10/2010)
So, do you have a rubber?

east (02:27:38 24/10/2010)
of concrete)

wicked (02:27:56 24/10/2010)
Oh, and how do you deal with her?

east (02:28:12 24/10/2010)
At the bottom of the bathroom.

Tampax (19:18:18 21/04/2009)
A fool, in order not to wash the dishes, puts on them a cellophane bag before eating, then removes and throws it into the garbage, and that’s all! And you don’t have to wash the dish... – He’s a genius! :D

Frost641 (19:19:04 21/04/2009)
I went to the subway behind a package wagon.

Would you have a candy?
No, I don’t like sweets, I love mint.
It sounded like “I don’t like girls, I like breasts.”