The old mill...
WOW: That is it?
xxx: Well now my girlfriend, if I’m delayed and don’t take the trumpet, she thinks that I’m being spit, not that I’m fucking somewhere...

Men who are confident in their masculinity and internally balanced will not open the door, offend women, and mock gays. – Clint Eastwood

The inscription: "Your account is used on another computer" lays my old phone ^_^

xxx: once came a text message, the content of which I do not remember, but the essence is "I go to you, we fuck. Tagged with" Answered "I went to hell, pedic" :)
yyy: I would answer - "Prise, sweet, I’m waiting. Tagged with"

Today the sectarians came to talk about God.
I sold them a tea.

XXX: And the third guy was with you without a coat he’s a drumster what? ))))
YYY: Oh... the drummer... the drummer =))) the solist is ours)

Talk to a friend (d) about Fallout: New Vegas.
D: Luckily I sit - here in front of me some horrible miracle appears, the columns breaks out of hell, and the electricity in the apartment is turned off :'D
I: Haha, new technologies in creating the atmosphere :D
D: Yes, I almost got rid of that atmosphere :'D

...the idea of naming myself at a school party "DJ D.mas-turbo" was bad.

Rage187: I feel amobic: I walk around the kitchen and eat everything I find =)

Girl: What are you doing?
Boy: I am playing
The Devil May End?
The boy: Ugo
Girl: play well
Girl: I wanted to write something evil about school and the army. Then I remembered that you have a military ticket (

A boring couple.

xxx how much?
Half a couple.
XXX is over?
YYY: There is no shit left!

xx: How can you explain to today’s kids why uncles in shape put VLCplayer icons on the road?
Yy: Because the uncle for the opensor!

Barracob: For the duck in Beijing, you need a hoy-sin sauce. Where to get one?? to
Kitsune: maybe Tianjin Jiang? Nothing else in the red.
Barracob: No, it’s just Hoi-sin.
Oleg B: Yes, it is mayonnaise cheating!

About the Gay Parade.
I propose to meet them with a poster type:
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║ We are looking forward to the participants of the international ║
║ the social program on reduction ║
║ the population of the earth. Ura Ura Ura! and #953;
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I like the VKontakte microblog!!
XHH: Truth is now equivalent to recognition in homosexuality.

A friend broke his nose, and the next day he says:

I come to the injury point, I say I need to correct, well, and immediately started (2 doctors). At the same time, I have a lot of blood and tears from pain. 1 the doctor to the second: ‘Tears of joy’; the second replies to the first: ‘Ugu, and blood of joy’;

She is:
What do you think to do with NF?

He is:
to drink)

Strange is yes?

She is:
and more...

Have you thought about the liver?? to

He is:
Think of yourself, it’s big.

Malina (21:43:10)
I went into the kitchen. I felt the smell of borst and I got sushi.

Reading "Best of the Abyss":

Hi to you! What is the name of this thing when everyone runs with posters? A kind of masturbation?

They have committed and committed to the following:

What can women do for 3 hours in the bathroom?? to
She is: haha! Men spend 2 hours in the toilet.! to

We are running with posters!!!))
0 = p

V: guys.. they bought in the hallway nightclub in the form of Totoro)))
S: Well, Fig knows... you go out into a dark corridor at night and get onto Totoro!
V: And you do it!
Then I clean up the nuts :(