The nuclear icebreaker "Soviet Union" will be restored by 2014.
Remove the first two words and quotes... as it sounds, a!
There will always be someone who will treat you the same way you once did to someone else.
Fuck me, someone is fucking =(
This is how you eat your own sausage, so you grind it deliciously, and here is a bowl of pearls! Can you fuck the bonus?
Action: Find a pearl in the dryer and collect a bracelet!A prize for the car!
A collar of broken teeth.
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25.10.2011
That year I dressed all the leopard and was a panther.
Bleat, was it only my brain that exploded from this phrase?
My husband and I are doing repairs. He worked all weekends, he painted clay. I came home tired in the evening, sat quietly in another room with a magazine she opened a bottle of her favorite beer. The husband in the break between the gluing and the lubrication looked at me and, seeing what I was doing, suggested for the fullness of the picture to include football for me.
The xxx:
I watched movies on Skype online.
YYYY :
Are you watching movies on Skype? ?
The xxx:
We all looked at ourselves.)
The xxx:
Just in the same second.
YYYY :
The Twenty-first Century
I will not meet with a foolish and uneducated walker.
yyy: the uneducated is written together with two n :-P
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24.10.2011
Most of them turned into pigs by driving. In many countries where I was driving I did the same test. It was rebuilt in the DLT Stream - turned on the turntable and counted how many cars would pass before someone gave up the road. In Western Europe 2-3, in the Czech Republic - 3-5, in Poland and Belarus 5-7, in Kiev - 20-30. In Moscow, by turning on the turntable, you look like a debil-colonel, showing the enemy an offensive plan - a number of cars will crumble, leaving 50 cm between the bumpers, so that you do not get there even if you run on foot.
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24.10.2011
There is a guy in the gift department, it is apparent that he does not know what to choose. And he decided to ask the seller’s advice (a cute 25-year-old girl).
Asks: "Imagine you are my girlfriend, what would you like to get from me as a gift?"
She looked at him so selectively, and thoughtfully said, “A piece of soap and a rope.”
She works as a shit salesman, and it’s the same.
What a grandmother went...
Ai: Don't misunderstand me, you're cool, beautiful and smart and you can fuck with you, but friends from year to year help me overcome problems with people suitable for your description, and that's why that 50% of the salary is put in the left side of the table with the tag "Drink with friends"
My mother is wearing parachutes.
Well and how?
I did not complain)
Did not succeed...
Tell me, what is love?
The name
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24.10.2011
I went to work in a service center. There - in the oven of the mother and others
Contact is lost. In the refrigerator there are hards for restoration.
They are inf. In the toilet tank in technical alcohol washed drowned
The phones.
Do we have some fucking stuff?
[19:05:19] <† Assassin †> fuck here
[19:05:35] <† Assassin †> well no need to fuck admines, and a lot of admines say
Beyond our semi-stop trains always fly at high speed, loud signal. And here we look at it, it’s barely floating.
All is simple. It turned out, to the composition of the wagon "Post of Russia" attached.
XXX is
I’m so sorry to fuck my first porn...I miss it.
YYYY
and that. It is a symbol of men’s independence from women. "pornoha", "washing machine" and "men’s food 5 kg"
xxx: YouTube so wanted to become a television, and now, including advertising through every two videos, it has achieved it.
xxx: Ahahahaha, well, if there are a lot of tablets in the plate, you can even create pictures from empty places!
YYY: Here I thought of the current. I will pack!
Are you drinking those pills?
How can a poor man be rich in spirit? He is hard.
xxx: all relatively... not a day here I will go to the elevator, after me comes a man of unclean, lame appearance in an embrace with a two-litre bottle of beer. I say "I am on the fifth, and you". And he with a blessed sight, gently glossing the bacon: "And we are on the fourth". His happy eyes made me think.
hekatoncheir: fucking why the phrase: please don’t tell anyone about it! - ends with 300,000 views on YouTube (((