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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №72058
 25.10.2012
"Development of projects "The key"

In this phrase, as a programmer, I am stressed not by an unnecessary soft sign but by an unclosed sentence.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №72057
 25.10.2012
xxx: from news: Moscow OMON will create its social network
YYYY: ahah, facebook is on =)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №72056
 25.10.2012
Previously, everyone laughed at the news on the mail, over time stopped looking at them at all away from sin. We watched the weather "Weather. Novosibirsk -6° weak snowfall" How fucking do they do that??? The weak lily in itself contradicts, but the snow is dull.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №72055
 25.10.2012
The German Forum:
We have two virgins in our class, one of them is me.I want to lose her only with the most beautiful guy in the class, Merz, but do you know that he responded to my offer? That his girls are not interested, and that he is preparing to become a Pokémon coach.
Is it possible that I am 12 years old?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №72054
 25.10.2012
I call the client. You do not have the same name on the loan agreement with the payment. And she says, don’t worry, I have a lot of names.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №72053
 25.10.2012
The morning in the bus gives +10 to misanthropy.

[ + 27 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72052
 25.10.2012
Probably only my phone can fix the cinnamon bulk on the "Queen's House",
and to the appeal "Straight" in SMS my husband Ilya is probably used to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №72051
 25.10.2012
I was in the clinic today. But I can say that the sick who form disabilities are strong and stubborn people!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №72050
 25.10.2012
I talk to a friend, she and her boyfriend have a serious story, it is difficult to last a long time, only to Tolstoy and entrust.

Serena, and Andrew again! I went to work yesterday, and he is sitting in the car under the entrance... well fuck it.
I: And what does he say? Or did they not talk specifically?
She: They just talked. Then come to me, I am alone. I want a serious relationship. As long as we find out the one, the other, we can even throw a couple of sticks! He was offended, let go.

Order is not order, but I penetrated.

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72049
 25.10.2012
@ArseniyArs: More and more often we see how in social networks girls who want to get married put on avatar Borscht.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №72048
 24.10.2012
This is how life is arranged: there are sausages and there are no sausages - completely different things.
Nihua and Nihua are the same thing.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №72047
 24.10.2012
I was afraid of spiders after a terrible incident.
I was 7 years old, I was sitting in a cafe, eating ice cream and then suddenly started to be afraid of spiders.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №72046
 24.10.2012
MEPs are concerned:

Russian Foreign Ministry concerned about human rights in the United States
Russian Foreign Ministry concerned about the situation with the protection of children's rights in the United States
Russian Foreign Ministry worried about police arbitration in the US

Something is dead in the Kremlin.

xxx: There seems to be someone resurrected and asked to report on the results of the four past five years!

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №72045
 24.10.2012
I am a man, I want and I will decide everything!


[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №72044
 24.10.2012
A familiar in one eye stands status:
Dear Husbands!! If with the years you have lived together, you stop noticing the beauty and beauty of your wife... don’t forget that other men with vision are OK!!! to

I understand correctly what she meant by this: “No, I will not do anything with myself to improve my husband’s attitude towards me. I would rather give it to someone who has less requests!"
? to? to

Didn’t you fucking fuck at the time?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №72043
 24.10.2012
No coaches in the halls. There are no coaches.
YYY: And I have a coach. At the weight of 65 stang pushed out in 120 kg. The worker was 80.
zzz: I once pushed a 220 kg bar. It was not bad.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №72042
 24.10.2012
2011-03-14 15:15
DrBerD (20.53): Every nine months, Snow White’s guard increased by one dwarf.
2012-10-23 22:06
DrBerD: Thus 300 Spartans were born.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №72041
 24.10.2012
Discuss the need for Full HD displays on smartphones.

xxx: They are more focused on lovers of "piskomerry", who have recently divorced...

YYY: Spy killings sent humans into space.
Progress always had two engines: laziness and murder.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №72040
 24.10.2012
From contact :
xxx: Username, how to increase memory
Remember it will increase!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №72039
 24.10.2012
I mean on the bus.
A half-hopper and a half-hopper are sitting behind.
Ohga
-Huy knows, on pay or on the budget.. but dressed well.. and talking without a mat.. the guy all such a ham.. and she is not better.. there is a dispute about the fact that women can't nihuya.. well the guy aesthetic started) and says: call me great women!
- now
It is Remark.
He said, “But apart from her!
...
I did not listen further.
I laughed so much that they stopped... I cried crazy. Everyone looked at me like a fool, but the fool here is not me.

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