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I think I understand the American stereotypes. Looking at the stability of my internet really seems. That communication is provided by a bear in a hat-up with balalaika, and a bottle of vodka.

One of my acquaintances was attacked by a robber on the street. He fell off his legs, pulled out his bag and ran away. She, falling, grabbed her hand into the pocket of the attacker's jacket and pulled him off. In his hand, along with his pocket, was the cell phone of the fool.
To say the word in the bag was only about sixty rubles.
XXX: I didn’t look at it.

[fr0g] Comet Hartley-2 began to plow with cyanides [22.10 15:37]
[fr0g] terrible news to read
I see terrible headlines.
Saturn suddenly begins to shake.
Cancer Crater Discovered on the Moon
Jupiter is still sick after the recent Planet Parade

What about the new apartment, is it in order?
Gerych: Judging by the number of installations found - before me in the apartment lived Gordon Freeman o_O!
...: You then behind the ceiling, cockroaches and your head follow, or MB Freeman didn't just come out of this apartment)))

and Tamerlan:
I told my mom that I would paint a short summary. I took a chicken foot and started telling her I love her and will never eat it.

Mother's Dictionary of Genetics

Ribosome in the core.
Remove your DNA.
restoration of mythosis, amoeba
The mitochondrial DNA
I crossed you with a mono-hybrid cross.
Mutation in the Y chromosome.
Your bodybuilding
A mutant allele in the genotype.
Replication to Interface
You are a graduate

If a woman asks a man, what do you think? His decision is finally made.

Sherwood Forest
A couple of years ago, I was sent to film the opening of some trade exhibition at the WVC.
People from the morning a little, everything is boring and unromantic. Each company occupies a corner of three to three meters, between them are partitions.
I go along with them and think: why get stuck?
I look at the computer department, some strange agitation. Man Five looks at the ordinary, gray system block standing on the table.
No, not the usual.
He has a small bunch of multi-colored plastic plates from the barrel, and on the other hand, some sting came out... In the opposite partition of the store, a fine hole, with a diameter of a small coin, appeared. At a neighboring firm, the same hole was made in a beautiful portrait of the family (hole, oil), and opposite in the portrait of the naked (also canvas, oil) I go on. The following merchants had a hole in the mirror door of the built-in closet. Their neighbors looked at the hole in the nork coat hanging on the hangar. There was clearly a secret connection between all these holes. But what...? Finally, I came to the final point of the exhibition, or rather the initial one. In this section, the hole was in a large apple lying on Voltaire’s head. It smells of valerian. Two funny police officers filled the protocol with fun. Nearby wicked men and women passed from foot to foot, crossing their hands on their chest and playing with whiplashes. In the center of the composition was a lean girl, and on her knees was a disproportionately large, death-smelling arbalet with an optical target. Inscription on the wall in Gothic style:
“The Robingwood. Elit arbalets from world producers.
Thank God, the holes were only where I listed.

You are not in my taste!
- By the way, Madame, you have not tried me yet!

I went to a big sports store. I find a sales consultant and ask:
“Hello, sorry, please, where can I watch baseball beats?”
The seller barely kept laughing: “We don’t have baseball bits, unfortunately, but I can offer golf bits.”
“I think the golf clutch will not look too modest. “Thank you very much,” I said, also with a smile.

Eventually, I bought the bit in the auto parts store. Not an unnecessary thing in the car.

Discover a new law of nature. It is called the law of attraction of the dismantled system unit and is that if there is at least one dismantled system unit at home, then all the men at home will be attracted to it.

<Nyakko> fucking, the tigers of the cat family?
<Micha> A tiger is a cat

Will you sell us vodka? No is? And why? Because we are blue? You whites have never loved us, the blue!

Fedea comes to work and pressing my hand so slightly "Oh what a warm"
And I’m so flegmatic "I just have a hole in my pocket..."
After 3 seconds wild explosion of laughter and accident =)

xxx: Hi baby

yyy: Hi Carlson))

Soon it suddenly :D

We are going to hire a new employee - a girl. With taste we discuss the process... At some point our secretary will raise her head and say:
Why do we have more girls, I will do everything for you.
We quietly pale, then we become red, we squeeze our fists into our mouths, but we can’t hold the whistle... She gets red, and gives the following pearl:
All my fingers in me again!
Here our boss can’t stand, and slipping under the table stands:
Not fingers, but stones.

So I realized that the last person who made the lab on the conspect has long since died. For several generations, everything has been copied.

Today, the government announced the true cause of the strong smog in Moscow in the summer of 2010. According to the latest inspections, could arise because of the fact that the mayor of Y.M. Lužkov, feeling the immediate dismissal, burned the accumulated important papers.

“I go to the metro. The mood is haffy. Even heard the "next station - Alexander Merzky Square"

When you called me, I thought you didn’t want to talk to me and dropped the phone.