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[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №21613
 21.10.2009
<mmm> What do you think, if people who pull a week with a salary for a site, tomorrow morning this site will not open - this is quite a subtle hint? )

[ + 56 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21612
 21.10.2009
Dear readers of Bora!
Imagine a situation: You go to a site dedicated to the tragic death of a famous person, where people express condolences and try to morally support the loved ones of the deceased, and post there something like "Funnyly rejected, let's go...".

And now stop writing sad stories about the country/politics/modern youth/ and so on.

Respect those who come here for the positive!

[ + 119 - ] Comment quote №21611
 21.10.2009
Roix comes a neighbor at 10 p.m. and says, “Give a drill, I’ll come back in the morning.”

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №21610
 21.10.2009
Ananas and oil:

Read the classics, otherwise your head will be cut off by the tram. For the unnecessary :)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №21609
 21.10.2009
1: What is this playing?
Probably Depeche Mode.
1: Why do you think so?
2: Very similar to the Tech group, but the song is unknown.

[ + 111 - ] Comment quote №21608
 21.10.2009
At the sunrise on December 21, 2012 on the day of the winter solstice 4 Sun 3 Kankin (it is the date of the Zolkin and Haab Calendars mentioned in the Maya Prophecies) our Solar System will enter an exact connection with the Center of our Galaxy at the intersection of the Milky Way and the ecliptic, and the new era of the Fifth Sun will come. This cosmic Cross of Ketsalcoatl with the Sun in the Heart of our Galaxy means Yash-Kin and Yash-che – the rising of the New Sun on the Tree of Life. Our planet and people will become fully open to higher cosmic energy flows.

Where is the end of the world talking about? There will be a change of ages! They were already sober about the apocalypse... Bring it to the better, or really tired of the flow of all fake.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №21607
 21.10.2009
The downside of Unix is that it cannot execute a command line longer than 2 gigabytes.
via Bocha

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №21606
 21.10.2009
A friend tells me how he spent the night with his friends:
A. and more.
Yesterday, when my parents returned, my mother burned:
HQ: "Dania, what are your friends? They did not drink alcohol, they cooked their own food, the apartment was clean.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №21605
 20.10.2009
xxx: found in dc video, called "porno with ninjas.avi", downloaded, found all video - 20 minute show of the sofa, and all

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №21604
 20.10.2009
call by phone.
Hello, you are concerned about the company. As a candidate for a vacancy in the Information Technology Department, we consider one of your former subordinates - Alexey Zaitsev. Do you have a few minutes?
Good day. Yes of course.
“According to the results of the interview with Alexey, we had an opinion of him as a very initiative, energetic, communicative person. What can you identify as key skills?
- You know, I would put the virtuous possession of Alexei of the technique of creating VBD in the first place.
It is wonderful (recording it). Virtual Databases – Virtual Databases?
No, the appearance of stormy activity.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №21603
 20.10.2009
Plya, заеpali, Orbit with the taste of that, Orbit with the taste of this, does not hide this in the CIS. If they were to release the Orbit with the taste of Turbo and inserts, they would be golden.)))

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №21602
 20.10.2009
I work at Sapport (ICQ)

Client: he has read:
Supported the fucking domestic manufacturer, bought home shoes. At home, he began to glue out a paper with a size number from the sticker (cut off and dissolve the fool who invented it to glue it there!) And the stitch, as if waiting, easily and joyfully broke. Then I scratched her with a super glue. to death. I was bored in the fist. I had to spit with a drunkard. Hats and fucking! Fucks to fucking! Russia is forward!

Client: Oh... the window is wrong)

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №21601
 20.10.2009
The employee issued this:

Research by scientists has shown that if a person engages in mental work or study, then his brain begins to develop irreversibly!

People, take care of yourself :)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №21600
 20.10.2009
Never ever! Do not conduct a marker from the laser clue, which is chased by the cat, on the back of the sleeping father!!! to

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №21599
 20.10.2009
They went out with their pedestrians, PGDs and gondons with mustard...REALLY????? to

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №21598
 20.10.2009
In our city opened a runway - Zhou-Boltai. Does anyone know how one can burn a stick of Z without a flame?

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №21597
 20.10.2009
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh How early you are. Did you go to Dr?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY None of them, not one of them, not one of them, not one of them.
YYY: Go home sober, hungry, only the right hand hurts!
XXX: O_O
XXXX: Rolex
Yes, we went to bowling!! to

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №21596
 20.10.2009
Carassin: You’re going to Paris and there’s OP! "X**" is written on the wall. And warm in the soul.

[ + 143 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21595
 20.10.2009
I go out of the supermarket, all with bags, hands busy. As it drizzles, the rain begins. While I am painfully thinking about how to get a umbrella, there is rubbing and cotton over my head. I raise my eyes with an umbrella. Such a big man. I turn, behind the owner’s umbrella. Also large, male, with not at present a good look and a quiet, polite voice, by which he asks quietly and politely:
To help you?
I sneeze, he loads his bags, gives me a umbrella, and we get to my house. He brings his bags to the apartment, carries them, and is already about to leave, as I see that from one of the bags he dirty his hands. I invite them to wash. And I have water constantly accumulated in the soap, soap scratches. So this man washes his hands, pouches water, gets some strange passages, breaks a hole in the soap machine, polishes the edges and, polished, goes away.
Damn, even offensive - how many guys there were before, like smart, and herself is not stupid, and until such a little thing did not think about it.
Man, if you are reading this, let’s meet at the same place, at the same time, any day of the week.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №21594
 20.10.2009
I was pleased with one of the questions about the sale of a pneumatic gun at one online auction:
Question: What power, hand permissible can break?
Capacity of 3 J. I didn’t shoot in my hands, I don’t know. If there is no right hand, we can shoot and see.

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