You are not sitting! You start doing something to send you to the shit, then we will think about how to get around that shit!

xxx> by the way, in the Duma robbed a ATM
xxx> with a break and not a carder
yyy> right, where is the doom of the carder?
yyy> Average level of subcutaneity is depressingly low
yyy> Shake must be stronger (C)

<Oracle> Sex is the safest and most effective painkiller in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valyum.
<Pirnik> here anesthesiologists will be pleased

The cat is stuck to sleep under the blanket, frozen. It sneezes, sneezes, sneezes, sneezes and sneezes. The full presence of the husband in bed. The cat does not need to wash and smooth, and it eats less.

Several times tried alcohol, even Hennessy, but to drink at least until mild intoxication never worked, as nothing but disgust these products do not cause. What am I doing wrong?
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You have no willpower! The weak!
I have the same annoyance.)

Harsh labor
This is not about my salary.

I read here recently from a very young "after"

Applause passing into ovulation sounded throughout the hall.

I think I’m quiet at a percentage.
© Anarchy

I walk past the stop late in the evening, smoke hunting and smoke nothing. And there are two teenagers sitting in the darkness in some clothed hats. Let me go guys, let me smoke. They started kissing at the same time. Both the boy and the girl were offended. Uncomfortable overall.

to this
and...
I once decided with a friend (at the time of the USSR) from Yalta to Gurzuf, on a boat, they previously walked along the Crimean coast as buses. Well, we didn't guess with the weather, and the captain didn't guess, in short - we got into a weak storm, and what meant us about the rocks did not fade, the driver of this dish decided to take a little moristee, well and took... The whole boat blew, long and stubbornly, and my friend fell asleep and thought... Well, I led him into the gallion, on the dancing under his feet, wet deck, which in itself was already a fun attraction. It was even more fun... but only to me... he wasn’t laughing, he had time to take off his pants and sit down, here the boiler swirled on the wave, the door of the gallion opened and he flew out into the corridor, with the ports dropped, convulsively clinging to the ropes for the wall-faced orders... he squeezed on the opposite wall and squeezed, squeezed. Then, according to all the laws of physics - the ship moved back, the friend flew inside and the door behind him, with a stunning shot shut down! I was already wildly rotting, but when this whole scene, almost instantly repeated... and then again, and again, and again... and so for 2-3 minutes... I was hysterical to tears. I got stuck in some iron and cried out of laughter! A friend... he was still long, several years, did not want to remember this trip, offended. Yes to! He never did anything... he wandered.
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A beautiful story... Only the doors in the gallion open inside... And so – it’s fun.

artreal: for such cases you need a service "Cow for an hour"
Agavr: comes, does something male and goes to another woman. Ideally
Something stereotypically masculine. For example, he throws out his socks for an hour and then goes to another woman.
Dration: He lifts the toilet seat, then goes to another woman.

If the boss does not know what his subordinates are capable of, he is either a new boss or a crazy boss.

Are there any white people there? Except for you.

yyy: Less than a third and mostly those who came to the confu
But white Americans from the cockroach when they see me run out with screams of “Russian cyber threat!”
Communicating with Nigerians and Chinese

Friends, the joke was forgotten.
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Complexity due to
of size.
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Up, down, or on the table mark
Where to get and get.
to produce?
Describe the method!
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In the Wild West, a random visitor enters the hall and sees the slices on the table. The bartender asks, what is it?
He answered:
- Oh, it was yesterday cowboys here #¥ami measured.
The client gets his, applies and says:
Well, nothing special, I have more than many here.
The Barman:
They were on the other side of the table!

From the very morning I am called to the glass door that closes our corridor from the staircase cage, the coordinator.

“You see,” he said, carefully pulling one of the strings there and there. The bottom element is not that. is clogged. Paul is scratching. Must be repaired.

(The lower steel element on the door has indeed somehow collapsed and now hits the sharp edge and the carpet, and the second loop.)
Listening and obeying, I call, first of all, Sereza, our assistant worker in the office.

- And this is not for the repairers, - Sereza says dullly, knocking the door. This is for security. This is not just a dungeon, it is a high-tech, electronic lock, the locking system of a part of the floor - here you simply do nothing. You have to leave an application, call the master.

We both are silently silent, contemplating a super-modern door with an electronic lock that has collapsed.

“Al,” Sereza suddenly said somnambulically, still holding the door, “we will try it in Russian now.

After opening the clutch for greater convenience, he wears the shoe several times carefully, but mentally pins the high-tech metal element in the direction of the straightening.
The element is aligned.
The door is opened and it closes softly and completely silent, like a new one.

“We are a high-class transnational corporation,” Sereza says with unbeatable intonation, contemplating the work of his own hands.
After the break, I agree. We have professionals in our business!
and Koo-koo

Suddenly, steady and cheerful paladin
He fell into the salad. And spent the night alone.

Three phone calls with a difference in a short time.
1st and hello.
Hello to you!
How is it?
and normal.
Is it normal? Oh, I probably didn’t get there...I need a lison...
2nd Hello to you!
Hi to you.
I recognized you by your voice. I did not get there again. Is there no Lisa?
Lisa is my dog, but she is not at home.
Three Hello to you!
and good night.
I got to you again...What should I do to get to my beloved sister? I have taught. Thank you huge! Is your dog really called Lisa?

So why do women lose their virginity if it’s so terrible? And how sooner as possible?
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Well, because sex is full of both problems and pleasant sensations. And in order for sex to bring happiness, these problems cannot be ignored. They may not even be in all, but I assure you that they are in most. Someone is really not lucky with the size (again, not all, but many), the absolute majority hurt with the loss of virginity, the inability to a vaginal orgasm is also a very common case, it is just not used to talk about it as easily as about the pain during the loss of virginity. No, of course, you can ignore sex itself, but the attraction does not go anywhere. Simply put, humanity, especially in backward countries like ours, is still hardly accustomed to the idea that sex is needed by women no less than men, and women should not do a favor to men, but receive no less pleasure.

The feeling of living in dreams is more interesting than in reality.

As a man who lost his virginity in his time (not two virgins at the same time!!! One is a former wife, the other is also a former wife.

Boy, it has to.
You broke off the first time, okay.
But in order to not be able to have sex with the second wife - it must be able to!!!! to

From a discussion on a payment card with a fingerprint scanner.
Mudasobwa: I know a lot of shops where you can easily not put someone else’s finger – right in line to cut off the brush to the neighbor – and nobody will even handle your eyebrows.
Daimos: Softly speaking, you’re wiping out.
Predtech: Please write the name of your city so that I never come there.
Mudasobwa: In the profile there is: Barcelona.