I chose the right kitten, a programmer. He is a little more than 4 months old, and I am currently sitting at home coding as he slips on my shoulder and looks closely at the monitor. With such persistence I feel that in a couple of years he will code at home, and I sit at work through the assy will give him tasks :). Hule... will work out his jerk ]:>

xxx: I bought an energy-saving stick here a day ago, came home, connected it and it does not burn.
Yyy: all right, it saves energy!)))

Speech from Diaries:

But this is all nonsense compared to the most amazing thing God created for some reason. Scientists call this piece Pipa pipa, in normal language - Pipa Surinam. Pipa - a frog with the following technical characteristics: a four-pointed squared body; color - yellowish, lower abdomen lighter, sometimes with white spots; merging with the body head, sharpened in front; thin front legs with long fingers; thick back legs, also long, between the fingers - membranes; wrinkles skin, from the corners of the mouth and in front of the eyes hangs skin; small eyes all the time looking up; the voice of a male resembles a clock tick; coupling between a male and a female lasts for a day. During the drought, this unfortunate animal lives in almost dry meadows, and in the rainy season (and here you need to concentrate and imagine this inhumane tragedy), so here, in the rainy season, the Pippa Surinam alone walks through the forest.

This unfortunate, unnecessary, terrible, sad and lonely creature travels through the forest in the rainy season and smells badly. It’s just like God created him. You said the girl didn’t...

Loving a woman is like good wine: the more you drink, the better it tastes. »

My father told me. It was in Moscow during the war.
Great Patriotic - the year of edak in 1944. My father was 13-14 years old, but he says he remembers it very well.
So, he goes on the subway, and at one of the stations comes an officer with a little son. The officer's whole face is in fairly fresh scars - everything is clear: recently with the front, he suffered for his homeland. The people look at the officer with great respect: the courageous defender. And then the child, noticing the general attention, decided to clarify the situation and remove the excessive pathos: "Yes, no, it's his mom thrash!"
The couple had to go to the next station.

Man in the library: Do you have books about suicide?
Librarian: Yes, but we do not give them to visitors.
Man : Why?
The library doesn’t give them back.

When will Google Home Search finally appear?

How can I tell my best friend that I don’t want to make love with him?? to
After sex, when he is in a good mood.

She: You don’t love me.
I am crazy about you.

The Rebel
What is the length of a zero vector?

by Bert
Do not believe

by Elvira
And the prince called me!!!!! to

Lanquu
Wrong the number?

Forum of Gynecology

#17 by Olga
Hi to! I drink the pills for about a year and I have a regular sex partner,But he refuses to end me "! How can I tell him that this is safe and safe?? to

I have a 5 year old son (Crossword). Question: what is the name of a box with a locking cap, used for transporting things, made of leather or something. A durable material? The first letter "C" is seven letters. The child thought, thought, did not know the answer. I begin to suggest:

- Well, when we go on the road, we take bags, avosks, backpacks and that....?? We take the...?
After thinking for a few seconds, he says:
And whoever eats it!! to

A real man is growing.

Taxi drivers told me. The new taxi driver did not remember all the dispatchers by name and calls from the bottom:
T. Allo who is this? and Tania?
D is no.
The valley?
D is no.
T is Ana?
D is no.
T and who?
by D. White
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh (he throws the phone)
The controller was called Bella.

Natalia (10:53:58 28/10/2009)
Sometimes I think you are strange.
Natalia (10:54:29 28/10/2009)
You can answer the question briefly.
Natalia (10:54:42 28/10/2009)
Not to disclose
Darth Vader (10:56:22 28/10/2009)
The cost of the profession. If I will give a clear and concise, and most importantly true and unacceptable interpretation, the answer to the question... I will be occupied with questions.

The soc. The survey:
What interests you more: the coming end of the world in 2012 OR why does the breasts lose weight?

From the women's forum, the topic "the most valuable in your MS" answers:

Courage and kindness.
Who is courage.
Strength and Care
Fuck the salary!
Go away man!
I was revealed 😉

Survey: The last few movies you’ve seen

<xxx>
1st The House. The last series
2nd The House. The last series.
Three The House. The preliminary series.

Tanya is crying loudly.
He dropped a ball into the river.
money, lenses and documents.
A suitcase, a roll of breeze,
Cactus, Cigarettes and Cigarettes
Kerosene, clothes and sweets
Stone, scissors and paper
Honour, discernment and courage.
Conscience, certificate of income
aircraft and ships,
Monitor, processor and mouse
Taboret, the second book
The bed, the cell phone,
Alpshock, Lopata and Villas
Fireworks, fireworks and fireworks.
Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday
The Canary,
A sealed towel,
oil, soap, fireworks, stove
Gastroenterologist, by the way
Songs, dances and talks
The sun, the stars, the forest and the mountains,
of Saratov, Saratov and Vyatka.
I jumped a horse.
carburetor, pen, bedroom
the boiler, the boiler,
My hands, my feet, my dad, my mom.
Patriarch of the Dalai Lama,
Enlightenment, happiness and sorrow.
All of it floated into the sea.

People, I am not drinking. I do not drink at all. No alcohol for 4 months. at all. I did not stop drinking, I stopped drinking. Throw away you too. Well, there is no normal future for a country with half alcoholics and a quarter drinkers. Hence this is your favorite "only in Russia" and "all through the j0pu". Do you think it’s not serious?

According to the Ministry of Health of the Russian Federation, today there are 2.5 million registered alcoholics in Russia. People who have been diagnosed with alcoholism have been officially diagnosed by doctors.

You think that this is not the way the alkas and the drunkards begin - a litre of beer at night, the sacred cause. Stop to stop.