i: I think I’m getting black magician now.
J: And I think you’re a racist and you’ll kill a black magician just because he’s black.
I: Moreover, I will kill him with a white magician.

She: fucking, I am marrying so much, fucking something, I have to throw it away.
He: Let me if you look at me again, it will pass away from you, if I am with you, I will be cunilingus.
Okay, okay, we have agreed.
He is blue

XXX: Are you still alive?
YYY : Yes!
That’s the same shit all the time :(

Telephone explodes the brain.
This aboriginal is called Nambata. We asked why. He replied "Because my wife is named Namba Wang"

In the company, there were cases discussed in medicine.
And from an unexpected prostate massage, the heart can stop.
Yyy: Well, about stopping - hz, but it dies - surely!

Stop scaring everyone at the end of the world, no one is afraid. Scare the end of the internet and people will start to be scared!

You are a crapper!
I prefer to consider myself a man capable of reasonable and reasonable compromises for the sake of sex and bounty.

XXX is Hi. Here is a need for advice: how can a cat wash off machine oil?

Talk about Halloween.
A: How it is described.
...
You have to dress up, take a bowl and scream trick or treat!! to
In the sense of "give sweets or scare"!!! to
A: It seems like our hologram is Halloween all year round.

What are your plans for today? :)
I: generally no))) except sitting down and depressing in front of the moniker))
She: Do you want to be depressed in front of Monica during a long minet?
I have not raised the mood so much yet.

Why don’t you enjoy new things?
Because it is a specialty.

XXX: What’s the mood?
YYY: Yeah, I was joking with you yesterday. The ball at the end. Choose me or your toys.
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XXX: Americans would be upset to learn that we have a social network with a bunch of porn, music, and TV shows.
YYY: Yes, in that sense, we have our own Facebook, with blackjack and prostitutes.
YYY: Although it looks more like Facebook.

Convinced the director to set up his IT-nic. A cabinet in a neighboring building.
The sales department is shrinking. Managers recruit a new employee by internal phone. No one responds to the phone. And in general, how he looks and where he is only knows the employee and the one on vacation.
After two weeks, the search for the Aitishnik was crowned with success. He enters the sales department, and Vova’s manager looks at him and says through his teeth: “So here’s what a server deer you are!”

Fuck, I just invented an offgenic costume for Halloween!
and mm?
XXX is a carpet. Stick up so that he can run and run all the pictures to spoil in the club!
Tagged: xDDD

Elf with pellets

<%Len> Tanya The ball. The throw. The river.
<%Len> I am very sad. and sadness. The face. The hand.
<Poccu9i> Do not forget your legs too.
<Poccu9i> And also Tania has a chest.

What prevents you from losing weight?? to
A feeling of hunger!

by Urina:
My husband hired two girls on a hot line at work.
Both goats
Unfortunately, the accountants do not see who they are: we missed the button, where the button, blat!!! to

Alonochka, 29-10-2011 at 23:51
Interested in paid sex?

Andrew, 30-10-2011 at 00:19
Hi to. How much do you regret?

Alenochka, 30-10-2011 at 00:28
The meaning?

Andrew, 30-10-2011 at 00:36
I usually solve financial issues at work, you don’t think they don’t have a place in personal life? However, if everything is so bad and you are willing to pay me for it, I would like to hear the price.

If a friend suddenly
Neither a friend nor an enemy.
The Attack!