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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №72358
 31.10.2012
XXX is running. How to do so that it doesn’t go? The option to cook and glue intentionally not to offer!
Is it possible to put a shiffer for winter?
xxx: thought ruberoid cover but somehow not that... although the black car may nobody notice

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №72357
 31.10.2012
Hi, we are your flooded neighbors from below, distributing the products of "Amway". We would like to talk to you about God..." - all the inhabitants of my entrance in two sentences.
"Matthew STR"®

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №72356
 31.10.2012
My mother is a woman who is not old yet and is quite accustomed to modern technologies such as the Internet, social networks, etc.

Davecha came to meet his parents and had the reluctance to forget his own laptop, which led to the following dialogue:

Let me check the mail.
I will now read the news in contact to the end and give it.
You know what a mess, there is no end!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №72355
 31.10.2012
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Tonight, let’s call something my husband wants to talk to you.
Oh yeah, I am scared.
When a girl says my husband wants to talk to you
Even if this girl is a sister)))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №72354
 31.10.2012
I received a letter on the subject:
Are you sure of it=?koi8-r?Q?=CD,_=DE=D4=CF_=DC=D4=CF_=CE=C5_=D7=C1=DB_=C4=D2=D5=C7?? =

I’m crazy, and I don’t have a doubt 😉

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72353
 31.10.2012
When the window is closed, forever.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72352
 31.10.2012
Long time not seen with a friend, we talk on Skype on the topic "Where did she disappear?" It turned out that a relative from Europe came to her to host, the same mother of two children.
My friend: "Imagine it! We left our husbands for two weeks and we're going to break up in full!! Every day, the circus, the mornings, the doll theater, and then we rush to our home and a sweet stoool!
For me opened up a new, yet unknown, simply sacred meaning of the notion of opening up.
Age, what are you doing? Stop to stop. This is no longer funny :(

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №72351
 30.10.2012
I take the bus from work home. Nearby, a very joyful, loud and emotionally young father teaches his young son arithmetic, drawing examples with his finger on the glass and making up tasks. After 15 minutes, the following text begins:
A: Count Dragon flew to one village and eaten there five peaceful houses, then he flew to another village and eaten there five civilians. How many people did he eat?
And ten of them!
A: It is right. But here one resident did not digest, got out of his stomach, generally, stuck in his teeth. How many inhabitants are left in the stomach of the dragon?
C is nine
A : Yes. Then he flew to another village and ate three civilians there. How much is in
The stomach?
Didn’t anyone survive this time?
A: No, I ate the whole village.
C: three... no, twelve!
A: Then came Dobryna Nikitich and spat the dragon's belly, and released seven peaceful men from there.
The residents...
C: Wow, I’m not so friends with you!
Oh, and it is shrinking! Shake the stomach! How many people are in the stomach?
C is zero.
No, he only released five residents.
A: A is seven!
A: And at this time people in the belly "no missed", and they had two children.
A: for everyone?
A: There are not only two. How many people were in the stomach of the dragon?
C is nine!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №72350
 30.10.2012
A massive fight between young people occurred in the village of Zabadam, which is located on the territory of Shymkent, on October 29. The reason for her was the conflict that arose the day earlier on the basis of hostile relations between two relatives from the villages of Zabadam and Otkormsovhosz.

The commentary:

You may have argued whose name Aul is more outspoken.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №72349
 30.10.2012
The beginning of a couple. Students examine the iPhone of the previous model purchased by one of the students.
XHH is heavy.
Wow, about 150 grams.
I wanted to buy an exam. I bought an iPhone.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №72348
 30.10.2012
American gaming supermarket network GameStop is going to start selling Grand Theft Auto 5 from March 1 next year.
James Sunderland: Well, if they unload it on March 1, the March 8 celebration will not take place for technical reasons.

[ + 39 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72347
 30.10.2012
of those. Support and hello.
Hi to you. I don’t have the internet working.
What Windows do you have?
I have Ubuntu.
... sorry?
and Ubuntu.
You probably don’t understand, I’m asking what Windows you have?
I don’t have Windows.
On the other side of shock.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №72346
 30.10.2012
For a long time, I thought of a huge shower cabin for a millionaire sister if she was washed all the time in the jacuzzi on the second floor near the bedroom. Today she decided to wash all the flowers at home. It locked them in the same cabin and enabled the ‘tropical rain’ function. The flowers!! Did they buy it?! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №72345
 30.10.2012
Dialogue with the salesman of the department in a small store:
I: Girl, do you have an ivory?
Q: Ask in the sausage, there is fish.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72344
 30.10.2012
We have a servo on which a bunch of documents lies, falling asleep at night. Now I went, pulled him out of the sleeping mode, I say – now you need to come to work every morning and wake him up.
Collega: He’s fine, he’s awake – and already at work

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №72343
 30.10.2012
Request for support:
The clock on the computer in violation of the Government decree moved to winter time, i.e. an hour back. All attempts to return the right time failed."

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №72342
 30.10.2012
From the chat (greetings from dr):

111: Happiness, love and health!
222: Banal but thank you!
What if you had a point after ROSTIX is not hell!
333 :))) is a reward!
222: 0_o

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №72341
 30.10.2012
Review of the Canon EOS 550D.

When to go on sale?
Paul : Go on! We wait.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №72340
 30.10.2012
We need to set a framework for the project.
After which the leading developer gets the right to kill

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №72339
 30.10.2012
"D: I bought a pregnancy test yesterday, decided to check for the case.
Do you doubt me?
D: Yes, it’s not about you.
We look at each other, the phrase digested.Rjali to the very home."

You are so naive)

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