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Whoever wishes to:
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If a 30-year-old woman looks like she’s 18, don’t talk to her like a 18-year-old girl. I don’t know what is incomprehensible here.
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It seems to me that neither a 30-year-old woman nor an 18-year-old girl should be talked to anyone like an 18-year-old girl. Normal people actually do that. Surprised by?

What if Chuck Norris hit the Ural guitar on the Nokia 3310? Or will the very finding of three such powerful artifacts in close proximity to each other cause the collapse of the universe?

No, explain to me what justice is: when I was 12 I like to move it was a scandalous banned hit, now that my son is 12, it’s a song from a children’s cartoon mill!

In Novosibirsk, dozens of drivers were stuck, driving around the field of the blockade on the Soviet highway.
The Russians do not need roads.

Women of Balzac and older
Dedicated to)))
A acquaintance told me. She took to wear a fashionable bright jacket and boots at an adult daughter.I eat, he says, in the bus quietly on the seat, I don't touch anyone.Here goes the grandfather so aggressive and let's scream :why is it here all kinds dispersed in a sharp way and what they had the right to this.Well, get up quickly, who I say!
Here, he says, I lift up my fifty-year-old face and look at him in silence.
What would you think? Sorry, I didn’t see it, I promise to shut it down.

Yyy: The voice is gone...I’m the perfect woman!

I watch a culinary show, there one participant constantly condemns: "I will not add concepts". I’m reluctant to wait for him to say "I have no mind".

xxx: here lies on the window such a beautiful piece of branch, until the saliva flows. and the inscription on it in large letters "Peterburgženka". The appetite immediately disappears. What do they think when they invent their trademarks?

In the VK:

In my love, I need, like a cat, to persistently tick my mouth. Otherwise, I think they don’t like me, and I begin to make some kind of drama.

To get revenge by the barrel? and :-)

[12:52:27] XX: (flex) and even the worker began to bear fruit
[12:52:46] XXX: Now I can walk at a fast pace, smoke and not suck
[12:54:32] YYY: Go to the gym for normal smoking ))) is so in Russian))

Mystery: Can a man marry his widow's sister?
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If a night guard dies during the day, will he be paid a pension?

2: Where did you get that?

3rd: "Death in jokes and puzzles" for younger and middle school children :)

XXX: What are your plans for the weekend?
YYY: Darov, I don’t know yet. What proposals?
XXX: The Vodka
yyy: This is the most powerful and tangible answer consisting of only one word.

Smart with IT Happens
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So what hell, when the accountant chooses DD.MM.YYYY and DD.MM.YYYY, he expects to see the events there for the whole day?

Of course, I did as asked. And I saw then in many other programs, including the famous yellow, the same. But comrades, where is the logic?! to
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What should be the logic? In order to get a report for 21.10.14, what do you need to enter according to your logic? 20.10.14 to 21.10.14 or 21.10.14 to 22.10.14?

In the Civil Code, as regards periods and dates, it is stated that when the date of beginning of the period is indicated, the full time of beginning of the event is considered 00:00:00 DD.MM.YYYY, and when the date of end of the period is indicated - 23:59:59 DD.MM.YYYYY

With respect, C++ and 1C programmer, Sisadmin, sales manager.

Today I bought 2.5k dollars for 43.95 and the same amount of euro for 55.25. Within an hour, the price fell. ███ Why am I so bad?

Our hero is back to save the country.

I am passing through the arbitration court next to us.
It comes out Face CaucasusOutside and matts onto the street floor. I saw that around the "spectators-passers" and such returns to the door, opens and runs inside what is typical - yes, you and your mother will have to fuck out.
He leaves... how he leaves.
From the arbitration departs a guard, the elderly and the ment nearby passed. They were thrown and sentenced to court.
All is fucking! Yes, I joked, but I just said, I didn’t mean that.)

by SosedTM

News: "Apple CEO Admits He Is Gay"

A news for me too! I knew this right after I installed iOS 8.

Blah blah...

C++ which also writes C#.
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This is the funny thing of the world.

Once upon a time, in a turbulent and bad youth, she shaved her head. I don’t even remember what I was shooting in the pop at that time. I was very worried about how my husband would react. He, when he saw me with a hairstyle, remained silent for a long time, picking up the words, but eventually shrugged his hand and asked not to do so again. I already thought what happened, but the consequences of that act still affect. Every time we start arguing and my husband ends up arguing, he looks at me with a hypnotic look and repeats:
Go to "Astra" Go to "Astra"!
To argue with him in this situation is useless. and (

This is your poker faces.
We have an impenetrable expression of the face.

Girls, why is it so difficult for us: long hair to be cut, short to grow, straight to wrap, and curly to straighten?
yy: Racing girls - and why do you have if the figure is normal, then you want to lose weight, and if you are fat, then you do not want to lose weight?))