@SolderStain: How old are you?
@kapsh: Enough to be disappointed in this country.
@SolderStain: It is clear. 20 to 23.

Q: What should I do if Zavoch told me I was mentally ill? When I am really healthy
WOW: Go to the lookout, pull out a sheet from her magazine, make it an airplane. Put this plane in her nose by the very kile. Let it be more careful the next time.

I was very late for a meeting. It was an unpleasant moment with dissatisfied faces and grievances. I apologized and said, “Sorry, of course, but not so bad. “No, it’s scary,” they replied. Well, once it’s scary, let’s all be afraid together. I let everyone go, I was forgiven.

My cat saved my life. Taking a bath, he was lying in a drawer and sleeping. When she realized that the water was cooling, she stood up and opened the tap with hot water. She slipped and fell. I woke up to someone beating me in the face. It turns out, I lost consciousness and almost drowned, and the kitten was sitting on the board, mouthwashing and desperately beating me with my foreheads to wake up.
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Dialogue with first-class students

I have two news.
1st Congratulations on the end of the first session!
2nd Soon the next!

"Star Wars" (alternative version)

Suddenly from my mom’s bedroom, crumbling and crumbling,

The washer runs out and cries, “I’m your father!”

Girls, if your husbands went out at night every two weeks and said they were playing poker with the men, they would come in the morning. Would you be stressed?
YYY: Oksana, after your story I was already stressed.

The Dancing Defenders:
Many women don’t care what their husband does after work – they disappear in the garage, binge with friends, watch beer in front of a telecar, play, etc.
The main thing is that he doesn’t entertain her at the same time, but he entertains himself.
And this angers her, even if in the house all things are done and as it is said, "God himself commanded."

You may have something different, but I often see this attitude to housework: as long as there is no fire or flood, a man thinks he has no housework. And from the point of view of the wife, this is somehow unfair: she had a second work shift in the kitchen, and the husband for his business to take without another reminder and does not think.

Yet another moment. For some reason, men think that marriage needs to be concluded once, and then it is somehow. And they don’t even think that spending time together is one of the most important components of family life, so that in 5-10 years there is no situation when you look at your wife and ask, “And you, fool, who at all?”

And finally. If sharing time is so stressful for you, if there are no common interests with your wife, if there is such a total disagreement of characters that she does not understand when you need to be alone, then did you marry her?

For rape (proven) chemically castrated

I am protesting!! Why is it chemical? Just castrate, on the chemistry!

Andreus_O-0: What a subtle irony that in Russia the day of the motorist almost always coincides with the first freezes and the day of the motorist...

A man, having a bad credit history, but in great need of money, called the firm, where he was "approved" a loan of 720 thousand. The ruble. At first, the fraudsters demanded 47 thousand. RUB for completion of the necessary documents. In the future, the fraudsters demanded to make an initial contribution - 10% of the amount of the alleged loan to open a bank account. The man listed the abusers 72,000. The ruble. A few days later, the bankers told the resident of the Kirov region that in order to improve his credit history he needed to make a payment of 19 thousand. The ruble. In two days again call: need another 38 thousand. to improve credit history. Trusting them, the man transferred the money. As a result, the resident of the Kirov region for 2 weeks only 8 times transferred to the defendants money in the total amount of 215 thousand. RUB, so that only his credit history is good.
Soon, the fraudsters demanded that the victim transfer the so-called "monthly payment" for a loan of 15 thousand. The ruble. Three days later, the fraudsters demanded that the citizen make a similar payment in the amount of 30 thousand. The ruble. In total, in the account of the monthly payment for the issued loan the victim transferred 164,000. The ruble. Thus, the resident of the Kirov region transferred to the fraudsters 498 thousand. The ruble. Fortunately, the fraudsters were caught. Compensation for property damage to the victim.

Curiously, my youngest six-year-old daughter forgot the word dwarf. I went to my mother – what are the names of the little heroes?
Mother says in a loud voice: Well, who is the little one? A little stranger, right?
Little, looking at her mother with doubts: Snow White and the Seven Unknowns?! to

>> Very roughly speaking, everyone ended up out of the village of the Papuas, the genius and their ancestors including

It is genius! You were born a genius in the Papuan village and you want to write a theory of relativity. But here is the trouble – in your language there are only four words for the number: "one", "two", "three" and "many".

Oh, that was funny!
"We did not castrate the cat. The children were constantly pressing him. But he, such a strange cat, tried to escape all the time and threw everything around. Such an illogical! andquot;

About the "headership in the cat’s herd" I will pay my five copies.
Over the years of cat farming, I developed an unwavering method: when I see that the cat is completely squeezed and claims to be a leader - I tightly grab the skin on the hole, sit on my knees, the cat between my legs, but squeeze it and press it - so that it could not escape, but not crush it. I wait. Sometimes for a long time. If the caterpillar in the edge of the border, then it begins to swing and roar - here you have to turn somehow. As soon as the first complaint is pronounced "miu" - I release. I do not fit. In 90% of cases, within half an hour, this infection with murmuring is asked on the knees, suffocating the alpha :)

A friend works in an eco-cosmetic office. Chemistry in the weekend. A small work area is located in the industrial zone. Do you know what the area in Peter is? Abandoned factories, offices, tires, rehearsal points – all in one. Here is. Specifically, they have the office of some builders on the floor below and directly in front of their garage in the yard. Constantly something is cooked, roasted, scratched and milled.
A friend on one of the working days went out of methodical work to the toilet. He comes back and continues his work. Here, a man in an industrial combination breaks into her with a panic expression of a bearded face and is impulsively interested:
Didn’t anyone die here?! to
Emmy is not.
–...
–...
Did you not notice anything?
Emma, what did I do?
- We have here a balka jumped, flew to you through the window.
Looking around, it’s real! A hole in the glass, a bunch of fragments and a huge metal rolls a little further, its mother, a barrel, almost like a rail! He began to blink unclearly:
- we were there carpooling, we have a bit of a specific self-made and we carpooled, then it was crazy, but we will change you and we will order quickly.
The Funny Men.

My uncle was a great fan of raising the younger generation, including by his example. There was little thought about credibility. One day at a family gathering he began to preach to a group of teenage nephews that it was too early for them to think about the opposite field, for example, he himself did not even think about any sex before graduating from the institute, because he understood what a responsibility it was!

The uncle son (at the time of the year 22-23), raised on the bikes from the series "How my mother and I wrote diplomas in the breaks between feeding and peeling" thoughtfully asked:

Dad, where did I come from then?

I think when my uncle heard this question for the first time in 18 years before that, he was less embarrassed.

Nicholas served in a hot spot, engaged in military history, literature, etc.) is :

I sent a package to the mail yesterday. My handwriting is another song, in school they said that I need to go to intelligence, no enemy will decipher)))
In general, such a handwriting and the girl at the reception "Garst Street?"
"Lighthouse "
The girl, scoring the data: "Who is this?"
“Alexey Dmitrievich Gorky – a border officer, in the summer of 41 together with his family fought on the Finnish border, in October 41 died on the Nevsky fifth.”
This is "Thanks"

here here :
I go to the gym for a long time (more than 10 years), and since the working schedule is specific, then at different times - I can in the morning, I can at lunch, I can come at 9 p.m. Besides me there are two other girls and a grandmother. All the others - boys, boys, grandparents, section of boys handballers
This is to the question that the girls are very careful about the appearance, and the men are not in the gyms.
At the stallion, where I run from time to time, the same gender composition.

Many girls go to all kinds of aerobic dances and other purely female types of fitness, so you are in a bucket and do not see them.

Heavy box with iron:

He has one pen on the side.
I think I’ll have to put him in the wool.
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The first option is even more accurate.