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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №146003
 30.10.2017
If the Germans conquered us in the Great Patriotic, we would drink excellent German beer, not that shit.

Yes, this is not shit, German shit, because the representatives of the slave race, which they considered us nothing normal, would not bother, and they would also ride a Mercedes, indeed it would be buses and drive anywhere to mines or mines, and so would be German beer, and a Mercedes.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №146002
 30.10.2017
From the perspective of the optimist, history is made in our eyes. From the point of view of the pessimist, there is a shit in our eyes.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №146001
 30.10.2017
The Stories. Do you not think that the story here changes only in small nuances?

In this form, these tales cannot exist in their settings. No one would let the princess of Rusal communicate with the seafood and choose bridesmaids. To whom Dad showed, for that he went out. And in general, it is more logical for the son of a sea king to draw a human princess to a witch so that she can get a tail, than to hide herself somewhere with unclear prospects.

Cinderella is also the eldest son, the father's heir, there are no other male children in the family. It is unprofitable to hurt him, he will inherit and get rid of him. And he can escape at any time, a young man at that time has two orders more opportunities than an unmarried girl.

In order for it to work, it is necessary to move the action into modernity, which is not so interesting anymore.


[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №146000
 30.10.2017
There is no word “not there” in love.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №145999
 30.10.2017
People who are afraid of dying from cancer

– You’re softer with him, – in the hand of the patient’s father was a note.
The third week I became hysterical, as I learned my diagnosis. And we can do nothing with him. As one stays in the apartment, right to the phone, call an ambulance.

“Ours have already been warned,” the officer took his hand away with a thousand ruble paper in it. But a man with manic persistence put the money in the pocket of the blue vests of the police officer.
Take it. Well please. Just do something to make him calm. At least sleep the night. My wife and I will soon be mad.

“Listen here,” the doctor put the folder aside and turned his face to the patient.
You already got them all. My mother, my father and the ambulance. And yourself first. The face of the 25-year-old, so permeated with horror, became astonished for a moment.
Do you not understand? I have cancer! I have three months to live!
- And these three months, will you wash overnight and climb on the wall? Do you call an ambulance in the afternoon so it won’t be boring?
I am scared, the guy cried. I am afraid. I am afraid to die.
Are you afraid to die or die? He stopped crying without understanding the question. If you die, everyone is afraid. And if you die, you are already doing it. by their own will. Does something hurt you right now?
The guy listened to himself.
Do you want it to hurt?
and no.
And why?
How about why? The guy moved.
Because it will hurt.
and exactly. When it hurts, then you will crush. And it will really hurt. I have already looked at this. So save your strength. Both mental and physical.
You just don’t know what it is!
“I don’t know,” the fielder ate. Do not let God know. But I’t call an ambulance three times a day. The meaning?
What should I do? There was panic in the man’s eyes again.
Do something. Do you have a dream? The child?
I don’t remember, the guy scissor. I used to want to play guitar.
Is there a guitar? (The patient turned his head negatively.) Go and buy.
Feldscher took a thousand rubles from the pocket of the blue vest and drove the guy into the load pocket.
You will add the rest, not the small ones. Don’t tell your parents that I’ve given you money for a guitar, or they’ll argue.
– No to...
Feldscher removed a man’s hand with a note stuck in it.
I have to, Fedora. must be. Then you give. Well, be it, the fieldsman got up from the table and took the box.
Take a guitar so that the hands feel that it is exactly underneath them. I tell you as a specialist.

Why did you tell me all this? - the forty-year-old man with the earthly-yellow color of the face was already quietly, questioningly looking at the officer.
- And to the fact that this young man plays guitar is much better than I. And for five years, he has promised to go and give me back my thousand rubles. Does something hurt you right now? No is? And thank God. Then I go away.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №145998
 30.10.2017
Russian patriotism is when those who ride around the world call on those who still have nothing to go out of Russia to love Russia.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №145997
 30.10.2017
>> So if it didn’t come out, we would live in another country and it’s not the fact that it’s worse.

Oh yes! If the Germans conquered us in the Great Patriotic, we would drink excellent German beer, not that shit. Regularly such intelligents come from somewhere.
Of course, fucking, it was for the sausage and McDonalds on the barricades and went, and why more?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145996
 30.10.2017
The reader/reader

>> Hi, readers, and help me too ) Even in the late 80s or early 90s I read a story about a society of people, looking very prosperous. Then it turned out that the ruling top used special pills to see how things really were. Then it turned out that it was even worse.

Well, "The Futurological Congress" also, S. Lem.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145995
 30.10.2017
>>Eovyn changed her clothes for the first time, isn’t it? I went around it with adventures.

Eovyn changed her clothes so that her, the princess, relatives did not curtail her from a deadly battle. Instead of fighting, in her homeland, women fought perfectly as her training said. Whether there were other quests is unknown to us, and her husband was not quested, the war was over.

>>And other beautiful girls (Arven and Galadriella) played the roles of blondes in mini-shoes that roll out prize-wheelers on the "Field of Miracles".

If Arwen in principle can be called a prize (although she made a legendary favor to her knight, which is mentioned in the book many times), then about Gell it is ridiculous to say so. Even without reading anything but the VK and not knowing who she is, does anyone remember that there was a king in Lorien? A very active political aunt, the only one of its kind who overcame the Curse of Noldor by returning to Valinor. The daughter of the supreme king Noldor, who, unlike the brothers, did not die under rather stupid circumstances, but married a modest local prince and deployed a powerful, closed community of elves, where there was Erlondo half-blooded (which was very dependent on the aunt) and created a White Council deciding on the fate of the world.
But you can only remember that she drew gifts to the Guardians, yes.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №145994
 30.10.2017
Stop pushing the idea of a man without a brain is normal". Men with brains exist.
1) Expressing your here terminology "throwed with the mouth" (in fact, no one was thrown, people lived about a year, tested feelings and understood - mutual - that they are not a couple, decided not even to try to get married). According to the documents, the child has both parents, but the relationship between these parents as if they can not, both are already married to loved ones. The father usually sees the child once a week - and somehow everything is tricked to know what the child lives, it is he who often goes to the movie with the child on all these Frostbite, Moana, Spiderman and the Last Rich, sometimes with them goes his younger already married son, sometimes two, and what the child would like to discuss with the child himself (and not in the terminology, just say, what to buy).
2) Expressing your here terminology "sell your wife on the neck". No, he’s not lying on the couch, he’s a doctor, he’s rushed on extra rates, but the salary, even with the transfer, is still twice or three times less than that of his wife, so they in the family circle decided that it’s better for her to carry the money in the house. The father, no longer taking the processing, with the child watching movies, playing, singing, in a playful form teaches French (type of toy on it "talk"). The interests of the child are almost better than the wife and a maid knows, Pinkipe with Celestia never confused.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №145993
 30.10.2017
Many people know that whales communicate through special sounds, which scientists call singing. In this way, these majestic animals look for a couple and talk to her throughout their lives. However, it turned out that whales, who can not get into the "notes" of the whale song and simply falsify, so remain lonely for life, because. They are not recognized by partners.
YYYYYYYYYYY
I finally found my totem animal :(

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №145992
 30.10.2017
Go to shit. I’m 36 years old and I’m working in an opera. I listen to metal, walk in torn jeans and so on. It was harder with the hijacker, he fell down. I shave the skull, completely brutally. and those who'remove' the past - fake and posters. They did it only because they had no friends.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №145991
 30.10.2017
Often in films, the main character (unemployed/student/..), having experienced a tragedy in life, says: I want to travel for a year.
What about, your mother?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №145990
 30.10.2017
The gender dispute
Regarding the "heh, men": in the children's clinic, coming without registration to the reception, it was very convenient to naively knock in the eyes and say: "I don't know, our dad recorded for today at ten o'clock". A harsh doctor cried out "These men..." and took without a record. A couple of times passed, and once for a blood test so got :) It was true, it was before the introduction of electronic records.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145989
 30.10.2017
Cyclists show the maneuver of the unit. And they, probably, only because of such a strange drivers whisper and miss even when in priority.

I am an entertainer with an internship, both in winter and in summer. I show manoeuvres must, but only if there is someone to show. Because I want to live. I don’t think it is necessary to walk with my hands on an empty crossroads. So from experience I will say - many drivers dumb don't know what it means a hand raised up, bended in the elbow. Some even stumbled and tried. Show it, don’t show it, it doesn’t make sense. One even shrugged his hand in response, thinking I would say hello to him.)))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №145988
 29.10.2017
P.s Father all his life smelled, himself on 3 apartments earned and now the pension is good, and lives well, tfu-tfu. But there are those who have lived on the hole all their lives. And the apartment got and did not work almost, they stood in the rows. Now they complain.

Right, it was not necessary to insult the fool in the kindergarten, to teach at school, etc., but to all go to your father... for a minute, WHERE? Where could you have earned 3 apartments if the apartments were not sold? They were not sold at all. It was possible to join a cooperative at work - after a huge turn, in a dog fight, if the enterprise was building housing. But if the apartment is already there, at least one, and the area for each is not less placed, then you will not be accepted in any of the housing centres, full of unpublished. So you are crazy, baby. This was not earlier than in the '90s, after the general privatization of housing and obviously after the collapse of the system under which the 'apartments received'.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №145987
 29.10.2017
Requested One – Bringed Another

But I am seriously interested in this question with the story of a husband, who on the birthday of his daughter gave the wrong doll that the girl wanted, despite all the information received in advance. Here many spoke in the spirit that the wife had eaten, that she was not supposed to eat her husband's brain. But what exactly, in the opinion of such people, should she have done when she saw the wrong gift? to silence? The woman acted quite correctly: when the daughter did not raise the question, and asked alone how he tricked to give the wrong thing. Let’s leave aside the question that she had to take a gift to her daughter for herself. And how do people who are outraged by her embarrassment act when they do not receive what they asked for? He was not sent to a potato store.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №145986
 29.10.2017
here

Interestingly, none of the former stylists, punks and others I encountered during my life, now do not wear jeans, do not grow pattles, do not listen to the Beatles and others who were then popular, and on the street you can't see the patty retirees in the shells.
The question is, at"era, did you fight for that?

The former metal player. Of those with whom I continue to communicate, only one told the children about the hobbies of his youth, the rest hide it, and two hide it from themselves. In my eyes they say that I am confusing something, they were exemplary pa-boys, one even bought a diploma thousands. And, as they say here, the cherry on the cake, the former fellow girl, now a fierce struggle with corruption on TV and on the Internet, actively supports all sorts of prohibitions. How she raises children - a separate song

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №145985
 29.10.2017
Professor's girls are few, but fighting is almost everything from Luthien to Galadriel. But the guys are often decent fools (Tingol, Maglin, Boromir and Dad finally, if you need VK). So not very carefully your girls read the text. Complexes are not allowed. I can’t remember any negative female character. Tell me?

Ungolianta, Thuringvetil, Shelob, Lobelia again. Just if the female character is negative, it is worse than a nuclear war. A "fighting" positive ladies are married with a decline, starting with Meliane, and pull for themselves and their husband. The role model is very for the amateur.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №145984
 29.10.2017
Well, okay, let gay people really be oppressed, offended, this is unfair and the other, the other...
But what fucking humorous quotation do you get out of?
The Peders.

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