Alley: No, you feel what a cynical boss we have.
Alley: after all, I was not lazy to find a brochure in the innet "how to find a job", printed and distributed to bombs and Gypsies - such as instead of charity)))
Arbalet: cynical - it would be if we were given

I realized how devoured my cat was when he coveted onto a covered table to spit a fancy of candy to play with him.

But before I leave, I want you to know.
WOW: Speak
One cubic meter of wood can make half a million toothbrushes

I wore a housekeeper underneath. The neighbor said that I have beautiful eyes )))))

Lectures on Information Systems Design.
Lecturer: "And here we practically made the information system. What is it?"
The voice from the audience: "Well, we still need people who will work with it."
Lecturer: "In the framework of this course we will not do people."

Forum Travian (toys with a military inclination). There is a global shit.
Q. Are you a great stuntman?
TariusXIII: the stickman is written with 2 letters "in" imha

The elevator is decorated on the wall "13.4published". Education is deteriorating.

Milk (18:45:19 20/10/2010)
My father doesn't talk to me all day.You remember that he has a fan of Soviet hits.So today from morning he walks in the kitchen, makes sandwiches and sings:
"And we don’t dream of a cosmodrome.
Not this ice blue"
I went in and sang to him:
Nothing dreams - it's just a coma
So, it was a delay "
Called the defamator and ate=(

I decided to fulfill my long-time childhood dream and have anal sex without a condom. It is dangerous in itself, because there is little to get in my member and so on. But this is half trouble. My most devoted fantasy is to end up in a pop girl, so here is the question: can it be done? Is there no danger that my sperm will then leak out of it and get into the vagina, thus provoking impeccable conception?))) Funny, but I really care about it.

WOW: You can end up and you will not get anything in your member :)
...
What if it runs out of the glass and gets into the vagina?)))
Tablets were forbidden by the doctor.

ууу: fucking, honestly I don't know anything about such a possibility :) But if it's likely, then I imagine what kind of fool will be born after such a sperm journey :)))

XHH: I have a friend with a disgusting character, he probably did. I’ll tell him about it in case.

A complaint on the forum of one MMORPG:
It doesn’t let in the game! I enter the game login and password. What an agreement! I read it carefully and I understand that it is not profitable! I press to disagree, of course, but after that the game window closes! Please help! How to play this game?

The government banned pedophiles from working in schools

Chord

News: Strasbourg court ordered Russia to pay gay people almost €30,000
The next news will be: "In Russia, the number of gay people has increased sharply."

From Habr:

Awake: By the way, the external hard drives how many serve in the off state, do you know?

Wendor: I may be mistaken, but my flash drive is the most reliable way to store data.

FTDeBUGgeR: The wall data application is the most durable. Ancient people knew how to store information.

From Questions:
How to find a woman puppet?
The best answer:
You put your index finger on her neck and lead down. The third hole.

There was an incident near the car service.
The men stood smoking near the entrance.
A girl approaches and says:
You guys, I think I’m overwhelmed.
We couldn’t get there for 30 minutes. It turns out she poured the candles.)

What can women do for 3 hours in the bathroom?? to
She is: haha! Men spend 2 hours in the toilet.! to
He: Oh, the question is removed...

A sharp discussion implies the absence of stupid opponents.

Ukrainian and Sal.

We visited one Ukrainian. They drank vodka, ate deliciously, played cards :-) One of the guests, somewhere read a foolish joke that any Ukrainian always has somewhere hidden fat.
The guest once joked - like let's get the salad, everyone laughed.
Two jokes - not very funny anymore.
The Ukrainian went to his refrigerator, he showed.
Everything is - you can take and eat, but specifically salt - not!
And the guest is already drunk and the idea of fixing him is a pebble salad!
No one is funny anymore, rather we laugh no longer at a joke, but at a drunk guest.
He says salad, but where is the salad?

We explain to him with the choir that it is too late to go to the Bazar now, there is no room anywhere and there will be no room, and at all, tie it with your salt!
But if a drunkard gets into his head, it is very difficult to switch the attention, for three hours he brought us out with his nits.
I would love to give him a foolish room - but all the shops are closed at night!

At 4 o'clock the host-Ukrainian did not stand, jumping up. And he says, drown up!! to
And really get somewhere out of the closet a piece of good salt.
No scene: we have round eyes, a drunk guest in the stupor.

In 2003, three Kenyans were killed while trying to get a mobile phone from a local student who accidentally plunged it into a 13 meter deep pit. The first was the 30-year-old radio technician Patrick Lukhaka. To retrieve the phone, he dismantled the floor in the toilet in the girl's house, but did so unthinkingly, as a result of which he fell into the feces along with the stairs, where he drowned.

The second miserable was his friend, who went to search for a missing friend, during which he slipped and fell into the same pit. The third was killed in the presence of the police. Trying to save his neighbors, he was breathed with vapors from products of human life, as a result of which he lost consciousness and also fell into the toilet. And although he was able to pull out, the unfortunate died in the ambulance on the way to the hospital. The fourth hunter for the prize, despite all his protests, the police banned the search for the phone.

From the discussion on the news resource:

"On the bus stop in Krasnoyarsk appeared free Wi-Fi..."

– Wi-Fi, W-Fi... Say better, the urn has finally appeared?

by VadimZ.