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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №55356
 23.10.2011
The train Brest-Volgograd We go with our partners (two) and one unfamiliar cute girl.On the evening race we stand and miss the shop. Almost the whole car is asleep. And then the devacha through the dream whispers with a homeric whisper:
"It’s bad to sleep when you’re standing"
Companion from the upper shelf:
"Madame, how I understand you!"
My wild rust lightened a boring car.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №55355
 23.10.2011
- It turned out that my favorite chef - Nihren is not my favorite chef and not the director of IT, but simply a consultant, and I lead the department and I am responsible for it! For two months as well. The size of my eyes (after the third consecutive interrogation) would be envious of other animated positive characters.

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55354
 23.10.2011
Hi, let’s meet you?
You look like a murderer.
Maxim: In what place?
You have a gun in your hands.
Maxim: I have understood it. If I have vodka in my hands, I am like an alcoholic. If a member is in his pants, he looks like a rapist.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №55353
 23.10.2011
Dad yesterday broke off when he parked:" in front of this wolf to put, I dreamed that it burned"

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №55352
 23.10.2011
XXX: The female logic, you say, is the most extraordinary?! I had a tough day, I went home and immediately took a shower. I go out naked such a whole, evaporated, relaxed and think:"not naked, naked around the house to crawl!" I went wearing a SNSY and immediately, like Christ behind the sinus!!!!))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №55351
 23.10.2011
Even the most super-strong helmet does not save from a stroke of urine in the head.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №55350
 23.10.2011
The missing hole.
Much has been written about the epic in the 30s of the last century on the Northern Sea Route on the steam ship "Cheluskin" Schmidt and the company, but there were even more of a variety of "apocryphs", for various reasons not included in the main documents. Here is one of those stories.
After the steam boat sank in the ice, and before the crew with its family members (traveling to the North, as if on a cruise on the Titanic) began to be slowly carried out by the aircraft, it was to cross five hundred verts on ice, frostbite and eternal frostbite on dogs. The thing went slowly, and the sacrifice began to be lacking – and the dogs too. To one of the night slopes arrived completely exhausted, and here, to the general horror, it turned out that some of the sandwiches fell somewhere in the darkness and purge most of the provisions!
Not much more - during the expedition on "Cheluskin" a girl was born, who was named Karina (the case was in the Karsk Sea), and here a sleepy and excessively tired mother released her out of her hands. But, despite the mother's hesitation, looking for the girl did not start: the darkness, the purge hits off her feet, the traces immediately disappeared.
They began to think about something completely different: from what, and more precisely, who, to cook the bread.
Go to Cairo. He understood the inexorability of the situation and agreed to donate one of his roots—these were larger specimens than ordinary riding likes. The younger name was Choc and the older Hamit. Kaur weighed all "for" and stopped at the last - the one has already lived. The snack decided to cook in the morning to gather strength in front of the road.
In the night, the Kaur awoke from a silent child's cry: Hamit stood next to him and held in his teeth a whispering, but perfectly alive and unfreezing Karina.
The dog carried it so carefully that the girl did not dispel (Karina is alive until now). But that’s not all – Hamit on his own ribbon stumbled his lost supplies.
A real celebration began. Not only took part in it the native Hamit, who went somewhere in the night: he guessed that people wanted to eat him, and no longer believed in the gratitude of the two-legged.

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55349
 23.10.2011
In love it is like on a motorcycle: the third one is either superfluous or in a wheelchair.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №55348
 23.10.2011
xxx: the magnet will spam with its discounted, creative leaflets
xxx: first there was a picture with the blanks in the forest and the signature "don't scratch", scratch with the snakes and "don't sleep";
I wonder if I have rabbits or not.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №55347
 23.10.2011
Tomorrow is Donor Day:
How is plasma different from blood?
Plasma can be shot.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №55346
 23.10.2011
My clove is a barrel, there are many tiny pieces in it.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №55345
 23.10.2011
Dialogues of administrative sites on a federal scale
A few years ago, I thought Canada was the United States.
- I recently wrote a pencil, for a long time I could not remember how the title letter "B" is written;

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №55344
 23.10.2011
HH: There was one more.
The trio, grit, does not work. Asked for help
Oh well, I came, and what I see: the fork from the triangle is stuck in the same triangle.
At my attempts to convince her that it is not necessary to do so and that it should not be so, she looked at me as an idiot and said, "Why are you shaking my head? Why is he still? If you don’t reach the cable, put it next to you and..."
HH: It was such a nonsense that I can’t remember it anymore.
She was fired in a week.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №55343
 23.10.2011
I thought that if I said that I was a lazy man and a bad person in general, they would not understand me. So I said I didn’t have time.

[ + 46 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55342
 23.10.2011
You want to talk to a girl who doesn’t respond to you in contact – remove her from friends.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №55341
 23.10.2011
My husband and I had a rejection.
WOW: What is it?
We did not see each other for almost a month, then on business trips, then the parents had. The meeting decided to mark, arranging a game of a strict teacher and a disgraceful schoolgirl. You know, I have one more. I approached the question thoughtfully, Nastya bought a schoolgirl's sex outfit, I dug up a suit and a tie, and carefully composed a math checklist. Focus on logarithms and derivatives.
WOW : and?
xxxh: the script was - the type she did not handle the task, well, asking for a fifth. Instead, we solved these damn logarithms until 4 a.m. because, as it turned out, we forgot the school program entirely. decided and went to sleep...
You are stupid.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №55340
 23.10.2011
Why do you hide your thoughts? It is difficult to communicate with you.
yyy: - The rocks are jumping on the horses between the siren square stars. Shoot them with water. Is it easier?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №55339
 23.10.2011
He made the cats a ladder in the fortress, so that they could suck the nausea, and lived at home. So these fucking people live on the street, and fucking come into the house. and ((

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №55338
 23.10.2011
XXX is
This is German computer virus!!! to
YYY
They offer not to download porn, but to become a participant?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №55337
 23.10.2011
C. JSeveral readers wrote to me that they liked the intrigue.
C. JI didn’t know there was an intrigue in my porn story!

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