Diablo is another thing! Updates to the AVG have been updated and two more...
mrBIOS: Update completed, your databases are obsolete...

Let me tell you a little bit about myself: I’m a guy with long hair.
Well, here I sit somehow in the bus, there is a drunk man, and let me pour out my soul, like he’s fucking, like men are destroyed by women’s beauty... like "bla-bla-bla, what you are, women, mysterious"... here I’m him "I’m a guy at all", the man jumps, and runs on the whole bus "aaaaaaaaaaaa, you’re a peder!!"

I took the garbage and went back. A man comes to meet, carries a box with a bunch of colorful envelopes inside and cries under his nose: "Spammers, spammers... You have not yet encountered riders. Even with this maculature the back is rubbed off."

XXX is
So why doesn’t she say that to you?
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by Joppa.
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We went to the cinema and came raggier.
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to do nephig, these sit talking about shit something
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I was bored...
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I asked her for the phone of the player.
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She gave
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I open my finger like an ordinary frog.
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Not the opening.
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broke stronger
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Nifga
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He shrugged with two hands and opened...
XXX is
Does she have a slider?
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He doesn’t talk anymore...

I posted this milk yesterday:
I sit on the office chair, I fall asleep.Well, I dropped on my back (and since it was broken, it drops to a horizontal position).I mean I crushed and in a dream twisted on the chair, got my head went under the table table and mill I woke up at this moment and suddenly started to get up.

Mixx: What are you doing?

(MS) Kiso: I am correcting the layout

(MS) Kiso: Customers sent me corrections

Mixx: They don’t understand anything about design

Mixx: the power to use to convince customers you can

Kiso: the great Petrovich in this case tried his forces without success

(MS)Kiso: they need to insert the map of Russia in place one on the site, with Petrovich the Great looking for a suitable place

Mixx: in the ass they should insert the map, Petrovich informed

(MS)Kiso: Petrovich himself thinks about it, but they will hardly pay the material money in such a case.

She: Did you decide to take them in quantity?

Fuck the quantity.

It breaks your tongue when you read it out loud.

Because she is untrained.

Why should he be trained?? to

Speeches must be read out loud.

They are more pleasant with the men.

What to give in pop?? to

How does this help the language?? to

Will she fall out and get sick?

Fuck, I killed him.

She: I have come
It’s late, I’m already Linux.

I sent an anecdote to a friend:
Adam and Eve are in the garden, God comes down to them and says:
“My children, I have two gifts for you, only you have to decide which one... The first gift is to write standing.
Well, Adam loudest of all orals and beats his head at the trees, that he wants to write standing, that all his life dreamed. Eve gave him up.
And Adam ran through the garden, rejoicing, jumping, screaming, sucking on everything in a row!
On the trees, on the flowers, on every bowl and just on the ground!
Eve stood by God’s side... In silence they looked together at this madness.
Then Eve asked, “My God, what is the second gift?”?"
And God said: Brain, Eve... Brain!
But the brains, Eve, will have to be given to Adam too, otherwise he will wipe out everything here!
I am waiting for the reaction...
In response to Smiley...
I said to her: "And you’re not upset? You have been killed!"
She: "For whom for Adam? Eva judged by the joke, with the brains at first everything was okay!and "

That is!

Oksana Alias Kondawova has left the group "Anonymous Virgins".

Unwritten Rules of the Technical University:
If you’re doing environmental studies, you don’t respect Matan.

A chronicle of the events of our city. For one night from 10 to 11 October, a resident of the city set fire to 7 mansion houses.While firefighters extinguished one house, he had time to set fire to another, leaving in the houses vengeance notes.The fool was caught the next morning.

In our city there is a store, there for the entertainment of the sitters placed robots. One of these robots is a predictor robot, like a sorcerer and a predictive ball, someone approaches him and he begins to tell him all the shit. Well, these robots have already arrived and it is not interesting, but not today. I go past the predictor, he as usual says something, and he hangs an ad on the stand "Dear buyers, a compelling request to the predictor not to give more money" (administration).

Sweet Jam:
Oka is a fully self-contained SUV, if there are 4 people in the cabin that can lift and move

At work, a magazine of the type of glamour for blondes and nothing to do decided to read.nawad opened the page, stumbled on an article in the style of "how to surprise him in bed" and immediately slipped under the table: "in general, the speed of sound is faster than the speed of light, that's why he first hears you coming out of the bathroom, and then he already sees you."

XXX: I am a representative of the oldest profession!
In other words, I am a lawyer.

I took a hundred pips.
Tagged: Maldives
Probably to get in the eye.
Autumn in the courtyard.
Noz: the wind, the eyes of the tearful
Tagged: red
Tagged with: AGA
Galch: Gaez will stop saying why the eyes are red?
You will answer the sick here I buried my eyes regularly here and there are pipets
Noz: at the point

I: Let’s go to Senna.
W: I am not Senya
I: fucking, not the senya, but the present
W: What else is Nakhodyan?

Alice is curious: Mom! Where are the tampons placed?
Mom: Well... how to tell you... generally, where the children come from.
Alice /ofigev: In AISTA, what is it?

I lie down, I fall asleep, midnight, cell phone call: baby come please turn off our lights, or the cat in the legs is lying sad to bother him