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[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №21573
 20.10.2009
Here is this:

Andrei: Listen, Sanya, tell me as a lawyer, if my parents give me an apartment after the wedding, will my wife be able to claim it in case of divorce?
If after the wedding, then yes - as a jointly lived, if before the wedding, then no.
And then ha! Lenka is stupid! She told my ancestors that she would not marry me until they gave me the apartment. and :)
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What kind of lawyers we have in our country, then complain that they don’t get a job. Who gave you diplomas?
Remember ladies and gentlemen! In marriage, all jointly acquired property shall be divided in half, excluding inheritance, gifts and things of personal use. That is, based on the above situation when giving an apartment in any case before marriage or after marriage, the spouse will not have any rights to it.

Bring to the top what people should know, it needs to know! And then you will believe every hernia and lawyers unworked.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №21572
 20.10.2009
Torts like shorts.
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Thanks to you, good man! For 10 years I could not remember it.

[ + 85 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21571
 20.10.2009
Today I called a taxi, I left the house, I approached the car and the taxi driver played opera music. Serious such, high quality. Sitting down, the driver smoothly turns off the opera, removes the disk (a good audio-sidy, not a compressed mp3) and puts the flash. Includes a quick-chanson and goes. O_O
By chance, I discovered the secret of all the taxi drivers. When no one is there, they listen to classical and opera music, read philosophical treatises and compose poems.
Something is unclean here.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №21570
 19.10.2009
I liked the professionalism of one office, a man sitting behind two monitors, grown and bearded 35-40 years old covered with books with the inscription Linux..Core..bla.bla. He is also not a young man:
The first (in a child’s voice): Do you?! to
The second: NO (rendering the disc)

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №21569
 19.10.2009
xxx: A acquaintance decided to open a flower salon "Trava".
WOW: What are you? and :)
xxx: He proposed to open a number of cafes "Plyuki", the interior studio "Plan" and the bowling center "Roads".

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21568
 19.10.2009
alex_mashin: We live in a unique era when most social media users are still alive. It will not continue forever: the day will come when the Living Journal will look like a cemetery, and it will have to be renamed the Dead.

[ + 93 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21567
 19.10.2009
to this:

I tried the focus with the lighthouse in the bathroom in the mirror. That’s what fishing is. (And I will put the floor on the first night or at five in the morning). All logical arguments are broken down into the simple human "extremely foolish!".
He stood in front of the mirror. I wait. Here are those 5 minutes (well about that, because HZ for how long there stood) in the head persistently came the footage from the movie Konstantin, when Reeves on the street guides the lighthouse and suddenly sees a crowd of all kinds of guys. The fucking Hollywood.
I whispered the light bulb. Honestly, the first moment of shock is just a swallow! Because if you scratch at the level of the chest, the light from the spark falls from the bottom up and the game of light and shadow creates a real devil in the place of the face. The second effect: because the light is the only light source, playing from side to side, your shadow (like the shadow of the curtain from the bath that hanged behind me) begins to blink behind your back, adding to your face a very fucking hellish entourage.
Generally speaking, fuck him!

thank you!! to

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №21566
 19.10.2009
The xxx:
I met a stripper yesterday.

The xxx:
She swallows, smells, smells, smokes, matures heavily, fucking with adult men, she has two tattoos, piercing in the tongue, bisexual... well, she works as a stripper, of course.

The xxx:
I think she is the girl of my dreams.

The xxx:
She is 20 years old and she is so innocent.


[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №21565
 19.10.2009
XXX: I still eat that stuff that looks at me so complainingly

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №21564
 19.10.2009
Questions on Google.

How to photograph correctly?
Tagged: sober

You will not argue.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №21563
 19.10.2009
to this:
I’ve always wondered why children’s blankets are square. Do not know?
Probably because the kids are small.
xxx and?
And the square!
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It was more convenient to use the Convertible.

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21562
 19.10.2009
Want to comment on the quote? Wait 10 seconds, it passes quickly and no one will see another shit in the abyss. thank you.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №21561
 19.10.2009
comments under the photo, with a cute girl on the strip:

I am a ballet! :)

A: you made a mistake in the word "drop"...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №21560
 19.10.2009
XXX is
Opera is dependent.
YYYY
Go to Ballet

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №21559
 19.10.2009
XXX: By the way
XXX: What do those who graduate from the Faculty of Philosophy do?
yyy: live in barrels and talk about black = white

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №21558
 19.10.2009
<Sallokpi> who has any quests?
Sallokpi: Come and buy me a beer

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №21557
 19.10.2009
xxx:Today Prep on a pair of chemistry flames))
xxx: Says: - who knows how one word is called juice from feijoa?
He cried out: Feyhua!
It is right!
This is someone’s voice: it’s shit! 😉
Prepod: And that’s still softly said!)))

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №21556
 19.10.2009
Do you have a girlfriend?? to
No is ;)))
And my boyfriend has it.)

[ + 113 - ] Comment quote №21555
 19.10.2009
What do you think my cat is pregnant or just fat?
He eats a lot. Judging by the eggs.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №21554
 19.10.2009
to this:

A single body heater is looking for work for the whole winter."

What gender are you? and ;)

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