You are an uneducated guy! Did you know that the size of the ego is inversely proportional to the size of the member?
M: By the way, my ego is 0.04. Maybe you will go for a cup of coffee?

On the topic of viruses:
For Windos, it’s easier... After all, it’s the most advanced, almost fully automated OS. She will find it herself, set up it herself, launch it herself, remove it herself...
For Linux, it’s more difficult...You’ll be looking for a couple of days. When you find it, you will look for instructions on how to install it. When you install it, you will need to deal with the algorithm of its launch. When you start it, the virus doesn’t work.

Vlad: Recently used on the street the phrase: "Hello girl. Would you like to have dinner with me before I go to bed?"
Vlad: It worked ))

Tell me, my friend, how is life? by 13:29:21
Outside the sea is not bad! In the light there is a cocoa miracle.... 13:37:40
Anastasia is a protein.
And you don’t eat it 13:38:43
Vladimir: white, egge and udv! Am I wrong? No, you are not right! by 13:40:41
Anastasia: Oh, oughty and yeah!!!? to
Where to tell! by 13:44:49
I don’t need alcohol! I am a king without him. by 13:46:31
You are not the King, you are the Holop!
Get a sauce in the forehead! I sweat the sauce 13:48:21
Vladimir: * falls in the pipis*
Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah! Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah! Get the Terminator!
Here is a liquid metal robot from the dark quarter!
Noise, fire, end of the struggle!
This is a cat 13:54:09
Anastasia: )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
I’m going to do it ?)))) 13:55:47
Vladimir: ))))) a poet schizophrenic

Survived - on the cover of the collection of children's poems "I got a phone" drawn crocodile Gene with an iPhone!

@lexx: ppt, a friend yesterday came from the Netherlands...and his car shot down this morning...when he went to the embassy...at five meters they say he flew away...but like everything okay
Sergey: Well, he’s just a Flying Dutchman))

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It is good ? ? ? ? ?

by Irina (12:01) :
Whitehouses

Today I go to the institute, roam in my bag - I can't find a pass. The guard at this time decided to remove the rubber hose in the drawing box of the table. In the end, he can’t stand and says:
To clean up or not?

You are hungry now, right?
Alex is
EVG: Who is feeding you there?
Alex: finance officers, lawyers, accountants)))
No one, I am joking.
Drinking coffee naked
Alex: dressed up and started working))))

Status in contact
Neither the resignation of Luzhkov, nor the turf fires, nor even the explosions in the subway caused such a broad public resonance as a new wall in contact.

x:...killed worms, killed Trojans, killed antivirus, put another, killed the screw, reinstalled, nothing helps! What else should I do?! to
Tag: kill yourself

111: Hello to you! Listen, do you know when canned fish are made, fish are put on a clist?
111: The Captain
111: No more scratches!

To our PTU sent a narcologist (N) for preventive conversations with students. A student who rides on wheels.
Q: Do you take drugs?
W is yes.
N: But it is harmful and bla-bla-bla...
A: I like it.
After a long and useless conversation under your nose: what to do?
Start with the glue.

Evgen: My girlfriend teleported my umbrella to work today. She sent me a picture of the umbrella by mail, I printed it and went out with a sheet on my head.

A friend writes from Switzerland (going to courses)
Naila: I was with a school friend right now. They have a 3-storey house, in which besides them and their husband only live four cats, which have a separate room with soft toys and other cat toys, a separate room for cat food, feed them with the most expensive cat food from tuna, salmon, beef and chicken. All four are insured.
Homyak: Going for surgery to turn into a cat

Rise in prices is nonsense, corruption is nonsense, environmental pollution is nonsense, raising the retirement age is nonsense...but the microblog mode is in touch, they are nonsense, they will not survive! and ;)

Specifications of NVIDIA GeForce GTX460:
X: I want to buy this card, but a friend asks to buy her an upgrade. It promises that our relationship in bed will improve. What to choose?
See also: Video Card!!!! to

XXX is metaphysical!
YYY: What is it? Is it stupid in school again?
The teachers printed a lot of paper on the printer and glued on cigarettes. Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking Smoking
by :DDD
X: What, I didn’t tell you how they jumped from the balcony?
YYY: O_O

PRINCESCA: Don't tell me, I liked the car here... the name is such a wonderful... like a Ferrari-Caline.
The Beast: Chevrolet Niva?? to
And yes! thank you very much!! to

A friend works in the market, sells sweets of all kinds, cakes there, sweets. We stand somehow with her, we tremble, here comes a 10-year-old girl, says, "Please tell me, please, out of those candy 500 grams." The girlfriend asks: "Half pound?" The girl irritated this way: "No, 500 grams!" Well laughed, we stand on. A minute later, a man approaches, asks: "Why the knives?" Friend: "What?" Man: "This is the ruble"
I love my city ?