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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №55336
 23.10.2011
Why does my phone see.jpg but does not see.JPG?
He doesn’t like when he’s on him.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №55335
 23.10.2011
X: Did you not get your shoes in the flight?
YYY: I remember once there was a heck on the flight Moscow-Paris, when the stewardess distributed to the passengers... white boots. One of the passengers asked her, was it just so, or with meaning?
The poor stewardess. You would see her confusion among the rest of the passengers.

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55334
 23.10.2011
I have menstrual periods, my stomach hurts, I cannot walk.
WOW: In the sense...
Have you eaten something wrong?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №55333
 23.10.2011
xxx: this fool has caught a cat and when that thing is burning on him "your mother is a walking cat", given that the breed of a cat can not even be determined approximately, he is most likely still right

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №55332
 23.10.2011
While running to the store for flour, the cat tried to change the user on the computer, but stuck in choosing a nick. On questions "how", and most importantly, "why", only embarrassedly smiled in his mouths. I thought, created a account for him, said a simple password. We have been together for a year and a half...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №55331
 22.10.2011
xxx (01:03:31): Hello!
yyy (01:03:44): Congratulations to you! I kiss you :)
xxx: I have a request for you
yyy (01:04:26): what kind of sunshine?
xxx (01:05:29): Could you never write me anything again?
xxx (01:12:11): did you understand me?
xxx (01:25:31): have you received my message?
xxx (02:40:31): alloh?! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №55330
 22.10.2011
Fuck, I’m the perfect woman for him. I don’t need to explain what fruit lups are and why cubes are better, I know html and don’t require anything typical babbish, I don’t wear shoes, because of which the speed of movement is significantly reduced, I read a lot and so on. Am I a hero for relationships?! to
HZ: It is normal.
Electricity sounds unpleasant.
Something is missing
Theme: Deep Minet
Q: Is it better now?
WOW: this is better.
Norma: The Norma

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55329
 22.10.2011
Even if the video shows Lady Gaga sucking out an albino donkey, there will still be a fool who will ask, "Girls, what song does he play?"

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №55328
 22.10.2011
X: Yes, he is still an optimist.
We need to drink beer with vodka sooner and go to bed sooner - tomorrow to the first pair.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №55327
 22.10.2011
Imagine a zombie apocalypse. And you wake up in the morning with a terrible hammer and go for a mineral... Zombies will not touch you - be afraid of people!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №55326
 22.10.2011
YYY: I have a boyfriend!
xxx:"I will not eat ice cream, I have peelings in the freezer"?=DD
yyy:"I will not eat a shurma from the tent, I have a delicious dinner at home".

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №55325
 22.10.2011
Samoylenko Anton (23:06) :
In the Netherlands, it is forbidden to have sex unless you feed the dog.

Dennis Sergeev (23:06) :
You will die virgin.

[ + 57 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55324
 22.10.2011
About the "unnecessary" women’s bags. I will list my content:
The mobile
Players with headphones.
Blocks and two pens.
The daily
The wallet
Passport and Certificate
Home and work keys.
Charge from mobile
A difficult umbrella.
-a small cosmetic with balsam for the lips, hand cream, mirror, mini-roast, shovel, there are also a couple of blades, mini-blades, nail bar, several buttons and threads with a needle (in case of an emergency)
Normal and wet wipes.
Backup paddle again in the case of the HP (sorry)
-the second cosmetic, in which I store the medicines I need for pressure and heart, valerian, no-shpu, patch, cougars from cough, a pencil with hydrogen peroxide.
The book
In the summer, a bottle of water is usually added to all this, on a working day - a bowl or a container with lunch.
All these things I need. Most are used constantly, the same ones that are used less often (such as scissors or scissors) still very profitable in unexpected situations not only me, but others.
And now, if you, men, have read it to the end, where do I keep it all? In the pocket?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №55323
 22.10.2011
My sister threw my gloves and hit me in the face.
Before that, it would mean you’re calling me for a duel.
- I imagine how the knights were comfortable, with iron gloves) thrown - and no duel needed X)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №55322
 22.10.2011
xxx: I have a question to you.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: :O + :R =? )
YYY is 69?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №55321
 22.10.2011
Every time I hear the ad "eat, drink, chew orbit," my brain automatically translates that phrase as "steal, kill, fuck the goat."

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №55320
 22.10.2011
O.TYesterday my dad went for a run.
Mom comes and grit "where is Dad"?
O.T: I gru "I went to run"
O.TShe made such a face :O
K.MAnd what is it? :) What is it?
O.TIt turns out, Batty once or twice a month takes his soul, he arranges runs, and then in the nearest wheels he believes that he has health and is swallowed 2 times more powerful, and then rolls for 2 days with a wire-like pulse and blames the ecology for everything.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №55319
 22.10.2011
The most common mutation in Russia is the hands growing from JOPA.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №55318
 22.10.2011

[17:58:55 MSK] Julia Zhytina: Andrey, the headman of Dr. Andrey tomorrow, will you give a gift?

[17:59:05 MSK] Andrew N Golovkov: will, lol

[ + 60 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55317
 22.10.2011
A friend of tourists returned from Georgia, where they climbed the mountains. He tells.
Standing in the camp, during the evening, they sent a race for food to a nearby village. He went, bought food, wandering back in the dark.
A jeep stops with Georgian police officers, saying, “Hello, who is who, where are you going?” He tells them: a tourist, food to the camp. They say, “Sit down, we will bring you.
The camp wakes up in the morning, there was no race and no. They start to worry, and there comes a police officer. You say tourists? Was Vasily Pupkin sent to the village for food? They are yes. The police officer says, “Well, take it, he’s sleeping in the back seat of our car. I fell asleep, and it was unfortunate to wake up, and it was uncomfortable to bother you in the middle of the night, so we decided - stand here, wait until morning.

Do you say the cravates chew? Russia is ahead!

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