FzeulF: showed local programmers the site shit, 2 minutes of silence, and then outcry of indignation: -and here is what's wrong with them? Why is it bad? I always do that! and etc. Something I fear about our products =))

About the storage of transformator oil a funny case recalled from the army old age =)
I was a BTR.
I had a glass of butter in my box so that I couldn’t eat dry bread. Very little without the refrigerator was the consistency of the soap.
And here somehow on another shmon rotty found this unfortunate house. Soon to me with the question - what shit? Lithol-24 - without shaking, I answered.Rotny is removed from the mouth of something about the oxygen, which will soon be in the Lenin room to override the engines.

I live in communion. My neighbor is studying in the first course of engineering, it is clear that with money is difficult. He has a girlfriend. She is a dancer and has a dance salon. Dimon (neighbor) is a kind of administrator in this salon, mostly it is expressed in the fact that he meets her from the subway, of course, but not the point. So he argued with her and between me and them there was the following dialogue on this subject:
So, how will you tolerate it?
Tomorrow I’ll have to go to the coffee shop and buy a rose.
I - well, on the flowers you scratch, and in the cafeteria she, as always, will pay for you?
No, of course I
Do you want to eat towels?
I have to pay her salary before the weekend.
I mean, with the money she will give you, will you pay for dinner?
Yes, and for the flowers.
Yes, yes and yes, officinally.
Well, I say, we have to reconcile.

Oh, I tried to read the post in the morning on the forum how to distinguish good mayonnaise from bad with the help of iodine
See also: PF! I know this way.
Chapter 1: Calling Yoda
The Master Never Mistakes

Sergey: The little-known Korean actor Kan Don Won, well, or as the Russians would say Von Kan Don, probably would not have understood why in Russia his name causes a smile))
Maxxx: Just like you in the English-speaking world

Modern Robin Hood: order a free "pedigry" by promotion and give it to the pet shelter.

Conversation on YouTube

The xxx:

-Chorom of crows - good aliteration 

YYYY :

I think it’s a good thing, probably

and ZZZ:

Please explain the meaning of your words

From the burning:
XHH: A great movie, by the way. The Cossacks always knew how to film, unlike the hollow hammer and other shit.
ууу: "Kazakhs always knew how to film" - this is a Uzbek film

The answers)

Q: What color do you have?
See also: Sisi with me
ZZZ: Boundary
Kuzleren is a Tatar eye! The perverted

Ky3: we sit with a friend, we go to the green (table, bedrooms, mangal, etc.). A friend’s father cries out to him from another room: “Kesha, who of the boys is going with you?” My friend: (well, it is not convenient by the clicks of friends with parents) Evampy, Edik, Vlad and Radik (Radislav).
Father’s Voice: Yes, it was a terrible 90s, we called it as we could.

On the smartphone, when the SMS comes, you can see a piece of text in the box at the top, next to the Internet icon. Now comes the message - "Dear member of the MTS Bonus! You have so many points. Learn how to accumulate pain"

They know something ><

I went to Dracula yesterday.
– Oh! And how?
and Mura.
Is it a mole, or can you look at it once?
It feels like Mikhailkov was filming. It is Mura.
- O_O

Yes, I am a pig to her, but my attitude to her is just a reflection of her attitude to me.


Why do we need this parody on the family?

The Desperate :
The guys!
I understand, of course, that you have trouble deciphering the hints, but fucking, if the girl says she’s frozen, that means she wants you to embrace her rather than philosophize about the coming cold winter!! to

Desperate girl who didn’t wait for her arms.

We are not telepaths. We are not telepaths. The girl can hint on the hugs, or she can hint on going somewhere. In the second case, a ton of misunderstanding will come to the guy for the imposed arms. Do you want hugs? You say you’re frozen and carefully cling to the guy. Or speak straight. Get used to immediately when communicating with men to make a discount on their misunderstanding. Because with the further development of relationships, even with the most understanding guy, a situation will begin that, having used to communicating so, the girl begins to be offended that her more and more meaningless phrases remain incomprehensible. And we are afraid to be obsessive with those girls we really like. And yet we are tired and we may not understand "the simplest". Be tolerant to us. We love you, but we don’t always understand you.

After the match LH BATE - Shahter (0:7 if that) Shahter's coach said: "In the retaliation match, the BATE will be a different team"
Top comment: "Now clear pen, this composition of the father shoots"

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What’s so hard about showing the way? I live in a big city and I don’t find it hard to say anything. And you with this life position I advise you to remember: in case of a fire in your home, no one is obliged to be able to extinguish the fire, cope with it yourself, there is water in the pipes. If you become upset on the street - also no one is obliged to know how to treat you and help you, you are able to buy a pharmacy in advance, well, etc.

A®tu®4ik {Sandero}: guys remind you of the saying there is some kind of "keep the fuck in the shit and a whale in the wind", there is something else, but this kind of thing.
Keep your feet warm and your head cold.
SerЁga {bmw_m3}: But your option is even better *rofl*

XXX: Please bring me to court.
Zzzz: God will give!

You watch the recordings from the video recorders, and sometimes people in the salon play such music that you want to hit them.

I am going through a pedestrian crossing today. In front of me, a crazy man is crawling. Here, the foot is turned! So much hurt! Well, don’t sit right on the "zebra"! I go further, pulling my foot. I raise my eyes...
I should have seen the expression of the face of the dumb man who was going to meet me!