Recently, I read on various websites that girls write about the lack of sex and shrink.
This is what titanic efforts need to be made in order to represent a monk in reality, while dreaming in your thoughts to be severely repelled.

The census should be mandatory. Citizens must be held accountable for the lies. For example, call yourself an elephant, do not claim retirement, because elephants are forever young.

Cigarettes "Captain": Smoking causes smoke.

We had at the institute the prede, the name of the Miracles. I wondered at every session. At a pre-examination meeting in a large audience, where several groups were sitting, he said:
- "Whoever will be the first on the table, I will bet 5 on the machine".
Whatever it was, I never saw such a stone, thrown everywhere, even from the back of the backs, the backs also got, but everyone who got on the table, all 5 machines!!! to

Jester: The girl gave me a beer
Jester: So cute
She laughed at my jokes.
Grayman: A
Also fucking fucking.

Russia is burning:

Take an interview with the experienced dog trainer (by laek tells):
They are so clever. They would run out of the woods, run into the house and shout, “Wife, run, the hunter is bad!”

I can’t drink tea with my husband.)

Which weapons can shoot down a satellite?
A spark from another satellite.

Mazya: Normal guys in honor of their girls call stars, planets, yachts...
Mazya: And my name in my honor was a new porn site ((

Tagged: pleasurable
Tagged: thanks
Q: What are you eating?
Tagged: shirt
Well in the sense of salad))
I thought you were mol))

The new mayor...
Moxnat: This was not the case with Lužkov!

XXX: Well, I’m sleeping
YYY: Let’s go without homosiatine today
As the real men)
Tagged: happy brother
XXX: Give me good luck
Tagged: puppies
Yyy: Fuck, did not stand, forgive me
I love you baby ?
The same shit, the same shit

Sometimes I feel like I don’t know you at all. Do you have many secrets from me?
222: about two hundred gigabytes :-D

Gl[O_o]my: eating in the offline. How Conservative :D

News on the Rambler:

The winner of the popular contest "Eurovision" from Russia Dima Bilan was in an accident. He was driving his BMW 7 Series on the Third Transport Ring when a VAZ-2106 crashed into the rear of his car.

The grandfather on the green six doesn’t sleep!!!! to

Lyrica (20.10.2010 16:51) :
In short, here two people asked about you, don’t get offended, but I gave them your phone number and address. If anything, they are called Happiness and Joy, so that they are always with you :). Please send this to 10 people and me :) You’ll see what happens in nine minutes. Don’t believe it, find it.

Bars (20.10.2010 17:22) :
In short, here two people asked about you, don’t get offended, but I gave them your phone number and address. If anything, their names are Gogi and Ashot, I also gave them vaseline :). Please send it to 10 people or they will come to you. You’ll see, they’re serious and they’ll be in 9 minutes. Don’t believe it, find it.

It turns out, there is whisky for almost three lamas of rubles.
It can be taken in a mortgage.

What is natural in selection, when the survivor is not the smartest, not the best, not even the strongest, but the one who has best adapted?

A few years before the Revolution, my cousin
He traveled with his young wife on the Paris-Petersburg express last month.
At the Russian-German border to their main wagon the German customs arrived at the last and in a good mood - with this wagon problems usually did not arise.
The two gendarmes did not even think of checking the luggage, they only checked the passports. The clever guardian who headed them did not get away with this - he polently asked to present documents and entered into a kind conversation with individual passengers - whether with the passengers who liked him, or with the most suspicious.
Among those selected were my grandfather and my wife.

The lieutenant first laughed at a nice pregnant Russian lady in his Russian language, and then he himself began to whisper over the German of both spouses with the immediate sense of humor characteristic of this nation. In those distant times, people laughed easily – to make them laugh to the colic in the stomach, it was enough to show Charlie Chaplin. Responding to the intrigue, the lieutenant finally noticed that the Russian lady was a little offended, and galantly switched to the international French. In this neutral territory they talked. After the inspection, there was some time left before the train departed, and both officers — my grandfather and a customs officer — went out to smoke on the platoon, continuing the conversation. The conversation went on a family topic - it turned out that the lieutenant married a year earlier than his great-grandfather, but still worked hard on what his Russian colleague has already done.
The grandfather had time to give him two useful practical advice – which he did not specify. Both gendarmes, of course, were released away at the beginning of the overture. But soon one of them returned in a jump, carrying a depa.
After reading it, the German guardian made an impenetrable face, stolenly looked at both of the guns in possession - his own and my grandfather, and very thoughtfully - at the whole train as a whole.

Instantly through the situation, the great-grandfather looked at both guns already demonstratively, with a separate look attended to the rifle behind the shoulders of the escaped gendarme, after which he asked significantly in heavy German: "Customs inspection was completed BEFORE receiving a deposition, didn't it?"

“You are so,” the German officer replied in French.
“Our clinics are better, and your wife would be quieter.
But to convince you to stay, I am not going to arrange a shooting here. I wish health to your wife and your future child. Thank you for the advice, but I’m not going to need it anymore.” With these words, he sneezed to the machinery, cut off his grandfather and went away thoughtful, throwing for goodbye: "And I will not show you the depeas - anyway, you have a dumb German..."

This brief conversation is due to the lives of three dozen descendants of my grandfather. And the fate of all the people in this train turned differently. At that time, Germany declared war on Russia and the First World War began. The German lieutenant simply postponed the world war for three minutes on the territory entrusted to him.

To become better in the eyes of another person, praising yourself is useless.
I should praise him.

Status of a girlfriend in classrooms:
I believe that retaliation will come... And the men will run on the sticks behind the pads...