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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №71958
 23.10.2012
I am in a chair, on my knees I have a cat, on my cat a keyboard, on the keyboard my grabbels... an installation that conveys the shaky balance of our being, the...

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71957
 23.10.2012
Site of Culinary

After eating broccoli cabbage inside you can go to watch your favorite series, not paying any attention to the terrible whistle of dying cancer cells.

[ + 36 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71956
 23.10.2012
Do you think women have their brains?
My miracle goes into the bathroom, I scream:
I bought a new shampoo, try it.
He immediately raised his head:
Why did I buy?
So why why? I saw a new brand, looked at the manufacturer, smelled, smelled more pleasant than the old one. If you like, I will continue to take.
Why a new shampoo? What do I have, scratch?
You don’t have any peels, just a new shampoo. Do not try, do not start?
No, you think I have scabies. Or am I scratching?! to
In panic, he starts looking in the mirror to see the back of his neck. It starts with a detailed explanation of what I actually meant by buying this damned shampoo, up to "you don’t like my smell" Evening cat under the tail...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №71955
 23.10.2012
I have a Galaxy S2. On my birthday, I gave you an extra battery. It was the best gift of all possible 😉 and hyperriper

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71954
 23.10.2012
She: You know, we will never call a child Masha... even if there is a son... The son of Masha is a shit...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №71953
 22.10.2012
One and the same "psychological"-social-horoscopic-fig-know-which site. Two sections with articles about "M" and "J".
Section "J" Articles about how women vulgarly dress, paint, abuse perfume, smoke, drink, mate, are illogical, stuck in relationships, press men with responsibility, betray, and all, like one, are looking for a prince. Women's comments: "No, we are not like that!", "Author - a chauvinist-gentleman" (even if the author is a woman), "Interesting, what kind of cocktails does the author walk if he has such a female circle of communication?" Male comments: "Yes, you are like that, all right!"
Section "M" Articles about how men dress uncleanly, do not follow hygiene, behave vulgarly, walk in the public places of their companions, smoke-drink-drink, emotionally empty, stuck in sex, avoid any responsibility in every way, betray, and all, like one, look for a sexual housewife. Men's comments: "No, we are not like that!", "Author - a feminist-husband-hater" (even if the author is a man), "Interesting, what kind of cocktails does the author walk if she has such a male circle of communication?" Women's comments: "Yes, you are like that, all right!"
Hm...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №71952
 22.10.2012
You are good, why kill good people?

to sacrifice to evil gods.

She: Well, we will find the victim who is not sorry.

He is: No! offer me as a sacrifice on the altar of your body.)

She: I have never heard of a more beautiful perversion.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №71951
 22.10.2012
I am
So what happened? Do you want cherry?
She
No, I want beer, pizzas, football and fuck
I am
The football?
She
Hockey will come too.
She
Or at the extreme figure).

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71950
 22.10.2012
by rm@nti:
There was a rainbow in the box today. Shortly bought chocolate, little money was not paid for five hundred. A saleswoman talks to a colleague who sits at the box next door and rubs about someone: “He told me I’m stupid! Do you know?"
Give me a check, give me a check. Give it to me, give it to me. I look at her and say, “You know, and he’s right.”
The fantasy: ROFL

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №71949
 22.10.2012
Feetch: Smells of Paralogism and Sophism.
You just have to wash and go out to fresh air.

[ + 21 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71948
 22.10.2012
In the United States, a girl was shot, taking her for a squint:
A man in the U.S. state of Pennsylvania mistakenly shot a girl, because of the masquerade costume, taking her for a squash.
The accident occurred on Saturday around 8:30 p.m. local time near one of the private houses in New Seville, western Pennsylvania, where children held a Halloween party.

A nine-year-old girl, whose name is not disclosed, was on the street near the house. She was dressed in a black suit and a black hat with a white brush. It was because of the masquerade suit that one of the inhabitants of the town from a distance took the child for a squash.

A man shot the girl from a hunting rifle and wounded her in the shoulder.

Police Sheriff Ronald Leindeker says the child’s life is out of danger. The girl was hospitalized in a children's hospital in Pittsburgh, where she was assisted in time. She was conscious all the time.

Police said the man was completely sober. He is also a relative of the victim.

It is just shit!! and 😉

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №71947
 22.10.2012
xxx: Read this article, it is true there are mother words, but you, when you’re going to encounter them – murmur.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №71946
 22.10.2012
On the Tracker:

xxx: Mia Kirchner Stephen Moyer Eric Knudsen Demor Barnes J. LaRose Alexander McDonald Chantell Chung Peter Dacuna Max Topplin David Killy.

YYY: Why list the entire genealogy? It could just be Mia Kili.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71945
 22.10.2012
I heard on the radio:
I cooked my cake before my birthday to work. The next day, the eighth person was severely poisoned. Now I go and think, what would I do such an unusual thing to smooth out the guilt?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №71944
 22.10.2012
Levi’s Water Filter.
Put the filter under the wash.
As long as you wait for the cupboard to be full, you hang yourself.
I saw some filters with a storage tank. Do they help improve the situation?
Wint: It was you who did not chase the woman...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №71943
 22.10.2012
I burned the rice (
Well, it burned down a little.
Eat what’s on top and run.)
The advice of an experienced hostess)))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №71942
 22.10.2012
Asa: Hi, I need help, but don’t rage over me too much tomorrow.
L: the ocean
L: So what is it?
Asa: In short, I was shot in the knee in Skyrim, I just didn't do anything, I've been running with him for the third day...How to clean it?
See also :DDDDD
Asa: or I can't stand it anymore, and those guards who begin to tell the story about the knee immediately give it to the drum (((

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71941
 22.10.2012
Nikita Jigurda has announced the engines in the new Need for Speed.
YYY: New Moscow Vanteed
Tagged: bridge

[ + 23 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71940
 22.10.2012
About the Department of Theology:
I dare remind you that Newton, among other things, was a very good theologian, known for his theological works and even distinguished by his own interpretation of the Apocalypse. This did not prevent him from becoming a great scientist.
That’s to the fact that if you have brains, the department of theology won’t bother you. And if they don’t, then you will be obediently resentful of every topic that you are subjected to. And it doesn’t matter what it will be about – about the post of Russia or about the department of theology.

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71939
 22.10.2012
What are they called culturally? "Member of the State Assessment Commission?"
YYY: UGU
XXX: I’m somehow uncomfortable to talk to members...I’m a single girl.
YYY: Dear members ;)

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