I heard a conversation between two blondes.
One other says: put money on the phone, 150 rubles removed the commission of 7 rubles, and with 50 take 5 rubles, the next time I will put three times 50.
......

I watch the video. In short, some Ukrainian porn star went on a rally in defense of children. Believers from the nearby church, seeing her, began to actively baptize. I wonder how the believers recognized a porn star in the crowd?

c) bestoloch

Dialogue between wife and daughter:
You are punished! We have stunned you when you behave like this!
I’m curious, but how do you punish me?! to

The Uncle Dim! Thanks to you! Now I know that I will respond to fellow members - "I will not let you write down because of the loss of confidence"

and aska.
Friends, how is it?
I: brain shock, burn on the forehead and a clot on the back of the neck.
Aahahahahahahahahaha! It is talent! What shook?
I: came, put the car on the parking lot, decided to look at her under the belly, pushed her head.. not visible.. pushed further.. touched the back of the asphalt - pulled off the head - fucked my forehead on the heated glue, pulled my head off - fucked my back on the asphalt.. the outcome has already been described.

This is a strict lesson, dear. I sit and read from my mobile phone, passing by, I postpone the mob. He looks at the P-Pop screen.
Q: The last time you read?
I am :o_0
Q: The last added read?
I: Yeah (and I am)
P: Come after the tape, let me read it :)
I think the exam will not be difficult.

Chief: Guy, when a girl came to you in the club and said that she would suck the mine, it should at least have warned you...

• Moving away from parents

Ohhhh, things are so little.
Meaning - Meaning
1 bag, 1 bag, 1 box of shoe floor, chair, computer
HHH - all
WOW (All that I have had)
Fuck the fuck.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WOW is the starting item to start pumping your hero.
xxx - * rofl *

The summary...
...
Desired Position: No matter what
Wished salary: A lot more.
Professional skills: Fuck like a bull.
...
Per he can take it by a carrier - they are all like that, but this one does not hide it.

Office building, the start of the heating season. A man enters the room:
"Maybe I’m standing still?"

by JeKa:
During the Cold War, there were many cases when the world was on the brink of a nuclear war due to false evidence of missile detection systems. In 1979, an alarm was raised in the United States because of the fact that one of the computers was mistakenly loaded a training program of a massive nuclear strike. However, the satellites did not detect missile launches, and the alarm was canceled. And in 1983, the Soviet satellite detection system failed, transmitting a signal about the launch of several American missiles. Colonel Stanislav Petrov, sitting on the pulte, assumed the responsibility of not passing information to the country's top leadership, deciding that it was unlikely that the United States would strike the first strike with such a small force.
On January 19, 2006, Stanislav Petrov was awarded the special prize of the international public organization “Association of Citizens of the World” at the UN headquarters in New York City. It represents a crystal statue “The Hand holding the globe” with the inscription “The Man Who Prevented Nuclear War.”

by maxho:
I imagined, guests come to you.
"the fun statuette, what did it get for?"
"That is how the nuclear war was prevented"

xxx:Hello, please tell me, is it a lot different from 1G to 2G?
YYY: twice

Previously, the end of the world was seen as a disaster, now as a hope.)

I am sick, I am sitting at work.
He created such a fucking thing.
I found aspirin in my backpack. I drink coffee myself.
I don’t throw aspirin in coffee. I decided to hide this coin healthy, to bite and drink coffee.
and bite. only in the mouth of the coffee poured and this baddock all like a burst in the mouth... and there is little space in the mouth of her) and all this went out)) while swallowing all this.. thought a shit)
The office worker is fucking ?
Our company makes unusual decisions!!! to

A friend drives the car. Goes to overtake, obviously does not have time and ends the overtake already travelling to a piece of the island of security, a little further away are the GAYs, who stop him.
Q: "Well, did you see where I started bypassing?"
G: "A was finished?"
Q: "Have you finished? Graduated from Cuban State University"
G: "You are on #Ui from here"

If I were a policeman, I would do everything in the name of the law.
A bottle of dark goat to me, in the name of the law!

I saw your Red Square in the grave! by V.I. Lenin

I made a proposal to a girl - we have been together for 4 years, it's time. She agreed, but on the condition that the wedding after repair in the apartment. A day ago, the men at work told me that the repair could not be completed, you can only suspend...

Zoibana: It is good that it rains today.
XXX: What is good?
Zoibana: Otherwise, the pigeon would cringe not on the umbrella, but on the head.

Comments on the sports website:
And the stick shoots once a year.
YYY: And in Indian movies, the stick even sings!
Zzz: - Well, in German films the sticks are not like that.