A friend (d) invited the girl to date, asking about her reaction to his offer:

I: How did you react? and immediately?
D: Their
I: and how
d: I laughed because the moment I offered a sharp smell of goose, the wind smelled.
Two minutes of silence
D: Stop the rushing.
d: aaah, I also roared a long time) then I told her) but this moment will remain in your head for the rest of your life)

XHH: My friend told me

The men come to the river, one on the shore falls on his knees and begins to recite:
Mother, give us bigger fish to catch bigger.
My son-in-law, my friend Vasily Petrovich, me and.... " (something like that).
They did not catch the shit, they leave, the man in the car goes in, turns on the river and screams: "Let you dry up, fucking mud".))))

If you are dating a politician girl, then on the question "What is happiness for you?" do not be surprised by the answer.
Strong family, good work, overthrowing democracy. As with everyone.

Let’s call your son Edik for a joke?
No is no. Why ruin your life so much? Imagine if your dad had a friend and you’d be called Edik?
Well, I would grow up strong and strong and fuck him.
and c)

I will not marry you.
Why is?
You do not call.

I want to upset all those who write about the department of theology at the MIFI. It is not educational, but educational. At some first grade, some near-church uncle, not Hilarion, will read a course on the history of religion. This is maximum.
P.S But you are right, our rector is a rare idiot.

We play the "hat", the essence of the game is to explain the word with the help of associations. Explain the word Chuchun:

XX: Connect the chucello and the tundra!
Would you have tuned?

I sit at home and suddenly I want to walk.
X is all! Go, I change clothes and go out (he approaches the closet and begins to change clothes)
Sunshine, can we stay at home? (I roll on the couch, climb into the ceiling)
See what the weather is on the street! And you say "home" (removing the shorts stuck by the pants)
Fuck the cowards.
Q: Do we still stay at home?

I was really scared for the security of our country when I learned that the American husband of a friend, who served in the vicinity, managed to set fire to Niva.

I live with my husband, written by my grandfather. By mail come catalogues from the cosmetic French firm "... Roche", which grandfather says:"Shameless, married for the second year, and everything with a Frenchman is transcribed".

xxx: In the workout machine he did a warm-up on a bike workout, advanced such, with a monitor. I look at it - there is a spidometer. He dropped, ran to 25 km / h, and stopped the pedals, by the inertia of food. And here it begins to come to me...

From the article "what the apartment of the girl will tell":
At the bed is a portrait of her dog in a golden frame with patterns. If a dog is dead, this is a normal memorial photo. But here if the dog is alive and healthy, know: in this house and without you, there is already somebody to chew during meals, roast wool everywhere and sit on the couch with the mistress.

Didn’t lions drive out lions after sex so that they didn’t eat their children?
Alina: immediately after sex children usually do not appear ;)))

In the home appliance store, the consultant:
This washing machine also has the "hair" function. That is, if you have animals, then you can turn on the delicate washing mode.

20 October 2012 Suleya Station (Chelyabinsk Oblast) I accompany two elderly aunts (over 60 years old) on the train Chelyabinsk-Moscow. On the other side there is an endless carrier. Five minutes before departure, everyone was informed that the train was arriving on the fourth route. After a wonderful quest with dragging the aunts and their bags under the wagon, the morning decided to go to the site of the RZD. The first remarkable message pleased: "During its activities, OJSC "RZD" has allocated 36 billion rubles for the implementation of the Traffic Safety Improvement Program."

Lenin in the mausoleum is actually alive.
He was just prescribed tavigil three times a day. Just like me...

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What is busy?
Listen, please suggest any good phone phone up to 15,000 rubles))
Sausage on iPhone
Oh Oh Oh, Copy

We sit on dr, all already subdued, here is the conversation about the catch:
I have been walking for 2 months, I want to buy more proteins so that the mass grows faster
I also wanted to start swallowing, but it was easier to eat.

Dear Admin Father. You can’t change the design of your website by masking it as word2007. I think I’m burning at work.

The beginning of the story is that the guy inserted a pneumatic suspension in the GAZ-21 Volga:

One of the comments:
Leaving a native suspension is a murder, and cooking a forged barrel is okay, right?
- In the place of welding, the voltage is minimal - this is the time, Secondly, the forged bar is made of steel 40. Steel 40 refers to limited welded steels so before welding heated the whole part to a temperature of 200 degrees and then only boiled. They were boiled with an unmolten electrode in the middle of argon. Aristod imported wire for steels with a fluidity limit of up to 700mPa. The seams were cut straight to the root. Each sew was prepared in 7 receptions. with subsequent cleaning and polishing to remove surface voltage concentrators.
Okay, I have convinced you.