AnYKEy: Sisadmines on the road do not roll
At least sober.

Cinderella (00:00:09 21/10/2010)
My hands are always mine.
Wicked (00:00:46 21/10/2010)
I wipe it every time I wear it.
Cinderella (00:00:52 21/10/2010)
with chlorine
Aza (00:11:11 21/10/2010)
I found a chestnut on the asphalt and ate it.

Those who get up early are the ones who wait the longest time with the key to the office.

Conversation of mother with son
What is the blue on your neck?
A: Yes, I was hit.
M: Has Vanessa been hit?

Talk about a two-hour women’s bag:

No FIG, she’ll fit me, she’s unisex.
You will become a unisex. She will remain female.

I would go for coffee, he said.
Not too early for coffee, only one date.
I don’t call you home to watch the movie.

The Space Monkey:
Waiting for guests.
and bite hats)

by 1000:
I know how to cook, but I don't know how to cook XD

The Space Monkey:
"I don’t know how to cook" – too negative
"I prefer the experimental kitchen" – much more inspires confidence)

by 1000:
In my case, it is more "practical punitive cooking"

The Space Monkey:
You hear...
Maybe not a visit, right?

From the discussion site of fake shoes Nike:
They still have an express delivery! Maybe they put a Chinese in a box and he sews them on the way.

Benja
There is a movie about the mountains. In short, the signs of mountain disease: headache, swollen face and dry mouth =)))) I have mountain disease in the morning! = = )

Today, lawyers hanged on the door of their office a booklet "Non-accounting". Damn, so and pulls to sign from below: yes and lawyers they too x@evy"

The reader came today:
I am a vampire.
She: “Deep Breath” 244

A few days ago I went to the cosmetologist for a cleaning: they cleaned me, then the mask was applied with the smell of algae, they left me for 20 minutes, the music relaxed and I lay down.... like in the swamp: dark, on the face some shit with the smell of rot and birds sing over the ear.

I went to visit my mom, I watched her screaming something in photoshop. Then he opens the old ACDC 3.0, and cuts the edges carefully in it. I wonder why not cut in photoshop, why does it make sense to cut two slides at the same time. She answers that in Photoshop, she likes to make collages, and ACDC does circumcision best. The Jews drink tea.

Long-haul drivers deliver cargo a day earlier.

In the first place to work in Moscow you need to take the Moscovites, - said the candidate for the measures of the city of Moscow, a native of the Tyumen region, Sobyanin Sergey Semenovich. Interestingly, if he is approved by the mayor, his first action will be the resignation of the position in favor of an indigenous Moscovich?

From a Women's Magazine
Another response to the question of what you like about loneliness:
"There are no strings! Freedom of Pope!"

What is a rotor?
It is the rotating part in electric machines and turbines, in opposite. The Stator.
She: Where to get it?
He: Where are they and where are they?? to
She: They said that inets on two compass to carry a rotor needed

xxx: found a cat one interesting bug: when he itches his back leg, and you help him, he continues to itch your hand :)
yyy: unfortunately there are no cat originals)) I would have added a noise regulator in addition to the fix :)

Is Wikipedia Google’s wife?
Tagged with: riddles

Chat one online RPG:
GolDF1ngeR: WHAT, FUCK, MY MONEY WAS STEALED FOR SUCKS!!!!? to
Big_Boss: guy, get angry, this sometimes happens)))
GolDF1ngeR: I am not fucking!!! I got 50 gold!! to
Gremlinnnn: Listen, stop the capsicum.
GolDF1ngeR: I do not fall, I hold the shift!
Big_Boss: Fuck, give him money, he’s a terrible man.