I go to work in the morning. His hand or his foot?) is speaking
I wore the wrong foot!
I said, I was still in the army.
I go to work and feel discomfort, like socks ticking.
Do I think I am so inspired?

At work until lunch the park was, I wept that the rabbit,
In the afternoon I came to drink coffee. I remembered the socks.
And I am not inspired, I am not pressing, I am not pressing.

Here in the office enters the boss with papers for signature, looks strangely at my legs:

Are you comfortable wearing such shoes?

and blue.

In the morning, the girl will be me that I would take her to work because it’s cold to stand at the stop.
Me and the girl.
I: Blyin, you can’t wake up in that shit, and I want to wake up from oral sex.

D: Oh, I will sit on your head now.

I woke up from hysteria.

You know, I was very bored last night.
Well, everybody has a
No, I was so bored yesterday that I shaved Yates.
See also :DD
xxx with a knife.

Where have you been all Saturday?
You won’t believe what happened. Your Pepper
In the ear entered a cockroach (and I thought they were dead), was frightened, the alcohol accumulated.
To get rid of it, I had to go to the hospital!
The poor insect tried to get home and you drank him.
You are fucking! ]:->

There will also be a party in my street.
YYY AHA The Gay Parade.

xxx: Heating off, I sit in wool socks, rubbing in the space marine.
XHH: General in the Oret game - "Here the Orcs captured our battery!"
The woman behind - "...and got hot".

I love Sberbank. I go to Sberbank to take the money. I have to list the work payment for 100,000. As always a lot of people. I go to the window and give a book. The cashier checks affirmatively kicks his head and writes me on a paper the balance of 101,000 and says write on a paper how much you want to withdraw I write: 100,000 and I ask I can immediately such an amount. She thinks and cries through the whole box Nin you will have 100 thousand)) The banking secret is shit.

In order to apply for a mortgage, you only need two documents.
I suspect that these documents are permission to murder and evidence of the capture of the world.

Are virgins and virgins complex personalities?
YYY : No. Those who had no sex.

A sample of thin and sophisticated trolling: the boy-metrosexual, all so stylish and lean, from the company gave a huge toolbox for his birthday. When he took it out of the hands of the general, he even bleed a little (:

News on mail:
"Pay for parking will have to SMS messages", comment
Do you want to cross the double straight right now? Send the word "I had all" to number 2628

A gentleman is a man who calls a cat a cat, even if he has stumbled upon it.
WOW: Yes, he says "The cat is fucking!"

I watched Zadarov on Twitter:
The budget flies, the slogans fly.
© by

All of it, I escaped.
So I knew it!!! to

xxx:News - Libyan rebels accuse the UN of not giving them money for war
Nearly not burning.

by VKontakte:
xxx: Who else belongs to the generation whose fields in the notebook were drawn by hand? and :)
yyy: I have drawn))
YYYYYYYYY: I am sorry

The Prehistory:
A month ago we arranged with our best friend for the same job, for the same position, and here we were left for evening duty in the office (the organization works until 23:00), the office is empty, there are no calls, there is nothing to do at all, and we have a dispute with the Correspondent who is stronger Reptile or Scorpio.
A week after the duty we were called to the meeting of the executive staff, extremely surprised by the events, I hear the hellish rust of all possible directors and their mouths, their tears even flow, I myself almost cried out of shame when I saw on the screen, a film taken on the camera of video recording, as we and a friend mount hands and feet imitating the idols of childhood... just saw how the harpoon in the throat started. I don’t know where to go from shame. :)

xxx: Next "Virus under Mac OS X", which you need to download, enter a password, disable the firewall [link to news]
YYY: It is quite standard. Should I compile it?

I received three SMS messages from an unknown number.

1) Dare to me, Dare to me

2) I am a fool.

Sorry, but this was not meant for you.

Ree: By the way, do you know what Stalingrad is named for?
In honor of Stalin, right?
Ree: Almost
Mmm... more in detail?
Ree: Just one day a large town of a strange shape fell on the city - in the form of a head with a moustache and a tube. Concerned residents decided that it was a sign and named in honor of this city: Stalin-Grad
Ree: I can tell more about the history of the name of a city
The New Uranium)
Previously, only Jews lived in the city. Accordingly, the city council was formed. And then in 1907 they watched a Liverpool match, which was played by Harold Uren. They were so impressed by his game that they decided to name the city in his honor. Since he was a non-Jew, he was called Uren-Goy.
Why added a new one?Uruguaia is another city.
Ree: Who will find out about these Jews? They did not agree in the interpretation of the Torah and left to found a new city. The name left