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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71918
 22.10.2012
She said she didn’t find the dark angel costume, so she would dress in a normal, white dress for Halloween.
YYY: And how do you imagine it?
YYY: Will run with shock to punish all peacefully stifling witches and demons "with lightning of heaven"
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: And in the morning, the whole of their shabash will be burned with a couple of canister of gasoline.
Oh, she is a good light angel, not an unclean person.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №71917
 22.10.2012
How can beauty save the world if it constantly demands sacrifices?
There is no man, no problem.(They are :

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №71916
 22.10.2012
It’s hard to apologize, isn’t it?
YYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: So I went off.)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №71915
 22.10.2012
<Boris>
A man with a bunch of bags, a jacket and pants in his hands folds his back and enters the sample cabin.
A woman cries out and a man’s voice says:
and oh! I would blow! You are fucking! That is... I wanted to say "sorry, I didn’t know what was busy here".

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №71914
 22.10.2012
XXX is
Does he have anything to do with top managers?

YYYY
I don’t think, but I’m HZ. Here as it happens...
A comrade comes.
Month of pasions laying down... hook - top manager

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №71913
 22.10.2012
Response to Market:
Previously, the sound disappeared when viewing large files, but the latest update fixed everything - now the sound disappears when viewing everybody at all!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №71912
 22.10.2012
My friend tells me we live in hell. After all, we were born crying out of pain, ignorance and fear.

[ + 25 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71911
 22.10.2012
Help remember the title of the film, there is still Johnny Depp in the hat

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №71910
 22.10.2012
STS begins shooting a new film "The Life of Sergey Bezrukov" the performer of the main role is kept in secret.

[ + 35 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71909
 22.10.2012
Fritzmorgen: For you, anything will be slavery—until your salary allows you to hire a few servants to do all the work for you.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №71908
 22.10.2012
My girlfriend is confident of the existence of life on Mars, on my statement about the desire to participate in the expedition she replied that I will definitely find some sock.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №71907
 22.10.2012
A truly reckless person will find the proper traits even in hell.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №71906
 22.10.2012
Beautiful little girls with great demands - love for their sense of humor.

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71905
 22.10.2012
In the shopping complex all the internal walls are made of thick glass.
In order for people not to be confused, a white strip of five centimeters in width is drawn at the face level on the walls.
There was an epic drama. The blonde buyer, wandering through the hall, decided to leave the department in a very original way. Apparently, going to the door seemed to her a long way, and she, bending and bending forward, decided to run under the "tape".

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №71904
 22.10.2012
After a successful operation to clean the streets from drunk drivers, now drunk policemen drive the streets.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №71903
 22.10.2012
Campaign in a cafe, three guys and two girls, after a good drink, I, a guy and one of the girls go out in the fresh air. The guy failed to smoke, he was smoking a non-burning cigarette, I noticed this and asked him: How does he smoke? He answered by pointing to the girl standing next to him: This or the second?

[ + 48 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71902
 22.10.2012
He is silent and not romantic.
He talked about betrayal.
He was silent... silent. Then gently, smoothing my head, he said:
My poor little girl. How many hernias in your head.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №71901
 22.10.2012
For the first time, my degree as a Rea Instructor helped me six months after I graduated from college. I was able to prove to a friend that the pikachu cannot be used as a power source, because it only produces a short-lived jump in tension. This is the power of education.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №71900
 22.10.2012
I downloaded a psychological test on my phone.
One question from the test made me think first, and then roast for a long time.

The question:
What drives you more in your daily personal decisions – reason or emotions?

Options of answers:
Yes Yes
I do not know
and no.
The test has not passed, the attachment is removed with the tag "nacher".


[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71899
 22.10.2012
How many programmers do not feed, and the salary will still have to be paid.

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