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[ + 40 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71898
 22.10.2012
The salary has been delayed for three months. Before his dismissal, he proposed to organize an office plankton strike. Plankton is a plankton. Two of the 43 people supported me.

We go together.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №71897
 22.10.2012
XXX: What are you doing?

111: Description of the construction company

111: C-Rem service is called

xxxx for service? Incredibly...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №71896
 22.10.2012
XXX: I just don’t know what the twiter is about.
Twitter is not funny, I tried it.
Zzzz: Was the sky sober?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №71895
 22.10.2012
XXX is fucking. How to get rid of icota?
YYY: Drink a glass of water
XXX: Thank you I tried it. Apparently getting stuck is the only way to get rid of it...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №71894
 22.10.2012
Now I will say the most offensive phrase:
You are a humanist ?
by 19:41:10

Anna
You are a cowboy, don’t dare call me that.

[ + 23 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71893
 22.10.2012
The easiest way to fight smoking is to allow smoking only in gay clubs :)

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №71892
 22.10.2012
A friend does not have a personal life, signing up in a bar, he talks to a girlfriend: a girlfriend - you don't understand, all women want attention... a friend - a mess and removal...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №71891
 22.10.2012
Is that how they meet? All seriously?
They, you know... like Mulder and Scally, work together, occasionally mess up and never get married.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №71890
 21.10.2012
xxx: I am going to go.
Our psychofac is next to the Faculty of Economics, sometimes economists tell us what’s going on there.
KHH: No, I’m not talking about paying lectures at all.
HH: But the last story just shocked me.
The second course has a new predecessor, which often pronounces the same phrase, in case or without. At the beginning of the lectures they conclude, after how many minutes from the beginning of the couple he will say it, one girl told me that his lectures are now a good option to earn.
Fuck, I fuck them.
Tagged: fucking

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №71889
 21.10.2012
Sorry I am drunk.
by Fuck
I don’t gather anything, but I’m anybody.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №71888
 21.10.2012
Nyashka: Come, take me away from here
Bear is OK. I will dress up and fuck.
Nyashka: Autocorrection, what are you doing? Ahhaah stop it!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №71887
 21.10.2012
Yes, a lot of loaders yesterday fell, silicagel under the rain carried...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №71886
 21.10.2012
She: What are your plans for tomorrow?
He: I don’t know... And what do you have ideas to do?
She: Well... Let’s look at Kamasutra and decide what we’ll do tomorrow.)))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №71885
 21.10.2012
What is the relationship between the girl who went to another girl and my dinner today?
There was a chicken and there was no chicken.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №71884
 21.10.2012
Only by putting on the brackets, I realized that the best food is hard, sticky and sweet.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71883
 21.10.2012
I understand that in 10 years the streets of the night city will be illuminated by priests.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №71882
 21.10.2012
Q: Why are you naked? OOO
YYY: Because I have split up!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71881
 21.10.2012
"20.02.2012 the recruiter received an agenda to the military commissariat through the GES, however, on this agenda did not appear, because. The agenda was drawn up in an improper manner: it indicated the date of appearance in the military commissariat, but there was no date for receipt of the agenda. 05.04.2012 the recruiter was called to the military commissariat through the place of work, however, on this agenda also did not appear, because. It was also drawn up in an improper manner: it indicated the date of its receipt, but there was no date of appearance at the military commissariat.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №71880
 21.10.2012
xxx: greetings
Hello, I want magic
XXX: Avada Kedavir

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №71879
 21.10.2012
I read the movie "London is in chaos. A military plane carrying something dangerous crashed over the city.
The first comment: "This is a container with Ukrainian officials transported in transit. Now the Kingdom of Pipe."

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