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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №37650
 21.10.2010
What do you cook for dinner?
He makes beer.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №37649
 21.10.2010
I was attacked at the entrance today.
Freeuser: who?? to
Between the second and third floor
Lenko: we just in the area the light fell, I had nothing to do - I went to take the rubbish
Lenko: And here between the second and the third, in the darkness, someone picked up my garbage bag and ran away))))
Freeuser :-))))))))
Lenko: I was so dull that for a minute probably dumb in the darkness as a frog crawled
Then the rainbow went home.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №37648
 21.10.2010
There is an action at the institute. Bring the student to the middle of November and get an automaton on any subject (1 student- 1 subject)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №37647
 21.10.2010
The upper street. Petrovsky 35 d. 10 and 3 entrance. There is a red cat, furry, educated, licking. Probably someone threw them out because they were cared for and with manners. When I go out to smoke, he sits next to me, tests for compatibility with comp and other techniques have not been carried out. Whoever can, catch a beast.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №37646
 21.10.2010
ploughlike_elk: However, the absence of lies in the list of the seven deadly sins of Christianity somehow questions the rest of the concept...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №37645
 21.10.2010
If during a rush with a woman in the ash, leave for 10 minutes in the shed for cigarettes without warning! then on the return to the comp 100% to discover the chain of events from "You are my cat, forgive me, I am wrong, only do not be silent", to "Gandon, between us everything is over"

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №37644
 21.10.2010
The girl gave:
I have never even smiled! This is with a member in the ass!
OO

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №37643
 20.10.2010
Janim: Birds gathering...why do they always circle over the house?
GNK: They’re waiting for you...you’re going out and they’re going to fuck.
They circle over others.
GNK: They were mistaken at home

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №37642
 20.10.2010
The phrase "When you sit over the phone in the toilet" struck me into a light stupor))

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №37641
 20.10.2010
I was driving somehow to myself in the Hakan district from Vladivostok. I see — on the road votes a girl aged 16-17, light with a puppet face. and stopped. Drop the request. Well, why not throw the king, especially on the way... We talk. It turns out, my blond girl lives in the village of Barabas (kilometers 50 from the sea). I am interested:
Who are you working for, can you find out?
The waterfall.
Do you have sharks?
What is a sea without sharks?
And the big ones?
- Yes, no, the coloured will be 1.5 meters, and the gray-blue will be up to 2.5 meters, but they rarely go there.
and dangerous? The girl asks tremendously.
Any shark greater than 20 centimeters is considered potentially dangerous.
Do you dive in winter?
Hm, a strange logic of women, I still answer:
- It is cold, we try not to dive, there are many problems with the charges, and the navigation for the small fleet is closed from November 1.
And then the girl gives out this, after which I had to stop, because I could not keep the car for twenty minutes:
What do sharks eat when you don’t dive in winter?

[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №37640
 20.10.2010
xxx (16:40:03 20/10/2010)
Everyone loves small kittens, little puppies, little chickens and chickens... and only a little chickens don’t like anyone.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №37639
 20.10.2010
I sit and fall into a precipice. Called one company to break the computer. I came, drove everyone away, I sat down and opened the system. I feel like something is focused on my leg. I look down and I shake! It turns out that I was scratched by some cracked metal stuff! Three minutes later, I figured it was a tortoise. All covered with office buttons. Apparently, my admiration for the evolution of the office was clearly written on my rod, because a local native woman rushed to explain - "The turtle is all trying to take on the hands, and she doesn't like it, and she bites it. They were dressed so that they’t fall. Again, they stopped attacking it." and immediately adds – "It is not sold!";
I didn’t even start to ask myself the overwhelming question – and why are the scratches multi-colored? I am sitting and suffering with the question.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №37638
 20.10.2010
A conversation with a girl who became a translator and teaches foreigners Russian.

YYYY
What are INTURISTS?

XXX is
Normally

XXX is
Working

YYYY
Teach them to struggle.)

XXX is
A Frenchman says his cat is called Vodka

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №37637
 20.10.2010
<Red> We have a poster on the garbage pipeline "The garbage should not be thrown".
<General Fajlura> :)
<Red> No, it’s all right, the house is still folded, and so on the pipe bags with a beaten plate were sent.
<Red> But our people suffer from the torments of unrealized creativity. A couple of days ago "Garbage" was crushed, and "Troops" was written.
<Red> And today it’s gone. And with a small accurate handwriting wrote "Enemy invaders".
<General Fajlura> :)))
<Red> I did not resist, led to compromise - "Enemy invaders troops"...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №37636
 20.10.2010
Today at the "Lighthouse" The director terribly asked everyone if they were able to do all the work on time. And I just asked if I was able to do my personal life.)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №37635
 20.10.2010
Do you want to get the smoke back?
YYYY: Yes
YYY: or at least monthly

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №37634
 20.10.2010
I dreamed of sex all day!
Sorry, but not today
Okay, I’ll go home, I’ll be handblowing... eh... on Pamela Anderson! For example, do not consider it a virtual betrayal.
It does not eat! She is alive!! Fuck those who are dead!! to
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx! to

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №37633
 20.10.2010
xxx: Listen, how Serege comes to mind such combinations, are we all in shock?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY Here, as a child, we had a large sandbox in the yard, everyone in it was glued, and there was a boy who was all glued from the run. He was older and nobody told him anything. So Serega once brought a large cage from the house, filled it with sand, put a brick in the middle and made a pebble (a sin not to pin). The boy did not sin and broke his fingers.
XXX is Opa.
YYY: The boy then crumbled in the plaster, and Serega crumbled over him, morally suppressed, you understand? What a pattern, what two patterns. This at 6 years. So the matter for the small remained, grow up and get an economic education

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №37632
 20.10.2010
I watch advertisements on local TV.
A true masterpiece:

"We are digging the wells. Delivery is possible"

I thought a lot...

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №37631
 20.10.2010
Nenuco: Grabbed worried perverse, wearing you salmon! My name is Nenuco!! to

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