The case was in school, class at 9, in the midst of a tumultuous youth. The teacher asks us a question at the lesson:
Where are you drinking?
The class silenced for a few seconds, then everyone began to remember and quietly confess:
In the shop...
At the entrance...
Ivanova at the house.
The teacher was confused, and with a trembling voice:
- I really wanted to know where you drink water in school... Warn them not to drink from the crane...
This is how the reputation of the smartest class went to hell.

Probably everyone remembers in school guys, who did not go to classes, but dumb came to school and wiped up on the first floor...So here at the end of the 9th grade, teachers were already preparing to breathe with relief, understanding that the head of these gossip is released.But NO ONE expected that he would write a statement, that he wants to study until the 11th.In short, teachers are good people, but the mathematician principally and sharply refused.This happened to the director.After an hour of conversation in the office, when everyone was already exhausted, dialogue:
You have no right not to take me at 10-11!
The Mathematics: How?He doesn’t know math at all! again the pants will be going to wipe out here...
How many are 7 and 8?
There was a moment of silence, nobody expected it.
Student: I was not preparing!You are?
Generally speaking, the choking stood on the whole school, the hour negotiations were over.

0z: What are you doing?
Q: Do you miss me?

Favourite: The cat has driven away! Yes very much! What are you doing?

0z is:
Here in the girls bag found:
If you ask them two questions in a row, they only answer the last one.

I wanted to check it out! ))

Favorite: and how to check?

0z is over! You are a man!

(15.07.09)
Is it possible to see a bear on the street?! to
I apologize for leaving
The bear pulled off and ran out of the booth.
I found him in the tracks...
Bollywood has deceived him.
He walks through the streets drunk.
WOW on the ball is playing...

I am a Ukrainian! I am proud of my flag!"

You are very rough, why do you call her fat, she is very offended, she has a lot of complexes about her weight.
yyy: She has a nick in aske "fat"

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Although old age is not a joy, I hope to feel it personally.

This morning the host of the news of the 5th channel SP.
The French military handed over to law enforcement authorities.
Two Somali pirates.
I wonder how much?? to

In Moscow, Hillary Clinton said that the United States does not recognize Abkhazia.
of South Ossetia.

After that, Mrs. Clinton was honored to return to the North American British colony.

When homes turn off the lights, all the games on the phone become so interesting (:

Xxx: officials are stupid? You are a bitch and a bitch!! Engineers, businessmen, doctors and journalists are all fools! They can do nothing without us, they need permission. Without us you are nobody! I understand hatred! We have to think for you, and you are also a bad boy... I have to decide everything for you on the salary? The fucking

This is the statement of the deputies of the city council of one of the millionaire cities at the regional forum in the branch on corruption.

XXX is
What do you think about Barack Obama receiving the Nobel Peace Prize?

YYYY
I don’t know if he’d better get a puzzle.

Whom to wake up?

Man with a perforator

"Mathematics only why to teach it is necessary that it keeps the mind in order" (Lomonosov)

"Mathematics – Gymnastics of the Mind" (Suvorov)

Science reaches perfection only when it begins to use mathematics.

"Higher mathematics kills creativity" (Fursenko, Russian Minister of Education and Science)

I am serving in the brave Russian army... and you know, now I have no doubt that candy is made by the hole!!! The Wall *

I walk through Borshtag, in the transit.After me a girl, and behind her two typical gops (G).There is one crawling in order to stick:
G: Girl, how to go out on the street ****** can you tell me?
D: Well why, go out of the crossing, go to the right, then the first turn to the left, there you will see a huge h*y, so here you are there!! to
I roasted all the way home.

Ivy :
Is it cold there?

by Blink:
I don't think the stitches are cold, the stitches have long since fallen into the warm countries)))

Godlike: What about your disagreeable Eblan? In the militia? I just look at you at home, not walking with him.
Morta: First of all, he is not an idiot, he is a nonconformist. and politically active. Secondly, he is a cursor.
Godlike: I have a friend. On the first drink, I held it over the bathroom to make it easier. Then I saw him in his glasses and it turned out that he was excellent. He is also a musician and talented. He is currently working somewhere in college.
Godlike: And here he was recently seen—he was walking in a suit, with a wallet and biting a baton on the go. He is a true non-conformist, but he does not think about it and therefore does not paint. And thousands of eggs in a maid with Che Guevara are not worth it.

I ate dinner with my boyfriend yesterday. Everything was great and dinner, and so why picked up too. I just made an observation. He has five kinds of cheese in his refrigerator. 2 hard, 2 soft and type dor-blu with mold. Is he such a gourmet and should I hang up with my cooking? Or what does it mean?

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