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[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №37590
 19.10.2010
XXX: The Fisherman
XXX: I wanted to plug the headphone - I couldn't find the solder
xxx: I wanted to apologize for the BIOS - I did not find the disc
xxx: I want to go. But I fear

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №37589
 19.10.2010
XXX: If you combine enough comps into a grid, the Internet will appear on its own

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №37588
 19.10.2010
Mira_Fenix (14:59:35 13/10/2010)
I eat cabbage.

Kiss Lové (14:59:46 13/10/2010)
Do you hope?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №37587
 19.10.2010
Yes, I was taught in school: in America, blacks, Chinese in the market, fascists in the militia, Jews in the accounting industry.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №37586
 19.10.2010
and allo! Is it morge?
and yes.
I would register.
It won’t work, we’re on the line!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №37585
 19.10.2010
It is no secret that the script of Avatar coincides in little with the story of Pocahontas. On the other hand, James Cameron said that Avatar will have a sequel, but on another planet and probably underwater.

With that in mind, out of all the possible variants of the plot for Avatar 2, I only come to mind with a Mermaid :D

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №37584
 19.10.2010
[23:14:34] <sshellgate> and what is better Yandex or Rambler?
[23:14:42] <ozo> throwing

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №37583
 19.10.2010
How did you rest?
I have rested well! It reminds me of drinking!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №37582
 19.10.2010
The 14-year-old brother cut off his hair, comes and asks, “Are you noticing any changes in me?”
I say no, and what?
He, by the way: Edward came.
I am Cullen?
He: What kind of Cullen? Hands of knives!! to

I was embarrassed... >_<

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №37581
 19.10.2010
From the Programming Forum:
>> The question is closed I am an idiot

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №37580
 19.10.2010
Conversation with the Boss:
Is this T-shirt for me?
- Anton Borisovich, and what is better cruelty or hypocrisy?
There is hypocrisy everywhere.)
A great footballer, Anton Borisovich!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №37579
 19.10.2010
And they say, we saw Chinese speaking Russian. The idiots! They were Kazakhs!"

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №37578
 19.10.2010
I noticed a pack of cigarettes. She glued a new large inscription on the harm of smoking with paper, and on it she wrote “nothing terrible.”

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №37577
 19.10.2010
Sasha, Sasha, you can’t hear me.
and no.
Why is?
Because I am Cyril.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №37576
 19.10.2010
XXX: Four years ago, I dropped one elnaine toy
XXX: And there everyone knew me, and I was in the coolest clans.
XXX: And friends, it turns out that I am not there.
XXX is so cute.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №37575
 19.10.2010
I sit in the office, I work. In the office of 6 jobs!I and five women (girls)! enters the courier and asks who of us Andrei Andreevich??!! to
Out in the corner, which cuddles!! to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №37574
 19.10.2010
Sir Generator: Senya from the morning the rust took off, you know the joke:
"Hello, this is the program "Taxi", where we go.
- Hi, I am Anatoly Vaserman, and we are going to Vladivostok.
Include today, almost before going to work, tnt and there is a taxi program and in the guests of Anatoly Vaserman, I had the thought of being late to work)))

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №37573
 19.10.2010
18.10.2010 19:15:49, Covаx
B bank enters a troubled man. There is a charming servant:
What do you like?
Can I make a contribution to your fucking bank?
How can you? You are in the bank!
I want to make a fucking contribution to this fucking bank!
I’ll call the manager!
Take the manager! I have to make a fucking contribution.
The boat runs away, after a few seconds the manager appears: - What's wrong?
“I won a fucking million in a fucking lottery. And I want to put that hyevu mountain of money in your shit bank!
Didn’t that shit want to help you?! to
18.10.2010 19:16:46, Alia
and ROFL
18.10.2010 19:17:05, Alia
Kashmar, Alexander... as not cluttered =)
18.10.2010 19:17:18, Alia
No cultural fucking

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №37572
 19.10.2010
From a textbook on physical culture:
The human body consists of organs: heart, lungs, kidneys, hand, eyes. © by

Great collection of examples!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №37571
 19.10.2010
In the near future, young people in ZAGSE will not be registered, but under solemn music, on two laptops to change status in "contact".

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